Plant rights

by **2dimes** on Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:11 pm

That's fine as long as you're not a tree.

new guy1 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Get an axe 2dimes and you can join us. We have a right to bear axes, scythes, and loppers.

Can I join in? I feel as though I can lower their moral by eating their brothers and sisters right there in front of them. Ill bring the forks and give you a blank check to buy anything you need to help you in your quest.

Yes yes yes!

by **BigBallinStalin** on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:04 pm

new guy1 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Can you get some napalm?.....I love to hear them scream when they burn.

If you want to hear them scream, we can also fall back to jacking off on them all. They do it to us, why not do it to them?

Fight jizz with jizz. Sound tactic, new guy1.

by **new guy1** on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:19 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
new guy1 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Can you get some napalm?.....I love to hear them scream when they burn.

If you want to hear them scream, we can also fall back to jacking off on them all. They do it to us, why not do it to them?

Fight jizz with jizz. Sound tactic, new guy1.

Very sound, though tiring. Get me some energy drinks and I will have this done in a matter of years.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:41 pm

new guy1 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
new guy1 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Can you get some napalm?.....I love to hear them scream when they burn.

If you want to hear them scream, we can also fall back to jacking off on them all. They do it to us, why not do it to them?

Fight jizz with jizz. Sound tactic, new guy1.

Very sound, though tiring. Get me some energy drinks and I will have this done in a matter of years.

Excellent and disgusting. We'll pass the basket 'round Troll Forest anyway.

by **2dimes** on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:44 pm

No man. You're making it worse. It just dries then when the plant blasts it's pollen into the air it takes your semen along.

by **new guy1** on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:48 pm

2dimes wrote:No man. You're making it worse. It just dries then when the plant blasts it's pollen into the air it takes your semen along.

Damn man, well that wont work. I guess we'll just stick to genocide of the plants.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:03 pm

At least we tried. Through political compromise, we have found genocide to be the best solution.

by **Maugena** on Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:42 am

That's right!
Planks have feelings too!

by **notyou2** on Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:46 am

Maugena wrote:
That's right!
Planks have feelings too!

Its a tree hugger!!! Quick, spray him with Roundup!!!!

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:11 am

notyou2 wrote:
Maugena wrote:
That's right!
Planks have feelings too!

Its a tree hugger!!! Quick, spray him with Roundup!!!!

Even worse, a tree necrophiliac.

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:38 pm

I, for one, think plants have retained evolutionary success over the planet for long enough. If you support plant rights you support the status quo. Time for change!

-TG

by **Maugena** on Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:33 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
Maugena wrote:<img>
That's right!
Planks have feelings too!

Its a tree hugger!!! Quick, spray him with Roundup!!!!

Even worse, a tree necrophiliac.

FOOLS! Sex with plants is the way of the future!

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Plants are people too.

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by **2dimes** on Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:20 am

I grabbed some purell for weeding later to get the newguy jizz off our hands.

by **new guy1** on Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:32 pm

2dimes wrote:I grabbed some purell for weeding later to get the newguy jizz off our hands.

Thank you, I sprayed the plants off with my hose. Unfortunately, I was unable to get all of it off and after giving them water they were able to grow more. Note to self, do not give the plants any more water. This should shave loads of money off my water bill

by **ManBungalow** on Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:26 pm

The seeds of the plant rebellion have been sown.

Among other things, apparently.

by **jonesthecurl** on Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:18 pm

new guy1 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:We doubled our numbers again. I think we can safely confront Haggis' bleeding heart liberal commie group of democrats and pussies and win the battle.

I agree. We should start the confrontations immediately. Lets skip past the peaceful demonstration since we dont want wimps with signs when we can have people willing to do something about this problem. I will start by tearing my neighbor's crops out by the roots, eating what I can, and blending the rest. Its full on human to plant warfare soldiers!

But the signs are made out of paper.
And paper is made out of...?

by **rdsrds2120** on Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:22 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
new guy1 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:We doubled our numbers again. I think we can safely confront Haggis' bleeding heart liberal commie group of democrats and pussies and win the battle.

I agree. We should start the confrontations immediately. Lets skip past the peaceful demonstration since we dont want wimps with signs when we can have people willing to do something about this problem. I will start by tearing my neighbor's crops out by the roots, eating what I can, and blending the rest. Its full on human to plant warfare soldiers!

But the signs are made out of paper.
And paper is made out of...?

Us. It's the greatest conspiracy of the century.