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Re: Plant rights

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:29 pm

So that's 2 of us. This petition is rolling now, we just doubled our numbers.

If WWF or Greenpeace tries to get in our way, I say we spray them with Round Up.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:30 pm

You guise should make warning signs.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:32 pm

Get an axe 2dimes and you can join us. We have a right to bear axes, scythes, and loppers.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby new guy1 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:45 pm

notyou2 wrote:Get an axe 2dimes and you can join us. We have a right to bear axes, scythes, and loppers.


Can I join in? I feel as though I can lower their moral by eating their brothers and sisters right there in front of them. Ill bring the forks and give you a blank check to buy anything you need to help you in your quest.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:47 pm

We doubled our numbers again. I think we can safely confront Haggis' bleeding heart liberal commie group of democrats and pussies and win the battle.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby new guy1 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:53 pm

notyou2 wrote:We doubled our numbers again. I think we can safely confront Haggis' bleeding heart liberal commie group of democrats and pussies and win the battle.


I agree. We should start the confrontations immediately. Lets skip past the peaceful demonstration since we dont want wimps with signs when we can have people willing to do something about this problem. I will start by tearing my neighbor's crops out by the roots, eating what I can, and blending the rest. Its full on human to plant warfare soldiers!
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Re: Plant rights

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:56 pm

Can you get some napalm?.....I love to hear them scream when they burn.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby new guy1 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:59 pm

notyou2 wrote:Can you get some napalm?.....I love to hear them scream when they burn.


If you want to hear them scream, we can also fall back to jacking off on them all. They do it to us, why not do it to them?
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:04 pm

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Postby new guy1 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:06 pm

2dimes wrote:


Is there a problem with that video? I seem to have increased my ejaculation rate while listening to it.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby 2dimes on Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:11 pm

That's fine as long as you're not a tree.

new guy1 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Get an axe 2dimes and you can join us. We have a right to bear axes, scythes, and loppers.


Can I join in? I feel as though I can lower their moral by eating their brothers and sisters right there in front of them. Ill bring the forks and give you a blank check to buy anything you need to help you in your quest.

Yes yes yes!
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Re: Plant rights

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:04 pm

new guy1 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Can you get some napalm?.....I love to hear them scream when they burn.


If you want to hear them scream, we can also fall back to jacking off on them all. They do it to us, why not do it to them?


Fight jizz with jizz. Sound tactic, new guy1.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby new guy1 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:19 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
new guy1 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Can you get some napalm?.....I love to hear them scream when they burn.


If you want to hear them scream, we can also fall back to jacking off on them all. They do it to us, why not do it to them?


Fight jizz with jizz. Sound tactic, new guy1.


Very sound, though tiring. Get me some energy drinks and I will have this done in a matter of years.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:41 pm

new guy1 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
new guy1 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Can you get some napalm?.....I love to hear them scream when they burn.


If you want to hear them scream, we can also fall back to jacking off on them all. They do it to us, why not do it to them?


Fight jizz with jizz. Sound tactic, new guy1.


Very sound, though tiring. Get me some energy drinks and I will have this done in a matter of years.


Excellent and disgusting. We'll pass the basket 'round Troll Forest anyway.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:44 pm

No man. You're making it worse. It just dries then when the plant blasts it's pollen into the air it takes your semen along.
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Postby new guy1 on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:48 pm

2dimes wrote:No man. You're making it worse. It just dries then when the plant blasts it's pollen into the air it takes your semen along.


Damn man, well that wont work. I guess we'll just stick to genocide of the plants.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:03 pm

At least we tried. Through political compromise, we have found genocide to be the best solution.
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Plank rights

Postby Maugena on Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:42 am

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Re: Plank rights

Postby notyou2 on Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:46 am

Maugena wrote:Image
That's right!
Planks have feelings too!


Its a tree hugger!!! Quick, spray him with Roundup!!!!
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Re: Plank rights

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:11 am

notyou2 wrote:
Maugena wrote:Image
That's right!
Planks have feelings too!


Its a tree hugger!!! Quick, spray him with Roundup!!!!


Even worse, a tree necrophiliac.
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Re: Plant rights

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:38 pm

I, for one, think plants have retained evolutionary success over the planet for long enough. If you support plant rights you support the status quo. Time for change!

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Re: Plank rights

Postby Maugena on Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:33 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
Maugena wrote:<img>
That's right!
Planks have feelings too!


Its a tree hugger!!! Quick, spray him with Roundup!!!!


Even worse, a tree necrophiliac.

FOOLS! Sex with plants is the way of the future!
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:20 am

I grabbed some purell for weeding later to get the newguy jizz off our hands.
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Postby new guy1 on Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:32 pm

2dimes wrote:I grabbed some purell for weeding later to get the newguy jizz off our hands.


Thank you, I sprayed the plants off with my hose. Unfortunately, I was unable to get all of it off and after giving them water they were able to grow more. Note to self, do not give the plants any more water. This should shave loads of money off my water bill :D
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Re: Plant rights

Postby ManBungalow on Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:26 pm

The seeds of the plant rebellion have been sown.

Among other things, apparently.
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