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Whose Responsibility Are Chickens?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:14 am

I mean, really!
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Re: Whose Responsibility Are Chickens?

Postby TeeGee on Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:35 am

Chickens???? hmm, what about steak
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Re: Whose Responsibility Are Chickens?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:39 am

No chicken little?

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Re: Whose Responsibility Are Chickens?

Postby AAFitz on Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:52 pm

Im responsible for my 3 chickens....

Unless I mistreat or abuse them, then it is the responsibility of the community to act according to the various laws regarding them, and act accordingly.
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Re: Whose Responsibility Are Chickens?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:55 pm

AAFitz wrote:Im responsible for my 3 chickens....

Unless I mistreat or abuse them, then it is the responsibility of the community to act according to the various laws regarding them, and act accordingly.

And if your community believes that smoking herbs is an extremely dangerous crime, but you believe that it's a harmless form of recreation and allow your chickens to smoke whatever they want, does that allow the community to enter your coop with guns drawn and seize your chickens?

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Re: Whose Responsibility Are Chickens?

Postby Maugena on Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:41 am

KFC, obviously.
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Re: Whose Responsibility Are Chickens?

Postby koontz1973 on Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:47 am

Maugena wrote:KFC, obviously.

Agreed, but can you call that stuff chicken?
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Re: Whose Responsibility Are Chickens?

Postby tzor on Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:59 pm

In Key West, we used to have Free Range for Chickens. Then we stopped doing that. No one told the Chickens that. They started singing "Free at last," and went on with their lives. It's really strange seeing a rooster nest on the top of a palm tree. (And it was really scary when one would fly down from that tree to attack you because you were too close to their territory.)
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Re: Whose Responsibility Are Chickens?

Postby Symmetry on Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:04 pm

Clearly the answer is the egg.
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Re: Whose Responsibility Are Chickens?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:39 pm

tzor wrote:In Key West, we used to have Free Range for Chickens. Then we stopped doing that. No one told the Chickens that. They started singing "Free at last," and went on with their lives. It's really strange seeing a rooster nest on the top of a palm tree. (And it was really scary when one would fly down from that tree to attack you because you were too close to their territory.)


You mean it would fall down with some horizontal displacement and enough thrust not to harm itself, squawking and beating its wings erratically.

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Re: Whose Responsibility Are Chickens?

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:54 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
tzor wrote:In Key West, we used to have Free Range for Chickens. Then we stopped doing that. No one told the Chickens that. They started singing "Free at last," and went on with their lives. It's really strange seeing a rooster nest on the top of a palm tree. (And it was really scary when one would fly down from that tree to attack you because you were too close to their territory.)


You mean it would fall down with some horizontal displacement and enough thrust not to harm itself, squawking and beating its wings erratically.

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It's true that what chickens do is not true flight. However, their wing-assisted jumps are much more than what you give them credit for, especially if they're wild. Farm-raised chickens are deliberately fattened, and their bulk makes their attempts at flight a sad caricature, but wild chickens are much leaner, and able, as Tzor points out, to nest in trees.
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Re: Whose Responsibility Are Chickens?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:34 pm

I'm well aware. I grew up on a farm. I was just making a smarmy observation.

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Postby 2dimes on Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:10 pm

Do they climb the trees?
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Postby kentington on Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:15 pm

2dimes wrote:Do they climb the trees?


Yes but it is slow and it seems like they are just putting a move on the tree.
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Re: Whose Responsibility Are Chickens?

Postby tzor on Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:38 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
tzor wrote:In Key West, we used to have Free Range for Chickens. Then we stopped doing that. No one told the Chickens that. They started singing "Free at last," and went on with their lives. It's really strange seeing a rooster nest on the top of a palm tree. (And it was really scary when one would fly down from that tree to attack you because you were too close to their territory.)


You mean it would fall down with some horizontal displacement and enough thrust not to harm itself, squawking and beating its wings erratically.



A real rooster whose wings have not been clipped at birth is a pretty nasty dive bomber.
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