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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Lootifer on Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:59 pm

powershop.co.nz and "windows server, find out more"

edit: I assume you mean ads on other sites as I dont get ads on CC?
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:06 am

Battle DAWN game at the moment.\Oh, and the ads appear for us silvers, not you golds.
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Falkomagno on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:37 am

FBTO Doorlopende Verzekering. What that even means?
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Lootifer on Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:55 pm

there is one on the main page before you login.

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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby thegreekdog on Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:05 pm

Transamerican Life Insurance.
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby / on Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:56 pm

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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 29, 2013 3:27 pm

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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 29, 2013 3:29 pm

Lootifer wrote:edit: I assume you mean ads on other sites as I dont get ads on CC?


WELL ARENT YOU COOL

Falkomagno wrote:FBTO Doorlopende Verzekering. What that even means?


Looks...German? God damn nazi

thegreekdog wrote:Transamerican Life Insurance.


hahaha, you gon' die
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:51 pm

thegreekdog wrote:Transamerican Life Insurance.


So.. they're selling insurance in case one becomes... American? Or Non-American?
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:14 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Transamerican Life Insurance.


So.. they're selling insurance in case one becomes... American? Or Non-American?


They probably compared my username to where my IP address was.
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby kentington on Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:59 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Transamerican Life Insurance.


So.. they're selling insurance in case one becomes... American? Or Non-American?


They probably compared my username to where my IP address was.


If they scanned your username expect this soon:
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:13 am

haha best one so far!

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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby nietzsche on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:45 am

Two words: adblock plus
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:59 pm

nietzsche wrote:Two words: adblock plus


Three words: I don't care.
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby nietzsche on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:30 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Two words: adblock plus


Three words: I don't care.


Four words: ok
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby thegreekdog on Wed May 01, 2013 7:37 am

nietzsche wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Two words: adblock plus


Three words: I don't care.


Four words: ok


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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Army of GOD on Thu May 09, 2013 9:12 pm

"Tea Party Patriots"

PHATSCOTTY!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu May 09, 2013 10:32 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Battle DAWN game at the moment.\Oh, and the ads appear for us silvers, not you golds.


And so the hierarchy establishes itself! Rebel, rebel!

In other news, when I view the ads in a super secret way, I usually get computer protection software ads (Norton).

Sometimes, Best Buy!

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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Gilligan on Thu May 09, 2013 10:38 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Image


bahhahahahah
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon May 13, 2013 11:34 pm

I just got a "Christian Mingle" ad. the only way this could be more badly targetted is if I were gay.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed May 15, 2013 1:32 am

jonesthecurl wrote:I just got a "Christian Mingle" ad. the only way this could be more badly targetted is if I were gay.


Why do you hate mingling so much?

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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed May 15, 2013 6:44 am

Go forth and mingle.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed May 15, 2013 11:04 am

Number of hot girls I've received a smile from on lava life...
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:20 pm

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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby luns101 on Sat Nov 02, 2013 11:59 pm

Shocking Italian Video: "If you do not know Italian, you should watch this video. You'll be shocked!"

...or AARP offers (in English though)
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