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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby thegreekdog on Wed May 01, 2013 7:37 am

nietzsche wrote:
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nietzsche wrote:Two words: adblock plus


Three words: I don't care.


Four words: ok


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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Army of GOD on Thu May 09, 2013 9:12 pm

"Tea Party Patriots"

PHATSCOTTY!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu May 09, 2013 10:32 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Battle DAWN game at the moment.\Oh, and the ads appear for us silvers, not you golds.


And so the hierarchy establishes itself! Rebel, rebel!

In other news, when I view the ads in a super secret way, I usually get computer protection software ads (Norton).

Sometimes, Best Buy!

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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Gilligan on Thu May 09, 2013 10:38 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Image


bahhahahahah
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon May 13, 2013 11:34 pm

I just got a "Christian Mingle" ad. the only way this could be more badly targetted is if I were gay.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed May 15, 2013 1:32 am

jonesthecurl wrote:I just got a "Christian Mingle" ad. the only way this could be more badly targetted is if I were gay.


Why do you hate mingling so much?

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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed May 15, 2013 6:44 am

Go forth and mingle.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed May 15, 2013 11:04 am

Number of hot girls I've received a smile from on lava life...
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:20 pm

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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby luns101 on Sat Nov 02, 2013 11:59 pm

Shocking Italian Video: "If you do not know Italian, you should watch this video. You'll be shocked!"

...or AARP offers (in English though)
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby mrswdk on Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:45 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Nothing,

cuz all the Cool Kids use AdBlock+


This.
To get rich is glorious.

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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:56 am

luns101 wrote:Shocking Italian Video: "If you do not know Italian, you should watch this video. You'll be shocked!"

...or AARP offers (in English though)


yo, I had the same one (but wasn't able to get the link)
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:19 pm

'Rent your Italian Villa to a trusted audience of affluent and educated travelers.'

I don't have an Italian villa...
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby notyou2 on Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:01 pm

I still have my Farah Fawcett poster.
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:15 pm

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"I want you to remember that, to remind you to stay out of my way. In all the years to come, in all your most private moments, I want you to remember my hand at your throat. I want you to remember the one man who beat you."
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Gilligan on Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:48 am

Army of GOD wrote:Image


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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:54 pm

Ad at the beginning of a Schoolboy Q video:
"I hate to be direct, but you've been obese for far too long"

I will kill you youtube.
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:09 am

50 cent hot wings. I see it on almost every page.
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:44 pm

Just got a sponsored post on Facebook that if I switch to Verizon, apparently I'll get a complimentary orgy.

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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:24 am

I followed the adsense link and it shows me how old I am, what gender I am and what languages I speak. It got those pretty wrong though.

It has Finnish, Russian and Thai as my 3 primary languages. Ha! I speak Mohawk better than any of those 3, but there are no mohawk websites.

Fooled you, Google.
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:07 am

I was just on the website of the BBC, and I got this ad from the Irish Tourism Authority ...

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What do you suppose the creative director behind this ad was thinking when he made it? You have 578 pixels of space and you use 80% of it to slap up a grainy photo of a sketchy-looking guy with baggy eyes - possibly a serial killer - wearing a weird combination of hospital scrubs and a bike helmet. I feel like the ad copy, instead of reading "Click Here to Jump Into Ireland," could say "Come to Ireland for the Rape of a Lifetime."
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:14 am

Yes! Perfect!
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:10 pm

Ya might enjoy a good rape, sax. Don't be so judgmental,
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:40 pm

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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:19 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Image



I was clicking here but it didn't work 8-[
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