Getting Kicked in the Balls VS. Gunshot Wound

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Re: Getting Kicked in the Balls VS. Gunshot Wound

Postby Agent 86 on Thu May 16, 2013 10:52 am

A Gunshot has the potential to kill me, kick in the balls ( yes it ..expletive hurts ) I will live. Pain scale then gets the kick in the balls, gunshot If I survive will hurt but the shock nullifies this till later. As long as it's a really good kick that hits the target, my balls will always register 10 in the pain scale. I've experienced both, lived through a 222 bullet to the ankle ( yes it hurt but nothing like my balls experience).
Survived a football accident where my opponent missed the ball but not mine ( Blue balls ). A horse who wasn't happy and got me square on ( blue balls a second time). Family worried I might never be a father. Third time a dirt bike accident and crunched my balls on the handle bars ( very sore balls ) weeks in hospital. Doctors this time thought no father hood. Lucky, yes I am as I have a 3yr old daughter.

Pain scale for third offense of hitting the balls..10 out of 10. Don't try the horse though it registered 9.5 out of 10
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Postby 2dimes on Thu May 16, 2013 11:05 am

Maybe it was Urban legend but I heard/read, people have died of shock from being kicked in the balls.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu May 16, 2013 11:15 am

2dimes wrote:Maybe it was Urban legend but I heard/read, people have died of shock from being kicked in the balls.

Heard that too, but have yet to see proof of it.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu May 16, 2013 11:53 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
2dimes wrote:Maybe it was Urban legend but I heard/read, people have died of shock from being kicked in the balls.

Heard that too, but have yet to see proof of it.

Hmm. Not sure I want to. I would rather believe it's an exaggeration. It's a believable claim to me though, because testicle injuries are a different pain to any other I've had.

I had my forehead then lip stitched one time. The Novocain or whatever missed the nerve so the wrong part of my face was frozen. He offered to put more in. I was already sore and just wanted the last thing finished so I said, "No, give me a moment... Ok I'm ready, stitch it up." It was weird because the needle hurt going through but the string like part felt funny being pulled through.

Probably the most intense pain I have personally had was back problems, followed by an ear infection. But even a fairly mild tap in the nuts has disabled me briefly. Fortunately they have all been mild in my case. Thing is I can't help but think a hard blow would logically be worse. I sort of can't imagine it getting worse.

They certainly are a strange and wonderful thing.
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Re: Getting Kicked in the Balls VS. Gunshot Wound

Postby MrPanzerGeneral on Thu May 16, 2013 12:15 pm

Triple 2 in the ankle Agent. Your lucky that you can walk again.
God bless yah that you've still managed to procreate with all the damage you've got to your balls :)
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