ROUND 2:Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

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Which is the worst?

Banana Equivalent Dose
2
14%
Ounce
2
14%
Calorie (actually KiloCalorie)
0
No votes
GDP/Unempolyment Aggegate
0
No votes
Yipao
2
14%
Poronkusema
1
7%
whatmeworry
1
7%
candela (luminosity)
1
7%
Anthour
0
No votes
Sheppey (distance)
1
7%
Decibel
2
14%
Richter
1
7%
US Pint
1
7%
Non-logarithmic measurement of volume
0
No votes
 
Total votes : 14

Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby Woodruff on Mon May 13, 2013 1:02 am

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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby Falkomagno on Mon May 13, 2013 3:16 am

In Colombia, we have the most stupid volume/weight unit: Yipao. 1 Yipao is the amount of load in a full jeep (in spanish, jeep can be said as "Yip"):

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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby saxitoxin on Mon May 13, 2013 3:44 am

poronkusema – (approximately 7.5 km) the distance a reindeer can travel before needing to stop to urinate

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_ ... easurement
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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby saxitoxin on Mon May 13, 2013 3:46 am

Falkomagno wrote:In Colombia, we have the most stupid volume/weight unit: Yipao. 1 Yipao is the amount of load in a full jeep (in spanish, jeep can be said as "Yip"):

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between the sex with farm animals thing, and now this, I pretty much think Colombia is just the Arkansas of South America, except with hotter women
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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon May 13, 2013 3:48 am

Woodruff wrote:
MegaProphet wrote:I'll nominate the barleycorn, unless I can nominate the entire imperial system


I did not know that "barleycorn" was a measurement. Of crops, I presume?


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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon May 13, 2013 3:54 am

Also, I put forward the system of measurement proposed by the legendary Donald Knuth(also known in these forums for his appearance in the "Serial killer or computer programmer" thread) in his first published paper.

Knuth published his first "scientific" article in a school magazine in 1957 under the title "Potrzebie System of Weights and Measures." In it, he defined the fundamental unit of length as the thickness of Mad #26, and named the fundamental unit of force "whatmeworry." Mad published the article in issue #33 (June 1957).
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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby 2dimes on Mon May 13, 2013 5:08 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Falkomagno wrote:In Colombia, we have the most stupid volume/weight unit: Yipao. 1 Yipao is the amount of load in a full jeep (in spanish, jeep can be said as "Yip"):

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between the sex with farm animals thing, and now this, I pretty much think Colombia is just the Arkansas of South America, except with hotter women

What do those huge sacks of coke weigh in pounds or kilograms?
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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby Metsfanmax on Mon May 13, 2013 7:03 am

I've never particularly liked the candela.
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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby notyou2 on Mon May 13, 2013 8:30 pm

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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby Dukasaur on Tue May 14, 2013 7:56 am

notyou2 wrote:Anthour

DId you just make that up? A search finds no matches.
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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby Gilligan on Tue May 14, 2013 8:07 am

Metsfanmax wrote:I've never particularly liked the candela.


Or a candlefoot.
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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby tzor on Tue May 14, 2013 9:15 pm

Woodruff wrote:In my house, the term "nerd" is a compliment, mister!


Back in R.P.I. in the days before the evil state pushed the drinking age to 21, we used to spell nerd "knurd."

Why? Because an R.P.I. Engineer was in one of two binary modes at any one time.

He was either being a "knurd" pulling an overnighter for the exam the next morning.

Or he was the exact opposite ...

Literally ...

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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed May 15, 2013 12:10 am

I've found the motherload:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hu ... easurement

I nominate the Sheppey.

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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed May 15, 2013 12:24 am

The decibel. A logarithmic scale. Anyone hear me?
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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed May 15, 2013 12:27 am

jonesthecurl wrote:The decibel. A logarithmic scale. Anyone hear me?


Yeah the decibel sucks. At least the Richter scale was groundbreaking at the time.

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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby MeDeFe on Wed May 15, 2013 5:13 am

MegaProphet wrote:unless I can nominate the entire imperial system

Indeed, in hindsight it was no wonder the empire disintegrated.
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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby Metsfanmax on Wed May 15, 2013 6:46 am

jonesthecurl wrote:The decibel. A logarithmic scale. Anyone hear me?


A logarithmic scale is completely necessary for making a pragmatic description of human hearing possible, since we can hear several orders of magnitude in intensity. A jackhammer at 100 dB is 100,000 times louder than the softest sound a person can hear (0 dB).
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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed May 15, 2013 9:55 am

I can cope with a scale that has a few hundred thousand units.
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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed May 15, 2013 9:55 am

But I also nominate the US pint. It's too small, especially when it's measuring beer.
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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed May 15, 2013 10:36 am

Ok, new poll. The old favourites are added again.
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Re: ROUND 2:Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby Agent 86 on Wed May 15, 2013 2:03 pm

I nominate, 'Measuring Poverty'.
There are many different definitions and concepts of well-being world wide. Many agree that the official measure of poverty in the United States is flawed.
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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby ender516 on Thu May 16, 2013 12:11 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Also, I put forward the system of measurement proposed by the legendary Donald Knuth(also known in these forums for his appearance in the "Serial killer or computer programmer" thread) in his first published paper.

Knuth published his first "scientific" article in a school magazine in 1957 under the title "Potrzebie System of Weights and Measures." In it, he defined the fundamental unit of length as the thickness of Mad #26, and named the fundamental unit of force "whatmeworry." Mad published the article in issue #33 (June 1957).

OH MY GOD. I remember the Mad article (probably a reprint, or in a paperback collection), but I had no idea Knuth wrote it. My heart soars.

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tzor wrote:
Woodruff wrote:In my house, the term "nerd" is a compliment, mister!


Back in R.P.I. in the days before the evil state pushed the drinking age to 21, we used to spell nerd "knurd."

Why? Because an R.P.I. Engineer was in one of two binary modes at any one time.

He was either being a "knurd" pulling an overnighter for the exam the next morning.

Or he was the exact opposite ...

Literally ...

Drunk.

:D I must pass this on to my engineering colleagues.
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Re: Poll: Worst Unit of Measurement

Postby notyou2 on Thu May 16, 2013 7:08 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
MegaProphet wrote:unless I can nominate the entire imperial system

Indeed, in hindsight it was no wonder the empire disintegrated.


I nominate the US version of the Imperial system.
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