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Re: Give a Man a Fish

Postby Orwell on Tue May 14, 2013 9:49 pm

Animated gifs?!?!
Give a man a fish, teach a man how to make sushi...
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Postby 2dimes on Tue May 14, 2013 9:51 pm

Brieana Winn: A fish a fish, give a man a fish. Yay fish! ~kick jump~
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Re: Give a Man a Fish

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed May 15, 2013 2:23 am

Louis CK - "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out. What the f*ck are you bothering him for?"
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Re: Give a Man a Fish

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed May 15, 2013 2:28 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Louis CK - "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out. What the f*ck are you bothering him for?"


Whenever I read Louis CK aloud, I start to feel that it's his tone that makes things funny, and not usually his content.

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Re: Give a Man a Fish

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed May 15, 2013 3:10 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:Louis CK - "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out. What the f*ck are you bothering him for?"


Whenever I read Louis CK aloud, I start to feel that it's his tone that makes things funny, and not usually his content.

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huh maybe.

When I read that one I hear him saying it, so maybe that's why I find it funny.
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Re: Give a Man a Fish

Postby Dukasaur on Mon May 27, 2013 8:12 am

Give a man a fish, and he'll smile for a day.

Give a man A Fish Called Wanda, and he'll laugh for weeks.
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Re: Give a Man a Fish

Postby Evil Semp on Mon May 27, 2013 3:48 pm

PhatScotty: Give a man a fish and you have a government entitlement program.
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Re: Give a Man a Fish

Postby Lootifer on Mon May 27, 2013 3:59 pm

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, help a man design a sustainable fish farm which can effectively feed his whole village and BBS will tell you his village doesnt like fish.
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Re: Give a Man a Fish

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon May 27, 2013 10:01 pm

Mafia Forum: Give a man a fish and then lynch him for rolefishing.
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Re: Give a Man a Fish

Postby new guy1 on Mon May 27, 2013 11:42 pm

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Give a man a 3D printer, and he can print a gun to hunt with.
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Re: Give a Man a Fish

Postby Phatscotty on Tue May 28, 2013 1:55 am

Evil Semp wrote:PhatScotty: Give a man a fish and you have a government entitlement program.


Evil Semp: Give a man a fish and pretend you didn't just steal it from someone else
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