Conquer Club

The old adage: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life.

thegreekdog: Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man how to fish and feed yourself; he's a grown man and fishing's not that hard.

Serbia: Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll be drunk in a boat all day.

Creepersweiner: Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks.

BBS: Give a man a fish, and you stimulate demand for your product. Teach a man to fish, and you introduce competition to the market.

Also BBS: Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you just lost your best customer, you dumbass, the first one's always free!

Also BBS: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you miss a wonderful business opportunity.

DY: Give a neuroscientist a dead fish, and he will prove that it is active, just like a human brain.

Viceroy: Give a man a fish and feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and he will prove that the Earth is only 6000 years old.

Set a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Timminz wrote:Set a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Nailed it!

BMO

Give a man a gun, and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank, an he can rob the world.

Give a fish a man and you'll have a movie; teach a fish and you'll have a school.

Woodruff wrote:thegreekdog: Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't pay the government to teach a man how to fish and feed yourself; the government will waste half the money to teach the guy to fish and you can teach him much more efficiently yourself.

Fixed.

My favorite:
PETA: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
But what about the rights of the fish!!!

Orwell wrote:My favorite:
PETA: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
But what about the rights of the fish!!!

PETA prefers the term "Sea Kittens"

http://features.peta.org/PETASeaKittens/

Symmetry wrote:

Orwell wrote:My favorite:
PETA: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
But what about the rights of the fish!!!

PETA prefers the term "Sea Kittens"

http://features.peta.org/PETASeaKittens/

I stand corrected!

john: give a man a fish, and he eats for a day, but he still owes you a fish. teach a man to fish... seriously? http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+fish

Name a fish Wanda and you have a movie.

Give a fish a blowjob and you have a better movie.

Andy: Give a man a fish, and he'll likely repay you with animated Star Trek gifs.




--Andy

Animated gifs?!?!
Give a man a fish, teach a man how to make sushi...

Brieana Winn: A fish a fish, give a man a fish. Yay fish! ~kick jump~

Louis CK - "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out. What the f*ck are you bothering him for?"

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Louis CK - "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out. What the f*ck are you bothering him for?"

Whenever I read Louis CK aloud, I start to feel that it's his tone that makes things funny, and not usually his content.

BMO

rdsrds2120 wrote:

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Louis CK - "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out. What the f*ck are you bothering him for?"

Whenever I read Louis CK aloud, I start to feel that it's his tone that makes things funny, and not usually his content.

BMO

huh maybe.

When I read that one I hear him saying it, so maybe that's why I find it funny.

Give a man a fish, and he'll smile for a day.

Give a man A Fish Called Wanda, and he'll laugh for weeks.

PhatScotty: Give a man a fish and you have a government entitlement program.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, help a man design a sustainable fish farm which can effectively feed his whole village and BBS will tell you his village doesnt like fish.

Mafia Forum: Give a man a fish and then lynch him for rolefishing.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Give a man a 3D printer, and he can print a gun to hunt with.