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Postby Ace Rimmer on Wed May 15, 2013 9:30 am

unacceptable
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Re: saxi only came twice yesterday

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed May 15, 2013 10:44 am

I blame the free market. With so much demand placed on Saxi to be a productive and competitive person, he just doesn't have enough time to ejaculate.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed May 15, 2013 11:01 am

At his age cumming twice in one cycle of the moon is a feat.
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Postby Sackett58 on Wed May 15, 2013 1:13 pm

2dimes wrote:At his age cumming twice in one cycle of the moon is a feat.



If Tony Randall can, saxi can.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed May 15, 2013 5:15 pm

Of course, the frequency is lower because like everything else, when you age it takes longer to recover. Eventually you don't recover from something basic and you die.
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Postby saxitoxin on Wed May 15, 2013 11:10 pm

2dimes wrote:Of course, the frequency is lower because like everything else, when you age it takes longer to recover. Eventually you don't recover from something basic and you die.


HOW SAXI TIMES RECOVERY
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HOW BBS TIMES RECOVERY
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Postby 2dimes on Wed May 15, 2013 11:31 pm

Hmmmm. I don't know how long I need. But if those are accurate I'm some where between the two. So what's your daily max? I can for sure go twice still but at least once is manual.
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Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu May 16, 2013 12:49 am

saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:Of course, the frequency is lower because like everything else, when you age it takes longer to recover. Eventually you don't recover from something basic and you die.


HOW SAXI TIMES RECOVERY
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Re: saxi only came twice yesterday

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu May 16, 2013 2:34 am

I guess it depends: is BBS wearing Dora-head?

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Postby 2dimes on Thu May 16, 2013 2:37 am

I really got close to hitting the report button. Partially to see if you would get the message.

Eeeeek nipples!!!
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Postby 2dimes on Thu May 16, 2013 2:38 am

For the record I would like that rule changed but understand why we have it.
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Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu May 16, 2013 2:39 am

2dimes wrote:I really got close to hitting the report button. Partially to see if you would get the message.

Eeeeek nipples!!!


They're male. You're...A-dora-ble.

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Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu May 16, 2013 2:45 am

Males don't have nipples. Don't you understand?
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Postby 2dimes on Thu May 16, 2013 2:56 am

Unless there has been another change... The rule was specifically not gender specific.
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Postby saxitoxin on Thu May 16, 2013 3:28 am

2dimes wrote:Hmmmm. I don't know how long I need. But if those are accurate I'm some where between the two. So what's your daily max?


whatever 24 hours divided by 2 minutes is
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