Is Taylor Swift a Virgin?

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Taylor Swift?

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Is Taylor Swift a Virgin?

Postby El Capitan X on Fri May 17, 2013 11:44 pm

First of all, I would just like to say I am a huge Taylor Swift fan. Love her music, she's fucking gorgeous, and she is just all around awesome. And no, I am not ashamed to admit any of that. I mean, just look at her:

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Anyways, a few of my mates and I were listening to her music (whilst smoking cigars, shooting guns, and chugging beers in a very masculine fashion, of course..) and the topic of her virginity arose.

We all had our own opinions, but I want to know: What do YOU say?


Please discuss to your heart's content. And a bonus question: Curly or straight?


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Re: Is Taylor Swift a Virgin?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri May 17, 2013 11:46 pm

Are you trying to make a pass at us?
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Re: Is Taylor Swift a Virgin?

Postby nietzsche on Fri May 17, 2013 11:53 pm

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Re: Is Taylor Swift a Virgin?

Postby warmonger1981 on Sat May 18, 2013 12:44 am

She has had more cock than the urinals at the appallo. Stuffed like a turkey.
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Re: Is Taylor Swift a Virgin?

Postby smegal69 on Sat May 18, 2013 2:09 am

why are we discussing it? i just want pic's. :shock:

only one way to find out, ok boys i will take one for the team and go sniff around :twisted:
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Re: Is Taylor Swift a Virgin?

Postby Chewie1 on Sat May 18, 2013 2:26 am

smegal69 wrote:why are we discussing it? i just want pic's. :shock:

only one way to find out, ok boys i will take one for the team and go sniff around :twisted:



How noble of you sounds like it will be a chore for you!
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Re: Is Taylor Swift a Virgin?

Postby Dukasaur on Sun May 19, 2013 10:43 am

I remember when Britney Spears tried to claim she was a virgin. Next thing you know, she's being passed around like a party favour.
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Re: Is Taylor Swift a Virgin?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun May 19, 2013 11:09 am

El Capitan X, been awhile!

And I highly doubt Swift is a virgin. Though if she is, she'll have a hell of a time trying to lose it, short of a 1 night stand. Considering that everytime she breaks up with someone, she composes a song about how awful that person is.
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Re: Is Taylor Swift a Virgin?

Postby El Capitan X on Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:44 pm

Dam TSwizzle is a dirty SLUT.

What's up MTG?

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