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Re: your ideal day with DoomYoshi

Postby betiko on Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:53 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
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Army of GOD wrote:11.999999 hours of me slapping him in the face with my cock


we have a word for this in french, no kidding. It's called a "biffle". comes from "bite"=dick and "giffle"= slap in the face.

Therefore, can I invent a new english verb, "to dilap"? (or being a none english speaker I can't be granted this priviledge?)

"Will liked to bully, he dilapped all his friends for no reason."


Does it have a verb too (je te biffle)?

Also, is it one f or two?


Sorry 1 f! And yeah, verb it noun it all you want. Your french teacher will probably not know what you re talking about.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bifle
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Re: your ideal day with DoomYoshi

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:00 pm

betiko wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
betiko wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:11.999999 hours of me slapping him in the face with my cock


we have a word for this in french, no kidding. It's called a "biffle". comes from "bite"=dick and "giffle"= slap in the face. :P

Therefore, can I invent a new english verb, "to dilap"? (or being a none english speaker I can't be granted this priviledge?)

"Will liked to bully, he dilapped all his friends for no reason."


Does it have a verb too (je te biffle)?

Also, is it one f or two?


Sorry 1 f! And yeah, verb it noun it all you want. Your french teacher will probably not know what you re talking about.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bifle

Sorry I still don't get what the big deal is.

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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:14 am

Road trip in the largest Cadillac available to us. Bible talk, forum speculation/gossip and drive throughs.
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Re: your ideal day with waauw

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:17 am

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Re: your ideal day with nietzsche

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:29 am

Gillipig wrote:Yeah because Mexico is competing with Sweden in so many ways!!


1. they put four times as many astronauts in space as Sweden, so won that
2. they got rid of their French king after only seven years work, while Sweden has been trying for 200 years and still has their French king (even France doesn't still have a French king! how embarrassing, Sweden!)
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Re: your ideal day with nietzsche

Postby Serbia on Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:27 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Yeah because Mexico is competing with Sweden in so many ways!!


1. they put four times as many astronauts in space as Sweden, so won that
2. they got rid of their French king after only seven years work, while Sweden has been trying for 200 years and still has their French king (even France doesn't still have a French king! how embarrassing, Sweden!)

3. Mexican restaurants are popular globally. Swedish restaurants are non-existent globally.

Bollocks.
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Re: your ideal day with waauw

Postby Serbia on Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:29 am

Also, my day with
saxitoxin wrote:waauw

can be summed up in one word: AMSTERDAM.

Bollocks.
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Re: your ideal day with waauw

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:36 am

I want to show waauw Ameirca. We will do the American southwest though. With only 12 hours, I am going to haves to show it to him "San Andreas" style though.
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Re: your ideal day with waauw

Postby waauw on Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:50 am

DoomYoshi wrote:I want to show waauw Ameirca. We will do the American southwest though. With only 12 hours, I am going to haves to show it to him "San Andreas" style though.


never seen america, it's a dream to one day see it 8-)
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Re: your ideal day with waauw

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:17 am

waauw wrote:
never seen america, it's a dream to one day see it 8-)

Ok, if that's the case you must be shipped in blindfolded and the blind will not be removed until we are inside the walls of Disneyworld. Within the walls of the park you will have anything that your heart desires(within park rules) as long as you refer to me as "Sugardaddy" upon each request. After 12 hours you will be blindfolded once again and escorted to the plane and shipped back to Belgium to share your experience with your friends and family.
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Re: your ideal day with nietzsche

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:21 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Yeah because Mexico is competing with Sweden in so many ways!!


1. they put four times as many astronauts in space as Sweden, so won that
2. they got rid of their French king after only seven years work, while Sweden has been trying for 200 years and still has their French king (even France doesn't still have a French king! how embarrassing, Sweden!)

Jw, are there a lot of drug cartels in Sweden?
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Re: your ideal day with waauw

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:26 am

12 hours of playing WoW with waauw.


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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:37 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Sorry I still don't get what the big deal is.


Well, most guys have never touched another man's penis, especially with their face. There's a huge amount of unknown there. Fear of that unknown is a lot of the "big deal" I think. Then there's, "What happens when the pictures end up on twitter and my wife, mom, boss....?"

I know you're probably still not getting it and that's cool, but..
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It would start with a tour of the tRe: your ideal day with w

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 05, 2013 5:59 pm

It would start with a tour of the Stella Artois brewery, then a fine Belgian restaurant, move to a Belgian chocolatier for desert, then on to the hash bars and finally the red light district.
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Re: your ideal day with john9blue

Postby john9blue on Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:30 pm

wasn't on the forums yesterday... whoops

saxitoxin wrote:JOHN9BLUE'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

John9Blue will now vote on which suggestions he prefers by ranking his top choices 1, 2, 3:

- 12 hours of engaging in stupid, trolling, flaming bullshit with AndyDufresne
- 12 hours of a corn boil supper, followed by watching Disney films with notyou2
- 12 hours of touring the FDR presidential library with ooge
- 12 hours of confessing to the Pope with Dukasaur
- 12 hours of being ignored by Serbia while he gets drunk
- 12 hours of being bromanced by BBS and then kicked to the curb
- 12 hours of cuddling with FunkyTerrance
- 12 hours of swimming, hiking and playing board games with DoomYoshi at his cabin
- 12 hours of watching LHT, eating TexMex, then going to a Rod Stewart concert, followed by a pillow fight with AoG
- 12 hours of drunken complaining with Lootifer
- 12 hours of hanging out with drunk, slutty, American college girls with nietzsche
- 12 hours of having a staring contest with TA1LGUNN3R
- 12 hours of watching the Matrix trilogy with PhatScotty


1. 12 hours of a corn boil supper, followed by watching Disney films with notyou2 because i fucking love disney films
2. 12 hours of engaging in stupid, trolling, flaming bullshit with AndyDufresne because turning off logic for a day sounds like fun
3. 12 hours of hanging out with drunk, slutty, American college girls with nietzsche because college passed me by way too fast :(
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Re: your ideal day with john9blue

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:42 pm

john9blue wrote:wasn't on the forums yesterday... whoops

saxitoxin wrote:JOHN9BLUE'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

John9Blue will now vote on which suggestions he prefers by ranking his top choices 1, 2, 3:

- 12 hours of engaging in stupid, trolling, flaming bullshit with AndyDufresne
- 12 hours of a corn boil supper, followed by watching Disney films with notyou2
- 12 hours of touring the FDR presidential library with ooge
- 12 hours of confessing to the Pope with Dukasaur
- 12 hours of being ignored by Serbia while he gets drunk
- 12 hours of being bromanced by BBS and then kicked to the curb
- 12 hours of cuddling with FunkyTerrance
- 12 hours of swimming, hiking and playing board games with DoomYoshi at his cabin
- 12 hours of watching LHT, eating TexMex, then going to a Rod Stewart concert, followed by a pillow fight with AoG
- 12 hours of drunken complaining with Lootifer
- 12 hours of hanging out with drunk, slutty, American college girls with nietzsche
- 12 hours of having a staring contest with TA1LGUNN3R
- 12 hours of watching the Matrix trilogy with PhatScotty


1. 12 hours of a corn boil supper, followed by watching Disney films with notyou2 because i fucking love disney films
2. 12 hours of engaging in stupid, trolling, flaming bullshit with AndyDufresne because turning off logic for a day sounds like fun
3. 12 hours of hanging out with drunk, slutty, American college girls with nietzsche because college passed me by way too fast :(


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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:14 pm

Huh, I was two pages late to get in. Maybe Saxi should be phoning us if we have not submitted an offer and he's ready to make the list.
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Re:

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:54 pm

2dimes wrote:Huh, I was two pages late to get in. Maybe Saxi should be phoning us if we have not submitted an offer and he's ready to make the list.


Yes, while CC implements text-message reminders, let's make a list of phone numbers to those who want to be remembered about a thread.

I'll start, 63-467 (yes, 5 digits, not many telephones in Mexico)
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Re: Re:

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:59 pm

nietzsche wrote:
2dimes wrote:Huh, I was two pages late to get in. Maybe Saxi should be phoning us if we have not submitted an offer and he's ready to make the list.


Yes, while CC implements text-message reminders, let's make a list of phone numbers to those who want to be remembered about a thread.

I'll start, 63-467 (yes, 5 digits, not many telephones in Mexico)

But are there more telephones than in Sweden?
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Re: Re:

Postby john9blue on Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:13 pm

nietzsche wrote:
2dimes wrote:Huh, I was two pages late to get in. Maybe Saxi should be phoning us if we have not submitted an offer and he's ready to make the list.


Yes, while CC implements text-message reminders, let's make a list of phone numbers to those who want to be remembered about a thread.

I'll start, 63-467 (yes, 5 digits, not many telephones in Mexico)


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Re: Re:

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:26 pm

john9blue wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
2dimes wrote:Huh, I was two pages late to get in. Maybe Saxi should be phoning us if we have not submitted an offer and he's ready to make the list.


Yes, while CC implements text-message reminders, let's make a list of phone numbers to those who want to be remembered about a thread.

I'll start, 63-467 (yes, 5 digits, not many telephones in Mexico)


the richest person in the world is a mexican telephone salesman...

The richest person in the world is someone with a smile in their heart.

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Re: Re:

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:28 pm

john9blue wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
2dimes wrote:Huh, I was two pages late to get in. Maybe Saxi should be phoning us if we have not submitted an offer and he's ready to make the list.


Yes, while CC implements text-message reminders, let's make a list of phone numbers to those who want to be remembered about a thread.

I'll start, 63-467 (yes, 5 digits, not many telephones in Mexico)


the richest person in the world is a mexican telephone salesman...


Is this if the Peso is valued at 1 US dollar each?
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Re: your ideal day with waauw

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:22 pm

Next up should be the ideal day with both FT and TG.
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Re: your ideal day with waauw

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:49 pm

12 hours of Facebook messaging about girls we have crushes on
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Re: Re:

Postby nietzsche on Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:33 am

john9blue wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
2dimes wrote:Huh, I was two pages late to get in. Maybe Saxi should be phoning us if we have not submitted an offer and he's ready to make the list.


Yes, while CC implements text-message reminders, let's make a list of phone numbers to those who want to be remembered about a thread.

I'll start, 63-467 (yes, 5 digits, not many telephones in Mexico)


the richest person in the world is a mexican telephone salesman...


it is just a front for his organ trafficking business
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