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Time to cross the river again!

Postby nietzsche on Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:48 am

So, I'm going to attempt to cross the river tomorrow.

I'm having technical difficulties with my sansa clip, and since i don't use my iphone for music I don't even have iTunes.. I would have to login in Windows mode and install iTunes, download the music from my diskstation, blah blah blah but its already 1am!

So, I'm very worried about having to travel countless hours without music. Burning CDs is another option, but I need some sleep!

As you can see by my extensive use of exclamation points I'm a little bit anxious.

Crossing the river in this time of the year is very dangerous, because of the heat and all.

I hope this time I make it and the unemployment office is not as crowded, because I hate lines.

And I made no reservations neither in for the stop in Tucson or my final destination in SD... I'm crazy like that.

Are you wondering how many single line paragraphs am I going to type?

This is the last one.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby nietzsche on Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:08 am

My sansa is working again!
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:40 am

What's with your avi?
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby notyou2 on Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:48 pm

How are you going to keep your electronics dry when you swim the river amigo?
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:52 pm

Christ, now even third-world people are having first-world problems!
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:23 pm

notyou2 wrote:How are you going to keep your electronics dry when you swim the river amigo?

He'll probably put everything in a plastic bag tied to his feet.




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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:14 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
notyou2 wrote:How are you going to keep your electronics dry when you swim the river amigo?

He'll probably put everything in a plastic bag tied to his feet.




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You know that if that were for real, he'd get all his stuff wet and shitty.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:17 pm

So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby Gilligan on Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:25 pm

nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.


SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:27 pm

Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.


SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.

Oh, I thought he meant South Dakota. I was wondering if Fargo had gotten considerably more crowded since the last time I saw it!
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby Gilligan on Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:28 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.


SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.

Oh, I thought he meant South Dakota. I was wondering if Fargo had gotten considerably more crowded since the last time I saw it!
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Also would have been a long ass drive from Tucson.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:29 pm

Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.


SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.


Cool, would you be my driver?
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby Gilligan on Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:30 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.


SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.


Cool, would you be my driver?


You'll still be there next week?!

Chauffeuring Nietzsche sounds like fun. Too bad I won't have a vehicle.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:38 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.


SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.

Oh, I thought he meant South Dakota. I was wondering if Fargo had gotten considerably more crowded since the last time I saw it!
:o


Although you drive big trucks you should know this: is it ok to hug the curves in US roads? I do that in Mexico's roads but I since here they drive like zombies I felt self concious and was driving like a zombie.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:42 pm

Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.


SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.


Cool, would you be my driver?


You'll still be there next week?!

Chauffeuring Nietzsche sounds like fun. Too bad I won't have a vehicle.


Actually, I don't think so, my kind sister just made a reservation for me in the good part of Tijuana in a place much better and costing 1/3 of what I'm paying now. f*ck San Diego.
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