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f*ck you nietzsche, what a pointless thread.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby Gilligan on Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:53 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.


SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.


Cool, would you be my driver?


You'll still be there next week?!

Chauffeuring Nietzsche sounds like fun. Too bad I won't have a vehicle.


Actually, I don't think so, my kind sister just made a reservation for me in the good part of Tijuana in a place much better and costing 1/3 of what I'm paying now. f*ck San Diego.


That's over the border, and I dun have a passaporte :|
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:54 am

Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.


SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.


Cool, would you be my driver?


You'll still be there next week?!

Chauffeuring Nietzsche sounds like fun. Too bad I won't have a vehicle.


Actually, I don't think so, my kind sister just made a reservation for me in the good part of Tijuana in a place much better and costing 1/3 of what I'm paying now. f*ck San Diego.


That's over the border, and I dun have a passaporte :|


That's too bad, I was going to invite you to see my show, I'm payed to dress like the donkey.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:21 am

nietzsche wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.


SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.

Oh, I thought he meant South Dakota. I was wondering if Fargo had gotten considerably more crowded since the last time I saw it!
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Although you drive big trucks you should know this: is it ok to hug the curves in US roads? I do that in Mexico's roads but I since here they drive like zombies I felt self concious and was driving like a zombie.

You mean hug the inside curve?

It's dangerous if you can't see around it, but if you got clear field of vision it's okay.

Just remember that American cops are overpaid, so they rarely respond to bribes. Be careful with the speed...:)
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:33 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.


SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.

Oh, I thought he meant South Dakota. I was wondering if Fargo had gotten considerably more crowded since the last time I saw it!
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Although you drive big trucks you should know this: is it ok to hug the curves in US roads? I do that in Mexico's roads but I since here they drive like zombies I felt self concious and was driving like a zombie.


They drive like zombies in the West. Either they're all stoned, or the government has beaten their souls into submission, but it's probably both.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby Gilligan on Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:51 pm

nietzsche wrote:
That's too bad, I was going to invite you to see my show, I'm payed to dress like the donkey.


Can you sneak me over the border?
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:39 pm

Gilligan wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
That's too bad, I was going to invite you to see my show, I'm payed to dress like the donkey.


Can you sneak me over the border?


How do you get banned from Mexico??????
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby Gilligan on Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:21 pm

notyou2 wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
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That's too bad, I was going to invite you to see my show, I'm payed to dress like the donkey.


Can you sneak me over the border?


How do you get banned from Mexico??????


I don't have a passport
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:23 pm

You don't need a passport to go to Mexico.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby KoolBak on Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:15 pm

Yes you do....

So my dad asked me my opinion on Roe vs Wade....I told him I didn't know how Nyestshky was getting into the USA...

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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:24 pm

Everyone, or just the driver/owner of the car?

I know you need one to get back but I intentionally omitted that.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:46 pm

They let in Americans with a drivers license all the time, even though by law they have to ask for a passport.

If you are blonde might even give you a cup or coffee and a bagel on your way in.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:43 pm

I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:47 pm

I entered Tijuana from California simply using a Canadian driver's licence but this was pre 911.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:24 pm

saxitoxin wrote:I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?


The North American Free-Trade Agreement is not applicable to humans.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:50 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?


The North American Free-Trade Agreement is not applicable to humans.


not true - when I imported nietzsche to do some yard work I didn't have to pay one cent of duty ... I just called UPS, they packaged him up and then, voila, three days later I had a box of nietzsche on my doorstep (the box was leaking but that was a UPS issue, not a NAFTA issue)

I was dissatisfied with the service, though. After three days my grass still hadn't been cut, but my liquor cabinet was empty, all the women on the street were pregnant and there was a dead giraffe on the front lawn.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:09 am

saxitoxin wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?


The North American Free-Trade Agreement is not applicable to humans.


not true - when I imported nietzsche to do some yard work I didn't have to pay one cent of duty ... I just called UPS, they packaged him up and then, voila, three days later I had a box of nietzsche on my doorstep (the box was leaking but that was a UPS issue, not a NAFTA issue)

I was dissatisfied with the service, though. After three days my grass still hadn't been cut, but my liquor cabinet was empty, all the women on the street were pregnant and there was a dead giraffe on the front lawn.


The way I heard it, the giraffe wasn't his fault. He fessed up to the rest tho.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:29 pm

saxitoxin wrote:I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?

This keeps changing. I believe they want a passport between the US and Can currently.

I crossed in the 1990s a few times without showing picture ID.
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Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:58 pm

2dimes wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?

This keeps changing. I believe they want a passport between the US and Can currently.

I crossed in the 1990s a few times without showing picture ID.


In 2000 there was a border crossing in Montana that was open from 9AM-5PM. At 5PM - before the Border Patrol would go home for the night - they would seal the border by placing two orange traffic cones in the middle of the road.
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Postby jefjef on Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:11 pm

saxitoxin wrote:In 2000 there was a border crossing in Montana that was open from 9AM-5PM. At 5PM - before the Border Patrol would go home for the night - they would seal the border by placing two orange traffic cones in the middle of the road.


Well thats because Americans and Canadians really only cross the border to visit. Not to stay.

We like each other but don't want to trade places. So no real need for a fence.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:49 pm

Most of the border has a fence. The gate we went through to enter the US this time had canadian signs on it.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby karel on Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:55 pm

do us all a favor,go back,we got to many of you peeps here anyways,get a job in ur own damn country
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby nietzsche on Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:57 pm

karel wrote:do us all a favor,go back,we got to many of you peeps here anyways,get a job in ur own damn country


Lol no way, the welfare benefits are great here... I can live without working supported by you guys, all I will provide to the society is my gorgeous look.
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:44 am

saxitoxin wrote:
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saxitoxin wrote:I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?


The North American Free-Trade Agreement is not applicable to humans.


not true - when I imported nietzsche to do some yard work I didn't have to pay one cent of duty ... I just called UPS, they packaged him up and then, voila, three days later I had a box of nietzsche on my doorstep (the box was leaking but that was a UPS issue, not a NAFTA issue)

I was dissatisfied with the service, though. After three days my grass still hadn't been cut, but my liquor cabinet was empty, all the women on the street were pregnant and there was a dead giraffe on the front lawn.


the giraffe was supposed to eat the grass so I didn't have to cut it myself and she kept reaching for the trees :evil:

I was not going to take her back to zoo because I had sweet talked "moustache" Maria the keeper of the giraffe cove to let me take her out and was expecting her night of passion.

she had to go
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Re: Time to cross the river again!

Postby notyou2 on Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:26 am

nietzsche wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?


The North American Free-Trade Agreement is not applicable to humans.


not true - when I imported nietzsche to do some yard work I didn't have to pay one cent of duty ... I just called UPS, they packaged him up and then, voila, three days later I had a box of nietzsche on my doorstep (the box was leaking but that was a UPS issue, not a NAFTA issue)

I was dissatisfied with the service, though. After three days my grass still hadn't been cut, but my liquor cabinet was empty, all the women on the street were pregnant and there was a dead giraffe on the front lawn.


the giraffe was supposed to eat the grass so I didn't have to cut it myself and she kept reaching for the trees :evil:

I was not going to take her back to zoo because I had sweet talked "moustache" Maria the keeper of the giraffe cove to let me take her out and was expecting her night of passion.

she had to go


How do you explain the clogged toilet with the burrito wrappers?
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