Conquer Club

nietzsche wrote:

Gilligan wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

Gilligan wrote:

nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.

SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.

Cool, would you be my driver?

You'll still be there next week?!

Chauffeuring Nietzsche sounds like fun. Too bad I won't have a vehicle.

Actually, I don't think so, my kind sister just made a reservation for me in the good part of Tijuana in a place much better and costing 1/3 of what I'm paying now. f*ck San Diego.

Gilligan wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

Gilligan wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

Gilligan wrote:

nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.

SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.

Cool, would you be my driver?

You'll still be there next week?!

Chauffeuring Nietzsche sounds like fun. Too bad I won't have a vehicle.

Actually, I don't think so, my kind sister just made a reservation for me in the good part of Tijuana in a place much better and costing 1/3 of what I'm paying now. f*ck San Diego.

That's over the border, and I dun have a passaporte

nietzsche wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

Gilligan wrote:

nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.

SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.

Oh, I thought he meant South Dakota. I was wondering if Fargo had gotten considerably more crowded since the last time I saw it!

Although you drive big trucks you should know this: is it ok to hug the curves in US roads? I do that in Mexico's roads but I since here they drive like zombies I felt self concious and was driving like a zombie.

nietzsche wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

Gilligan wrote:

nietzsche wrote:So I was able to cross the river, then rented a car in Tucson and drove to SD.

I thought I was going to die. I almost burst into flames. That thing is like I imagine hell is like.

I used 2 bottles of sun block.

Now here in SD I feel crowded. Man these fucking freeways! The fucking city is FULL. I want to go back, this is not how I remembered SD, perhaps because I had never driven here. Bad choice, I should've stayed in hot Tucson.

Anyway, I'm going to the unemployment office tomorrow morning, to get some of Scotty's hard earned dollars.

SD as in San Diego? I'll be there next week.

Oh, I thought he meant South Dakota. I was wondering if Fargo had gotten considerably more crowded since the last time I saw it!

Although you drive big trucks you should know this: is it ok to hug the curves in US roads? I do that in Mexico's roads but I since here they drive like zombies I felt self concious and was driving like a zombie.

nietzsche wrote:
That's too bad, I was going to invite you to see my show, I'm payed to dress like the donkey.

Gilligan wrote:

nietzsche wrote:
That's too bad, I was going to invite you to see my show, I'm payed to dress like the donkey.

Can you sneak me over the border?

notyou2 wrote:

Gilligan wrote:

nietzsche wrote:
That's too bad, I was going to invite you to see my show, I'm payed to dress like the donkey.

Can you sneak me over the border?

How do you get banned from Mexico??????

saxitoxin wrote:I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?

BigBallinStalin wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?

The North American Free-Trade Agreement is not applicable to humans.

saxitoxin wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?

The North American Free-Trade Agreement is not applicable to humans.

not true - when I imported nietzsche to do some yard work I didn't have to pay one cent of duty ... I just called UPS, they packaged him up and then, voila, three days later I had a box of nietzsche on my doorstep (the box was leaking but that was a UPS issue, not a NAFTA issue)

I was dissatisfied with the service, though. After three days my grass still hadn't been cut, but my liquor cabinet was empty, all the women on the street were pregnant and there was a dead giraffe on the front lawn.

saxitoxin wrote:I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?

2dimes wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?

This keeps changing. I believe they want a passport between the US and Can currently.

I crossed in the 1990s a few times without showing picture ID.

saxitoxin wrote:In 2000 there was a border crossing in Montana that was open from 9AM-5PM. At 5PM - before the Border Patrol would go home for the night - they would seal the border by placing two orange traffic cones in the middle of the road.

karel wrote:do us all a favor,go back,we got to many of you peeps here anyways,get a job in ur own damn country

saxitoxin wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?

The North American Free-Trade Agreement is not applicable to humans.

not true - when I imported nietzsche to do some yard work I didn't have to pay one cent of duty ... I just called UPS, they packaged him up and then, voila, three days later I had a box of nietzsche on my doorstep (the box was leaking but that was a UPS issue, not a NAFTA issue)

I was dissatisfied with the service, though. After three days my grass still hadn't been cut, but my liquor cabinet was empty, all the women on the street were pregnant and there was a dead giraffe on the front lawn.

nietzsche wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:I thought if you were from a state/province with enhanced driver licenses you are covered by the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative and can cross freely between the US, Canada, Mexico and Carribbean?

The North American Free-Trade Agreement is not applicable to humans.

not true - when I imported nietzsche to do some yard work I didn't have to pay one cent of duty ... I just called UPS, they packaged him up and then, voila, three days later I had a box of nietzsche on my doorstep (the box was leaking but that was a UPS issue, not a NAFTA issue)

I was dissatisfied with the service, though. After three days my grass still hadn't been cut, but my liquor cabinet was empty, all the women on the street were pregnant and there was a dead giraffe on the front lawn.

the giraffe was supposed to eat the grass so I didn't have to cut it myself and she kept reaching for the trees

I was not going to take her back to zoo because I had sweet talked "moustache" Maria the keeper of the giraffe cove to let me take her out and was expecting her night of passion.

she had to go