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Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:09 am

The Royal Winnipeg Ballet has expelled a dancer for doing porn. Jeppe Hansen says he was just trying to express himself. The CBC, meanwhile, tactfully avoids mentioning what kind of porn Jeppe did, leaving that to logical deduction ...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/ ... -porn.html
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Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:09 am

Saxi, how is your prostate feeling?

Sorry, I'm trying to get into this thread but It's hard to muster up interest in a Canadian ballet dancer. I would actually truly rather hear about your prostate. Was he at least born somewhere other than Canada?(the dancer, not your prostate)
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Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:55 am

"For me to come there was a big opportunity for me."

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Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:08 pm

One area of the government spent less than it was budgeted and this is called "inefficiency" and a "problem". I am not so sure we speak English anymore in this country, so I wouldn't trust the Ballet story either.

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/national/unable+spend+billions+what+critics+stealth+deficit/8647494/story.html
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Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby PLAYER57832 on Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:27 pm

I suggest he try out for the Copenhagen Ballet.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:31 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:I suggest he try Copenhagen.


I don't, it's gross.
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Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:37 pm

Urh nurh! Cannerdur is gurner get invahderd!
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Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:27 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Urh nurh! Cannerdur is gurner get invahderd!

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Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:52 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Urh nurh! Cannerdur is gurner get invahderd!

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Isn't that what happened in April of 2011?
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Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:21 pm

That's the natural evolution for ballet dancers actually. From ballet to porn.

Porn can be classy too.
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Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby notyou2 on Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:12 am

The next step will be combined ballet porn.
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Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:09 pm

notyou2 wrote:The next step will be combined ballet porn.


I take it you haven't been to a German ballet recently.
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Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby notyou2 on Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:28 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
notyou2 wrote:The next step will be combined ballet porn.


I take it you haven't been to a German ballet recently.


I take it you have.
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Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:32 pm

notyou2 wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
notyou2 wrote:The next step will be combined ballet porn.


I take it you haven't been to a German ballet recently.


I take it you have.


I take it you take it in the bum.

BURN!
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Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby notyou2 on Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:25 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
notyou2 wrote:The next step will be combined ballet porn.


I take it you haven't been to a German ballet recently.


I take it you have.


I take it you take it in the bum.

BURN!



That doesn't sound like a suggestion from a suggestions moderator.
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Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:38 am

notyou2 wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
notyou2 wrote:The next step will be combined ballet porn.


I take it you haven't been to a German ballet recently.


I take it you have.


I take it you take it in the bum.

BURN!



That doesn't sound like a suggestion from a suggestions moderator.


That's true. Best behavior now.
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