Anyone been to a psychic reading?

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Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:19 pm

I'm very close to one right now, walking distance, have the time, and really don't have anything else to do.

Except you know any hot girl in SD who wants to come in my hotel room and gimme a bj.
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Re: Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:19 pm

oh, and how much those things cost?
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Re: Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:21 pm

Just saw Mets online: how much do you charge Mets?
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Re: Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:26 pm

for the reading, not the blowjob, I said hot SD chick.
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Re: Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:25 pm

"SD" = sexually diseased?
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Re: Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:25 pm

Urban dictionary says it means "sugar daddy"
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Re: Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:34 pm

I used to be a professional tarot card reader and palm reader. I even designed my own deck, which is sitting in the house somewhere, wrapped in black silk and stored in a wooden box, facing north-south.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby Metsfanmax on Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:29 pm

nietzsche wrote:for the reading, not the blowjob, I said hot SD chick.


$50.
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Re: Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby alexbin on Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:58 am

Most of us have been to psychic readers to find the solutions to our problems.
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Re: Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:04 am

alexbin wrote:Most of us have been to psychic readers to find the solutions to our problems.


They have psychics in India Alex?
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Re: Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby betiko on Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:02 am

so did you end up going nietzsche? how much did you waste?

jonesy, why did you stop? i'm sure you did good money with that crap. bad conscience to rip people off?
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Re: Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:59 am

I gave up for a number of reasons, mainly boredom. Most readings fell into a small number of categories.
I wasn't ripping people off though, it wasn't a con. I don't guarantee I have genuine "psychic powers, but I didn't just make it all up.
In fact, it was encountering a real fake that turned this stuff from a hobby and occasional party trick to a profession. I thought, "I know I'm better than her, and she's making money. And all her customers are being ripped off, which they wouldn't be if they were paying ME".
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:09 am

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Re: Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:14 pm

betiko wrote:so did you end up going nietzsche? how much did you waste?

jonesy, why did you stop? i'm sure you did good money with that crap. bad conscience to rip people off?


nope, but the next day I noticed it said on the window "Special offer, 15 mins 15 dls"

With my last minutes in San Diego I went to a sensory deprivation tank instead :D I walked out from there like the guy from office space :D

Oh and that cost me 75 dollars
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Re: Anyone been to a psychic reading?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:04 pm

Army of GOD wrote:My price is only 49.50 nietzsche. Much more affordable than Mets'.

Jeez, you're pricey. Mine is only $49.49 +tax
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