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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Compound on Sat Jan 02, 2016 4:17 pm

Sup yall.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jan 02, 2016 7:38 pm

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Jan 02, 2016 8:51 pm

Compound wrote:Sup yall.
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Yea, welcome to the forum. Hey, since you are from Michigan send Confederate SS a pm, he's from Michigan too.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Georgije on Sun Jan 24, 2016 2:46 pm

29 m Slovenia

I have been playing CC for about 7 years now and i have never bothered to check out the forums

So what goes on here? Is arguing with people in the CC forums at all like competing in the proverbial special olympics? Even if you win you're still retarded

Or do discussions here take place on a more sophisticated level?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Serbia on Sun Jan 24, 2016 2:51 pm

Georgije wrote:29 m Slovenia

I have been playing CC for about 7 years now and i have never bothered to check out the forums

So what goes on here? Is arguing with people in the CC forums at all like competing in the proverbial special olympics? Even if you win you're still retarded

Or do discussions here take place on a more sophisticated level?


Nope, we're all pretty much twats. Except you. You're a poopoo head.

Also, did you know the majority of your posts come from 2009? Seems you've been aware of the forums for a long time.

Bollocks.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Georgije on Sun Jan 24, 2016 3:08 pm

Possibly, but that's such ancient history that i'm not even going to check my post archive to see if it's true
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jan 24, 2016 3:21 pm

Georgije wrote:29 m Slovenia

I have been playing CC for about 7 years now and i have never bothered to check out the forums

So what goes on here? Is arguing with people in the CC forums at all like competing in the proverbial special olympics? Even if you win you're still retarded

Or do discussions here take place on a more sophisticated level?

It's just like real life:
You engage in 1000 conversations, 950 of them will be routine and forgettable, 25 will be unpleasant arguments that you wish you could forget, 20 will actually be fun and yield a good laugh, 4 will actually give you useful information, and 1 will profoundly change your view of the world. The 975 in the first two categories are a small price to pay for the 25 in the last three categories.

Anyway, welcome back.

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby tzor on Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:04 am

Georgije wrote:So what goes on here?


Well, let's see. Serbia goes about being a obnoxious snot (waves at Serbia). American politics is always fine for a good insult wars. (And no, you know who is not you know who ... I'm pretty sure that you know who wouldn't have the time and if he did has the money to buy premium.) And let's see, there is this guy named "Tzor" who keeps telling everyone to "Like us on Facebook." Pay no attention to him.

Georgije wrote: Is arguing with people in the CC forums at all like competing in the proverbial special olympics? Even if you win you're still retarded


Touche. You will do fine here.

Georgije wrote:Or do discussions here take place on a more sophisticated level?


Actually, they do. It's sort of surreal when it happens. It's like the opposite of hockey, where fights break out. Here a discussion actually breaks out until the officials (well actually the agitators) blow the whistle and break them up. :twisted:
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby iAmCaffeine on Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:14 am

tzor wrote:Serbia goes about being a obnoxious snot (waves at Serbia).

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Georgije on Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:41 am

tzor wrote:
Georgije wrote:So what goes on here?


Well, let's see. Serbia goes about being a obnoxious snot (waves at Serbia). American politics is always fine for a good insult wars. (And no, you know who is not you know who ... I'm pretty sure that you know who wouldn't have the time and if he did has the money to buy premium.) And let's see, there is this guy named "Tzor" who keeps telling everyone to "Like us on Facebook." Pay no attention to him.

Georgije wrote: Is arguing with people in the CC forums at all like competing in the proverbial special olympics? Even if you win you're still retarded


Touche. You will do fine here.

Georgije wrote:Or do discussions here take place on a more sophisticated level?


Actually, they do. It's sort of surreal when it happens. It's like the opposite of hockey, where fights break out. Here a discussion actually breaks out until the officials (well actually the agitators) blow the whistle and break them up. :twisted:

American politics is always fun, especially if you have the great Bernie Sanders himself participating in discussions.
Meanwhile the most interesting thing to happen in Slovenian politics was that some state secretary got caught stealing 60ā‚¬ worth of pates from the local store.

Whom am i supposed to like on fb?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:07 pm

tzor wrote:
Georgije wrote:So what goes on here?


Well, let's see. Serbia goes about being a obnoxious snot (waves at Serbia). American politics is always fine for a good insult wars. (And no, you know who is not you know who ... I'm pretty sure that you know who wouldn't have the time and if he did has the money to buy premium.) And let's see, there is this guy named "Tzor" who keeps telling everyone to "Like us on Facebook." Pay no attention to him.

Georgije wrote: Is arguing with people in the CC forums at all like competing in the proverbial special olympics? Even if you win you're still retarded


Touche. You will do fine here.

Georgije wrote:Or do discussions here take place on a more sophisticated level?


Actually, they do. It's sort of surreal when it happens. It's like the opposite of hockey, where fights break out. Here a discussion actually breaks out until the officials (well actually the agitators) blow the whistle and break them up. :twisted:


Yes, the discussion can be a bit neanderthal aka brutal and senseless. But, we do have gems that entertain and enlighten the masses here.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Mageplunka69 on Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:14 am

Phatscotty wrote:Hi, my name is Scott. I like long walks on the beach and ice cream. And no I am not fat!



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but how does the ice cream not melt on such long walks
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby UCAbears on Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:46 am

Hi, I'm me. Been around for a while now. First started playing when I was 12 in 2006.

If I had one wish, I would wish for World Peace.

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Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:55 pm

UCAbears wrote:Hi, I'm me. Been around for a while now. First started playing when I was 12 in 2006.

If I had one wish, I would wish for World Peace.

-UCA


That's very selfish of you. People rely on our Military Industrial Complex for jobs. Plus, we'll lose our last manufacturing jobs to China or Russia, yikes!

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Congrats to all our US taxpayers and Allies, foreign Dictators, Strongmen and Warlords in keeping America number 1
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Feb 16, 2016 1:40 pm

I would wish for everyone to eat ice cream
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Feb 16, 2016 1:47 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I would wish for everyone to eat ice cream


Yes, we all must eat ice cream.

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Postby tzor on Tue Feb 16, 2016 4:09 pm

Has it got any nuts in it?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Feb 16, 2016 4:15 pm

tzor wrote:Has it got any nuts in it?


No, but they are coming up with some nut filled ice cream named after some of the Republican candidates for President.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby tzor on Tue Feb 16, 2016 4:38 pm

I'm allergic to nuts.

Of course, for some reason, I'm on your email list.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:46 am

tzor wrote:I'm allergic to nuts.

Of course, for some reason, I'm on your email list.


Cause you are starting to feel the BERN!
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby tzor on Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:36 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:Cause you are starting to feel the BERN!


I have to admit, if I were more of a T Shirt person I would buy this just as a cool collector's item.

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Feb 25, 2016 10:20 am

tzor wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Cause you are starting to feel the BERN!


I have to admit, if I were more of a T Shirt person I would buy this just as a cool collector's item.

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You should support him and vote for him. Share his views and those of Robert Reich on facebook. Help change happen for the better tzor. Be an activist and human rights supporter. Stand up for the middle class and America.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:30 am

Oh gawd, notyou2 has finally been sucked in by the tractor beam.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Serbia on Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:22 pm

The only thing that could actually make me vote for Trump would be Bernie winning the Democratic nomination. Although, I wouldn't be voting "for" Trump as much as I'd be voting against Bernie.

Bollocks.
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