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Postby Norse on Wed May 30, 2007 3:48 pm

what is black, white and red?


A moderator, that I have bludgeoned to death and wrapped up in newspaper, because they closed the last joke thread

:D :D
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed May 30, 2007 4:00 pm

Guess the jokes have to be "cleaned up" a bit eh?

Whats the difference between Attila and a brick? The brick graduated Kindergarten before Attila! :lol:
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby AK_iceman on Wed May 30, 2007 4:05 pm

Moved to the Funny Farm where it belongs.

Keep this one clean and within guidleines or it'll be locked down faster than a 30 account multi. :wink:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed May 30, 2007 4:07 pm

All right, fine. :cry:
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Postby johnnyrotten on Wed May 30, 2007 4:09 pm

4 chavs drive off a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova. Why is this a shame?




A Vauxhall Nova seats 5.
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Wed May 30, 2007 4:09 pm

I suppose the joke "how do you know your sister has her periods?" is out then :-^
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Postby johnnyrotten on Wed May 30, 2007 4:10 pm

I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Wed May 30, 2007 4:11 pm

I could tell the 'What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?' joke but wicked would probably get all pissy like normal.
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Postby Atilla on Wed May 30, 2007 4:12 pm

you know.. i was going to indirectly complement this guy with an "absolute power" speech.. but screw him
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Wed May 30, 2007 4:16 pm

What is brown and black , and hangs out a babys pram?


....a pitbull's arse.
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Postby Norse on Wed May 30, 2007 4:16 pm

The chav and emo jokes are way too funny for this thread :D :P

the horse jokes-

a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender say "why the long face?"

a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender had to phone the farmer to tell him to remove the horse

a horse walks into a bar, and has a pint, and then died, cos beer was bad for it

a horse walks into a bar, "ouch"
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Postby johnnyrotten on Wed May 30, 2007 4:19 pm

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted.
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Wed May 30, 2007 4:23 pm

This kid and his folks are at the zoo, and he sees these two bears having sex...

"what are they doing daddy ?"

"eh....eh....they're making cakes"

"making cakes daddy?"

"eh...yeah, making cakes"



So after the zoo, they head to the carpark. At the entrance, ther are these two dogs fucking away....


"Daddy, what are those two dogs doing ?"

"eh......mmm...they're making cakes"

"making cakes daddy ?"

"yeah son, making cakes"



The kid is that tired after the trip to the zoo, he falls asleep early, but he gets up early too......

Chapp Chap at the bedroom door,,,,

"what is it son?"

"Daddy...were you and mum making cakes in the front room tonight ?"

"eh....yes son, how do you know that?"


"Coz I just licked the icing off the carpet"



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Postby Huckleberryhound on Wed May 30, 2007 4:39 pm

do i win a prize ?
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Postby Atilla on Wed May 30, 2007 4:45 pm

wow... :lol: ...
Girl goes to her dad and says " dad will you buy me a prom dress?"
dad says "suck my dick"
girl says "aww daddy"
dad says " suck my dick"
girl says "oh daddy your dick tastes like shit"
dad says " yeah, your brother wanted to borrow the car earlier"

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Postby got tonkaed on Wed May 30, 2007 4:48 pm

Atilla wrote:wow... :lol: ...
Girl goes to her dad and says " dad will you buy me a prom dress?"
dad says "suck my dick"
girl says "aww daddy"
dad says " suck my dick"
girl says "oh daddy your dick tastes like shit"
dad says " yeah, your brother wanted to borrow the car earlier"

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let it be noted....that it was here that this thread took a turn for the worst.
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Wed May 30, 2007 4:48 pm

Kid's in the bath with his mother, and looks down between her legs....

"mummy, what's that thing there in the hair.?"

"eh....that's where your dad hit me with an axe."

"awww, good shot, right in the cunt"
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Postby Atilla on Wed May 30, 2007 4:51 pm

:lol: quick and cool
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Postby Atilla on Wed May 30, 2007 4:59 pm

this is some soft shit... but i've got a bluetick named "hucleberry hound".. honest truth
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Postby Gold Knight on Wed May 30, 2007 6:27 pm

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
Avalanche

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
Mudslide

What do you call a bunch of Puerto Ricans running down a hill?
Jailbreak
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xxtig12683xx wrote:yea, my fav part was being in the sewer riding a surfboard and wacking these alien creatures.

shit was badass
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Postby donkeylove on Wed May 30, 2007 6:56 pm

A bear walks into a bar and says can I have a pint of........



























.........Guiness please?

The barman asks 'why the big paws?'
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Postby donkeylove on Wed May 30, 2007 6:59 pm

How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, let the silly bitch wash up in the dark
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Postby civver on Wed May 30, 2007 7:12 pm

Gold Knight wrote:What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
Avalanche

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
Mudslide

What do you call a bunch of Puerto Ricans running down a hill?
Jailbreak

You are inviting a mod reprisal.
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Postby unriggable on Wed May 30, 2007 7:17 pm

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
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Postby Gold Knight on Wed May 30, 2007 7:35 pm

i dont see why the mods banned the jokes from the flame wars forum. The jokes are so much better when they have a nasty twist to them :twisted:
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