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Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:34 pm

JamesKer1




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    JamesKer1, your assistance is menial and largely unnecessary.

    You should quit.

Specifics/Details:
  • This position as a mod will not be useful for any resume.
    Your position is considered to be a joke by the CC administration.
    You hardly exercise any control over this cyber domain. Any complaints of your inferiority as Sugs Mod or any constructive criticism will not be ignored but will be readily dismissed by your CC overlords.
    Hardly anyone will tell you this, but you are serving the role of "bitch" with zero benefits. Again, there's no benefits to this task--except for an opportunity to handle real criticism while providing disregarded feedback.

How this will benefit the site and/or other comments:
  • Resigning immediately alleviates your unnecessary task in overseeing and organizing various suggestions which contribute to the Great Decline.
    Your position is as necessary as the job description of a trash collector.
    Save yourself time and resources. You will gain more valuable skills and/or life lessons elsewhere. Resign posthaste, and thank me for the cost-savings.
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Re: JamesKer1

Postby TeeGee on Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:39 am

BigBallinStalin




Concise description:
    BigBallinStalin, your assistance is _________________.

    You should quit.

Specifics/Details:
  • This position as a forum dweeb will not be useful for any resume.
    You are considered to be a joke by the CC administration.
    You exercise no control over this cyber domain. Any complaints of your inferiority as an OT poster or any constructive criticism will not be ignored but will be readily dismissed by your CC overlords.

How this will benefit the site and/or other comments:
  • Resigning immediately alleviates your unnecessary task in trolling various forums which contribute to the Great Decline.
    Your position is as necessary as the job description of a trash collector.
    Save yourself time and resources. You will gain more valuable skills and/or life lessons elsewhere. Resign posthaste, and thank me for the cost-savings.
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Re: JamesKer1

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:41 am

This thread appears to be in the wrong forum. Mods, please move back to Suggestions.

Also, reporting TeeGee for trolling.
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Re: JamesKer1

Postby TeeGee on Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:48 am

Metsfanmax wrote:This thread appears to be in the wrong forum. Mods, please move back to Suggestions.

Also, reporting TeeGee for trolling.


:lol:

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Re: JamesKer1

Postby jammyjames on Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:52 am

Well said BBS. It's no surprise another mod jumps immediately in to defend him :roll:
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Re: JamesKer1

Postby TeeGee on Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:56 am

jammyjames wrote:Well said BBS. It's no surprise another mod jumps immediately in to defend him :roll:



I thought it was a game, I don't see where I defended anyone
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Re: JamesKer1

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Aug 07, 2014 6:19 am

I think it's counterproductive to try to undermine someone who's working really hard at improving the site.

That's the nicest way I could put it.

The implied allegation that suggestions are never implemented is untrue. As a rough estimate I would say that 60 to 80 suggestions have been implemented in the last year, more than in any other year except perhaps at the very beginning of CC's existence.

Anyone who wants a more accurate count is welcome to peruse the Implemented Suggestions forum and see for themselves:
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=470
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Re: JamesKer1

Postby JamesKer1 on Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:46 am

Thank you BBS... I'm glad that you get the honor of starting the first troll thread/suggestion about me.... Hopefully more aren't too far away for the laughs ;)

Sadly, I think that this is REJECTED for being harmful to the site instead of helping it. Thanks for the idea though. Happy Thinking!

By the way, thanks Duk and TG :)
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Re: JamesKer1

Postby 2dimes on Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:06 am

You probably should have gone to the "welcome.. Introduce yourself" thread first.
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Re: JamesKer1

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:03 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I think it's counterproductive to try to undermine someone who's working really hard at improving the site.

That's the nicest way I could put it.

The implied allegation that suggestions are never implemented is untrue. As a rough estimate I would say that 60 to 80 suggestions have been implemented in the last year, more than in any other year except perhaps at the very beginning of CC's existence.

Anyone who wants a more accurate count is welcome to peruse the Implemented Suggestions forum and see for themselves:
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=470


It's pretty dumb to waste one's resources due to unreal expectations. Somebody had to tell him. Reinforcing that illusion is just as stupid as comparing Palestinians to Nazi Germans. Oh by the way, have you been warned for making such comparisons?
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Re: JamesKer1

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:05 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Reinforcing that illusion is just as stupid as comparing Palestinians to Nazi Germans.


To be fair, this is the guy in charge of publicizing everything that the Suggestions team isn't accomplishing.
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Re: JamesKer1

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:09 pm

JamesKer1 wrote:Thank you BBS... I'm glad that you get the honor of starting the first troll thread/suggestion about me.... Hopefully more aren't too far away for the laughs ;)

Sadly, I think that this is REJECTED for being harmful to the site instead of helping it. Thanks for the idea though. Happy Thinking!

By the way, thanks Duk and TG :)


I had a low chance of convincing you that you'll be wasting your time, but given my altruism, I had to try. Your response isn't surprising--given your batshit crazy post about evolution. At least we've gathered more evidence that you're really that illogical. Given your logical prowess, we can rest assured that you'll in no way contribute to this site's decline. But don't give it much thought; TG and Dookie will feed your overconfidence.
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Re: JamesKer1

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:14 pm

TeeGee wrote:BigBallinStalin




Concise description:
    BigBallinStalin, your assistance is _________________.

    You should quit.

Specifics/Details:
  • This position as a forum dweeb will not be useful for any resume.
    You are considered to be a joke by the CC administration.
    You exercise no control over this cyber domain. Any complaints of your inferiority as an OT poster or any constructive criticism will not be ignored but will be readily dismissed by your CC overlords.

How this will benefit the site and/or other comments:
  • Resigning immediately alleviates your unnecessary task in trolling various forums which contribute to the Great Decline.
    Your position is as necessary as the job description of a trash collector.
    Save yourself time and resources. You will gain more valuable skills and/or life lessons elsewhere. Resign posthaste, and thank me for the cost-savings.
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tl;dr. I'm sure it was as witty as Jamesker's post about evolution.
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Re: JamesKer1

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Aug 07, 2014 3:03 pm

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    More animated Star Trek .gifs needed.

    Star Trek, your existence is critical to the day-to-day workings of the Off Topics forum. Evidence: Exhibit A (Ignore Exhibit B)

Specifics/Details:
  • This esteemed post content is entirely useful to the lifeblood of CC.
    This esteemed post content is considered to be a joke (in a good way) by the CC administration.
    This esteemed post content exercises minimal control over this cyber domain.

How this will benefit the site and/or other comments:
  • This post content alleviates that dreadful unnecessary task of reading extensive forum posts and topics which contribute to the Great Decline due to their sheer volume by weight.

    Save yourself time and resources by only reading animated Star Trek .gifs. You will gain more valuable skills and/or life lessons in these posts than elsewhere. Declare this thusly posthaste, and thank me for the cost-savings.


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Re: JamesKer1

Postby TeeGee on Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:04 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Star Trek

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Concise description:
    More animated Star Trek .gifs needed.

    Star Trek, your existence is critical to the day-to-day workings of the Off Topics forum. Evidence: Exhibit A (Ignore Exhibit B)

Specifics/Details:
  • This esteemed post content is entirely useful to the lifeblood of CC.
    This esteemed post content is considered to be a joke (in a good way) by the CC administration.
    This esteemed post content exercises minimal control over this cyber domain.

How this will benefit the site and/or other comments:
  • This post content alleviates that dreadful unnecessary task of reading extensive forum posts and topics which contribute to the Great Decline due to their sheer volume by weight.

    Save yourself time and resources by only reading animated Star Trek .gifs. You will gain more valuable skills and/or life lessons in these posts than elsewhere. Declare this thusly posthaste, and thank me for the cost-savings.


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Re: JamesKer1

Postby notyou2 on Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:20 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
JamesKer1 wrote:Thank you BBS... I'm glad that you get the honor of starting the first troll thread/suggestion about me.... Hopefully more aren't too far away for the laughs ;)

Sadly, I think that this is REJECTED for being harmful to the site instead of helping it. Thanks for the idea though. Happy Thinking!

By the way, thanks Duk and TG :)


I had a low chance of convincing you that you'll be wasting your time, but given my altruism, I had to try. Your response isn't surprising--given your batshit crazy post about evolution. At least we've gathered more evidence that you're really that illogical. Given your logical prowess, we can rest assured that you'll in no way contribute to this site's decline. But don't give it much thought; TG and Dookie will feed your overconfidence.



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Postby 2dimes on Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:51 pm

BBS is from Kentucky? Did he go back?
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Re: JamesKer1

Postby riskllama on Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:07 pm

come back, BBS - we all miss you very much... :lol:
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