U.S. presidential election 2016 (official thread)

[saxitoxin]

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APRIL POLL RESULTS:

Hilary Clinton (Democrat) - 27%
Lincoln Chafee (Democrat) - 4%
Martin O'Malley (Democrat) - 0%
Rand Paul (Republican) - 38%
Ted Cruz (Republican) - 8%
Unsure - 12%
Other - 12%

MAY POLL RESULTS:

Hilary Clinton (Democrat) - 15%
Lincoln Chafee (Democrat) - 15%
Bernie Sanders (Democrat and/or Independent) - 15%
Martin O'Malley (Democrat) - 0%
Jeb Bush (Republican) - 8%
Rand Paul (Republican) - 15%
Carly Fiorina (Republican) - 8%
Ben Carson (Republican) - 0%
Marco Rubio (Republican) - 8%
Ted Cruz (Republican) - 8%
Roseanne Barr (Peace & Freedom) - 0%
Zoltan Istvan (Transhumanist) - 0%
Terry Jones (Independent) - 0%
Unsure - 8%
Other - 0%

JUNE POLL RESULTS:

Hilary Clinton (Democrat) - 10%
Lincoln Chafee (Democrat) - 10%
Bernie Sanders (Democrat and/or Independent) - 30%
Martin O'Malley (Democrat) - 0%
George Pataki (Republican) - 0%
Mike Huckabee (Republican) - 0%
Rick Perry (Republican) - 10%
Rick Santorum (Republican) - 0%
Lindsey Graham (Republican) - 0%
Jeb Bush (Republican) - 0%
Rand Paul (Republican) - 20%
Carly Fiorina (Republican) - 0%
Ben Carson (Republican) - 0%
Marco Rubio (Republican) - 0%
Ted Cruz (Republican) - 0%
Roseanne Barr (Peace & Freedom) - 20%
Zoltan Istvan (Transhumanist) - 0%
Terry Jones (Independent) - 0%
Unsure - 0%
Other - 0%

NOVEMBER POLL RESULTS:

Bernie Sanders (Democrat and/or Independent) - 35%
Hilary Clinton (Democrat) - 0%
Martin O'Malley (Democrat) - 4%
Donald Trump (Republican) - 17%
Ben Carson (Republican) - 0%
Jeb Bush (Republican) - 4%
Ted Cruz (Republican) - 9%
Marco Rubio (Republican) - 0%
Rand Paul (Republican) - 22%
Carly Fiorina (Republican) - 0 %
Mike Huckabee (Republican) - 0%
Chris Christie (Republican) - 9%
John Kasich (Republican) - 0%
Jill Stein (Green) - 0%
John McAfee (Unaffiliated) - 0%
Unsure - 0%
Other - 0%

JANUARY 2016 POLL RESULTS:

Bernie Sanders (Democrat and/or Independent) - 17%
Hilary Clinton (Democrat) - 8%
Martin O'Malley (Democrat) - 8%
Donald Trump (Republican) - 0%
Ben Carson (Republican) - 0%
Jeb Bush (Republican) - 0%
Ted Cruz (Republican) - 17%
Marco Rubio (Republican) - 8%
Rand Paul (Republican) - 25%
Carly Fiorina (Republican) - 0 %
Mike Huckabee (Republican) - 0%
Chris Christie (Republican) - 17%
John Kasich (Republican) - 0%
Jill Stein (Green) - 0%
John McAfee (Libertarian) - 0%
Gary Johnson (Libertarian) - 0%
Unsure - 0%
Other - 0%

[tzor]

Second (I try harder).

[khazalid]

democracy so wack

[GoranZ]

maybe Jeb Bush

[sempaispellcheck]

A bunch of my ultra-liberal friends are hoping Elizabeth Warren decides to run, with Bernie Sanders as her running mate (and I'm sure they'd be happy if it went the other way around).
I'm just starting to do my research now.

sempai

[saxitoxin]

maybe Jeb Bush

shoot, forgot him ... I'll add him to next month's poll

[Dukasaur]

Hubert Humphrey

[targetman377]

God i hope its no one on the list there!

[tzor]

Have you seen Biden's latest campaign poster?

show

That is when he's not stealing a baby's pacifier and putting it in his own mouth.

[Serbia]

This month I shall support Ted Cruz for no good reason.

Bollocks.

[Phatscotty]

This month I shall support Ted Cruz for no good reason.

Bollocks.

Having the courage to speak about green eggs n ham for 14 hours is a good reason!

[2dimes]

Actually it's "Not Sure."

[saxitoxin]

A bunch of my ultra-liberal friends are hoping Elizabeth Warren decides to run, with Bernie Sanders as her running mate (and I'm sure they'd be happy if it went the other way around).
I'm just starting to do my research now.

sempai

if Chafee were elected he would be the first professional blacksmith to serve as president (Herbert Hoover's father was a blacksmith but died before he could pass on the craft)

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I can't in all good conscience support anyone before consulting with a bookie.

[saxitoxin]

Sheldon Addelson, Israel's chief surrogate in the U.S., has just finished another $1 million flight of ads against Rand Paul. Israel's new ad "Sanctions" ran 80 times per day last week on FOX News in South Carolina, New Hampshire, and Iowa --- so $1 million/week when the election is a year-and-a-half away, how much will they be spending a year from now?

[betiko]

go Hilary!!!!!!!!

[Lord Arioch]

Brrr the most liberal/democratic yank is waaaaay more conservative than the most non liberal conservative swedish party....

[tzor]

This month I shall support Ted Cruz for no good reason.

Well if you need a reason, why not try musical parody?

Cruz(ing)' on a Sunday afternoon
Really couldn't get away too soon
I can't imagine anything that's better
The world is ours whenever we're together
There ain't a place I'd like to be instead of...

NEWS FLASH! I was listening to Glen Beck on the way to work. Glen Beck is all in for Hillary!

As opposed to the Communist Mayor (no really, before he became mayor he worked on a number of South American revolutions) Bill de Blasio who has held back on his endorsement.

[Metsfanmax]

Option for Al Gore plz

[betiko]

option for ralph nader please!

[Dukasaur]

Option for Hubert Humphrey, please.

[betiko]

Option for michael dukakis please!

[saxitoxin]

Someone other than me better fucking vote for Lincoln Chafee soon or I'm going to shut down the poll.

[betiko]

Someone other than me better fucking vote for Lincoln Chafee soon or I'm going to shut down the poll.

Is it a real person? Sounds like the name of a luxury car for people wearing afros to me.