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notyou2 wrote:Funky T too. I wonder if they made a date and Funky T was arrested for sodomy?
Bernie Sanders wrote:notyou2 wrote:Funky T too. I wonder if they made a date and Funky T was arrested for sodomy?
You can be arrested for sodomy? Are you posting from a prison computer in Canada?
Dukasaur wrote:Bernie Sanders wrote:notyou2 wrote:Funky T too. I wonder if they made a date and Funky T was arrested for sodomy?
You can be arrested for sodomy? Are you posting from a prison computer in Canada?
Not in Canada.
But still in a decent-sized chunk of the world:
BoganGod wrote:It is no fun, no fun at all if you don't feel all dirty and shit(literally) because you are doing some hella naughty illegal boning.
betiko wrote:hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.
Bernie Sanders wrote:betiko wrote:hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.
Does your country have the highest rate of bi-sexuality and beastiality in the world?
... and do you give your pets at least a good lubricant before you show them how much you care for them?
Bernie Sanders wrote:betiko wrote:hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.
Does your country have the highest rate of bi-sexuality and beastiality in the world?
... and do you give your pets at least a good lubricant before you show them how much you care for them?
waauw wrote:Bernie Sanders wrote:betiko wrote:hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.
Does your country have the highest rate of bi-sexuality and beastiality in the world?
... and do you give your pets at least a good lubricant before you show them how much you care for them?
Doing hairy women doesn't count as beastiality.
betiko wrote:Bernie Sanders wrote:betiko wrote:hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.
Does your country have the highest rate of bi-sexuality and beastiality in the world?
... and do you give your pets at least a good lubricant before you show them how much you care for them?
you really need a go at everybody in the forum huh, you sorry old man?
Had to look up for your barbaric word since zoophilia might sound too classy for you.
but to answer your question, not that I know of! feel free to dig the subject and come back with a nice chart, chop chop!
Bernie Sanders wrote:waauw wrote:Bernie Sanders wrote:betiko wrote:hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.
Does your country have the highest rate of bi-sexuality and beastiality in the world?
... and do you give your pets at least a good lubricant before you show them how much you care for them?
Doing hairy women doesn't count as beastiality.
Ooops, my mistake. Met some French hookers in Amsterdam and I thought I thought I discovered the missing link between Ape and human. Amsterdam must clean up their Red Light District of hairy women. It has to scare the tourist away.
Dukasaur wrote:Bernie Sanders wrote:waauw wrote:Bernie Sanders wrote:betiko wrote:hadn't read this thread but now i want to hear the end of the story. my guess is that funky T has been doing the girl.
Does your country have the highest rate of bi-sexuality and beastiality in the world?
... and do you give your pets at least a good lubricant before you show them how much you care for them?
Doing hairy women doesn't count as beastiality.
Ooops, my mistake. Met some French hookers in Amsterdam and I thought I thought I discovered the missing link between Ape and human. Amsterdam must clean up their Red Light District of hairy women. It has to scare the tourist away.
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You must have been on the wrong side of Amsterdam. The only hookers I had in Amsterdam were as hairless as your American hos.
BoganGod wrote:OMG are you saying the french hookers are sappers? You're seriously saying that some french have military skills. Literally undermining dutch hookers. Those dirty, nasty, aggressive frogs. OMG, OMFG
Bernie Sanders wrote:BoganGod wrote:OMG are you saying the french hookers are sappers? You're seriously saying that some french have military skills. Literally undermining dutch hookers. Those dirty, nasty, aggressive frogs. OMG, OMFG
How can the local hard working women of Amsterdam compete against these cheap foreign disease carrying French whores.
It might be a good reason for the Dutch to leave the EU. Restore border control and stop these vermin from entering.
....and they were worried about the Muslims, ha!
betiko wrote:Bernie Sanders wrote:BoganGod wrote:OMG are you saying the french hookers are sappers? You're seriously saying that some french have military skills. Literally undermining dutch hookers. Those dirty, nasty, aggressive frogs. OMG, OMFG
How can the local hard working women of Amsterdam compete against these cheap foreign disease carrying French whores.
It might be a good reason for the Dutch to leave the EU. Restore border control and stop these vermin from entering.
....and they were worried about the Muslims, ha!
sorry old man, never went to visit hookers nor ever had to pay to get laid.... Even less ugly and hairy ones. That's the good thing about being young and handsome.
I feel sorry for you... You had to go to amsterdam to see women in a window who would accept your limp bizkit (only wrapped up in latex) against a few euros you got at an undecent exchange rate, and that was probably one of your life highs...
Don't be so condescendant towards hairy women, all they need is to shave; while nothing can be done about your old ugly face.... and your death that is getting closer. What do you have left, 15 years tops?
mookiemcgee wrote:Haha, sleeping with escorts in Amsterdam... Hello, yes hi it's the 1990's calling. We'd like our American tourists back.
It's called Eastern Europe folks, while still legal in Amsterdam the shit is overpriced and the service is poor (especially the street girls). Go visit Prague already before Czechland becomes just like amsterdam is now.
Bernie Sanders wrote:betiko wrote:Bernie Sanders wrote:BoganGod wrote:OMG are you saying the french hookers are sappers? You're seriously saying that some french have military skills. Literally undermining dutch hookers. Those dirty, nasty, aggressive frogs. OMG, OMFG
How can the local hard working women of Amsterdam compete against these cheap foreign disease carrying French whores.
It might be a good reason for the Dutch to leave the EU. Restore border control and stop these vermin from entering.
....and they were worried about the Muslims, ha!
sorry old man, never went to visit hookers nor ever had to pay to get laid.... Even less ugly and hairy ones. That's the good thing about being young and handsome.
I feel sorry for you... You had to go to amsterdam to see women in a window who would accept your limp bizkit (only wrapped up in latex) against a few euros you got at an undecent exchange rate, and that was probably one of your life highs...
Don't be so condescendant towards hairy women, all they need is to shave; while nothing can be done about your old ugly face.... and your death that is getting closer. What do you have left, 15 years tops?
Calm down young man. Sounds like masterbation ain't working for you kiddo.
Ask Dad for some cash and have your nerd friends push you to have your cherry popped. Really Betiko, what are you waiting for .......love? You may have to wait a long time, since girls aren't attracted to boring and nerd types like you. C'MON BETIKO! Time to get laid by a hooker! I know, I know, it's not how you envision your first time, but you got get past your obvious fear of some girl laughing at your fear of her vagina and lack of experience.
For some of us, having sex came easy and without the stigma of being scared or repulsed by vaginas.
So betiko, dive into that vagina and enjoy the smell, taste and juice.
Good luck and please get back to us about your first adventure into the vagina.
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