punishment for my husband....

[muy_thaiguy]

Spike his alcohol with water!
Hide his favorite movies!
Prank call him!
Do something Eric Cartman would do!

[apey]

More specifics muy!!
I dnt really want to mention things I've done

No i didnt poison hi!m....

[tkr4lf]

Do something Eric Cartman would do!

Murder his parents and then feed them to him in the local chili cook-off?

[KoolBak]

Be a nice wife and make him a nice sandwich for his lunch.....don't forget to add the rubber bands. My damnable bride did that to me....only found one....guess I ate the other....har har har Rotten wench

[JBlombier]

I always though CoC is Consumption of Cucumbers. The world makes a lot less sense now.

[betiko]

Just keep talking, that ought to do it.

-TG

this. my girlfriend has been doing it all day. and commenting everything I do, telling me how I ought to do it, and going batshit crazy when I say "alright" to end the discussion as she knows I don't mean it, i just want her to shut it.
but that's probably not such a good idea as we men wouldn't guess you did that as a consequence of something else (in your case a cc turn).

Bottom line, just have skype sex with llama. In my books that's not cheating.

[apey]

Lmao!! Nice wingman betiko ; p

[muy_thaiguy]

More specifics muy!!
I dnt really want to mention things I've done

No i didnt poison hi!m....

Do something Eric Cartman would do!

Murder his parents and then feed them to him in the local chili cook-off?

Well, maybe not that one. But, maybe his "make Kyle gay" thing might work.

[notyou2]

Remove his pillow from the pillow case and fill it with yard debris like dead leaves.

[Bernie Sanders]

Anyone seeking marital advice on a game site, is disturbed.

[apey]

I dont need marital advice.....
I needed a fitting punishment for fucking up my game

[muy_thaiguy]

I dont need marital advice.....
I needed a fitting punishment for fucking up my game

As Cartman would say, "Kick'em in the nuts!"

[apey]

And
Respect my authoritay!!!!
Which my hubby does.

[2dimes]

Remove his pillow from the pillow case and fill it with yard debris like dead leaves cats.

That would make for a tough sleep.

[patches70]

How about you just cook a meal and make him eat every bite? Maybe a casserole or some homemade quiche, that should do it.

[apey]

Ummm, but he likes my cooking
Probably in the top 3reasons he married me....

Nope he says top 5.....

[tzor]

OK then ...Don't cook for him ... order takeout.

[apey]

OK then ...Don't cook for him ... order takeout.

my little town doesnt have cheap takeou
See my predicament

[iAmCaffeine]

#1. Make him sign up for Conquer Club
#2. Introduce him to Symmetry
#3. Watch and laugh

To be fair #1 would probably be enough.

[apey]

Roflmao he has a CC
And even worse than symm, the guy who unfoes me to comment on one of my annoying as f*ck threads....
Jgordon1111
Fucking whiney ass bitch....es (no one in particular)
Alos i got foed and as far as i know and or care he is a first to foe sweet lil me

[iAmCaffeine]

I'll foe if you it makes you feel better. Let's make a triples with you & your hubby. E Z wins.

[apey]

He doesnt play aymore but i can ask him.

[iAmCaffeine]

:twisted: He doesnt play aymore but i can ask him.

It wasn't a request.

[apey]

Turns out all i had to do was let him go to the bar with his brother.
The hangover today is epic!
But now i haveto punish his 100$ tab and his assholish attitude

[muy_thaiguy]

Turns out all i had to do was let him go to the bar with his brother.
The hangover today is epic!
But now i haveto punish his 100$ tab and his assholish attitude