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What words do you use literally?

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue May 17, 2016 7:03 pm

...even though nobody else does.

I use lousy (infested with lice)
decimate (take a tenth of = tithing)
awesome (full of awe)
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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby Serbia on Tue May 17, 2016 7:15 pm

None of them.
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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue May 17, 2016 8:51 pm

I use "fucking" literally.

Like sometimes when I see a camel and a donkey mating, or a tiger and a lion mating (both these happen frequently where I live), I'll be like "this is fucking ridiculous!"

I also used to have a roommate named Stewart Ped. One time I walked in on my other friend, Ines, having sex with him and I was like "you're fucking Stew Ped!"
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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby warmonger1981 on Tue May 17, 2016 9:05 pm

Instead of ridiculous. I say recockuluos. I know it's not a real word. But it's cock instead of dic. Also pole smoker and regurgitated cum bubble. Oh yeah bloody anal fart is also a good one. Or not.
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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby Serbia on Tue May 17, 2016 9:09 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:Instead of ridiculous. I say recockuluos. I know it's not a real word. But it's cock instead of dic. Also pole smoker and regurgitated cum bubble. Oh yeah bloody anal fart is also a good one. Or not.


warboy doesn't understand the question. I don't know if anyone will be able to adequately explain it to him.

Bollocks.
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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby warmonger1981 on Tue May 17, 2016 9:13 pm

Sorry I'm full retard. IQ of 40.
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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed May 18, 2016 5:17 am

warmonger1981 wrote:Sorry I'm full retard. IQ of 40.


A word used literally =D>
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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby mrswdk on Wed May 18, 2016 5:36 am

I use the word 'literally' literally.
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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby riskllama on Wed May 18, 2016 10:12 am

i once saw a forklift moving a pallet of cutlery. it was so damn literal...
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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby mrswdk on Wed May 18, 2016 10:23 am

I used to be very literal, but once I started working I found I didn't have much free time that I'd want to spend reading books.
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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby KoolBak on Wed May 18, 2016 10:30 am

Figuratively.

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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed May 18, 2016 2:39 pm

riskllama wrote:i once saw a forklift moving a pallet of cutlery. it was so damn literal...


Nice. +1. Although iirc it's a crate of forks. -0.5

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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby riskllama on Wed May 18, 2016 3:48 pm

copyright laws, dude...;)
plus - if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen...
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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby iAmCaffeine on Tue May 24, 2016 1:28 pm

riskllama wrote:copyright laws, dude...;)
plus - if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen...

He becomes several by removing his legs?
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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby notyou2 on Tue May 24, 2016 6:41 pm

iAmCaffeine wrote:
riskllama wrote:copyright laws, dude...;)
plus - if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen...

He becomes several by removing his legs?


Stop being literal.
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Re: What words do you use literally?

Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed May 25, 2016 10:07 am

notyou2 wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:
riskllama wrote:copyright laws, dude...;)
plus - if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen...

He becomes several by removing his legs?


Stop being literal.

Do you actually want me to stop?
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