Gary Johnson has mastered foreign policy

by **mrswdk** on Thu Sep 08, 2016 12:21 pm

I think he thought the anchor was saying Agrabah.

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:20 pm

Now that's what I call an Uncut Johnson!

AMIRITE MRSWDK?!?

by **patches70** on Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:23 pm

And the entire libertarian movement gave out a collective facepalm.

by **patches70** on Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:27 pm

I'm pretty sure when he was asked about Aleppo his immediate thought was "I guess it's a pretty good brand of dog food, but what's this got to do with the Presidential campaign?"

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:29 pm

patches70 wrote:I'm pretty sure when he was asked about Aleppo his immediate thought was "I guess it's a pretty good brand of dog food, but what's this got to do with the Presidential campaign?"

lmao

by **Metsfanmax** on Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:41 pm

The New York Times Doesn't Know What Aleppo Is, Either

The New York Times immediately read his embarrassing gaffe into the record. It wrote:

“What is Aleppo?” Mr. Johnson said when asked on MSNBC how, as president, he would address the refugee crisis in the Syrian city that is the de facto capital of the Islamic State.
The Syrian city of Aleppo is not the de facto capital of the Islamic State. When the New York Times was apprised of this, it quickly rewrote the piece:

“What is Aleppo?” Mr. Johnson said when asked on MSNBC how, as president, he would address the refugee crisis in the Syrian city that is a stronghold of the Islamic State.
Aleppo is also not a stronghold of the Islamic State.

by **riskllama** on Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:48 pm

is there some type of "mulligan" clause pertaining to presidential elections in the US constitution? possibly somewhere near the back? y'all might wanna look into it...

by **tzor** on Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:32 pm

Andrew Wilkow just said that the nominations for the Libertarian Party is like who gets the garter at the wedding. Unlike the bouquet, where all the young ladies fight tooth and nail to get, getting the garter is something most people try to avoid. Oops you just got the garter, congratulations, you are nominated.

by **Bernie Sanders** on Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:45 pm

He has trouble focusing. His running mate usually covers for him.

Looks like dementia is starting to take it's toll.

by **Dukasaur** on Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:02 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:He has trouble focusing. His running mate usually covers for him.

Looks like dementia is starting to take it's toll.

*Its toll.

Looks like dementia is claiming more than one victim.

by **mrswdk** on Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:36 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:The New York Times Doesn't Know What Aleppo Is, Either

The New York Times immediately read his embarrassing gaffe into the record. It wrote:

“What is Aleppo?” Mr. Johnson said when asked on MSNBC how, as president, he would address the refugee crisis in the Syrian city that is the de facto capital of the Islamic State.
The Syrian city of Aleppo is not the de facto capital of the Islamic State. When the New York Times was apprised of this, it quickly rewrote the piece:

“What is Aleppo?” Mr. Johnson said when asked on MSNBC how, as president, he would address the refugee crisis in the Syrian city that is a stronghold of the Islamic State.
Aleppo is also not a stronghold of the Islamic State.

by **jgordon1111** on Thu Sep 08, 2016 6:24 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:He has trouble focusing. His running mate usually covers for him.

Looks like dementia is starting to take it's toll.

*Its toll.

Looks like dementia is claiming more than one victim.

Actually if he had smoked less weed and focused on what's really going on in the world he might have had a chance.
Meanwhile jill is vandalizing bulldozers in protest.
Both of their responses ohhh look how pretty.