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'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:59 am

Metsfanmax has been caught telling farmers they are 'rapists' for taking the milk from cows:

The Vegan Society describes veganism as "the fastest-growing lifestyle movement," with demand for vegan and vegetarian food increasing ten-fold last year.

Research by Ipsos Mori in 2016 suggested at least 542,000 people - or 1.05% of the 15-and-over population in England, Scotland and Wales - were following a vegan diet.

Ten years earlier the estimated number of vegans was just 150,000.

The society says it does not condone any illegal activity, but provides evidence-based information on issues related to veganism. It is currently funding academic research to understand what prevents people from being vegan and how best to make them change.

But some vegan activists are calling farmers who have raised animals for generations murderers for killing animals, or rapists for taking their milk.


Are vegans the new BLM?

Would they change their tunes if they tried a BLT?
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby Neoteny on Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:20 am

As a vegetarian who still misses the taste of meat, pork is the worst meat and it's not even close. Bacon is mediocre at best and you guys just like the taste of salt because your palate is garbage.
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:26 am

Take that, omnivores!
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby Neoteny on Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:27 am

Just saying. Come at me with a burger if you're trying to convert me with a sandwich.
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:50 am

So bacon is meat for slobs with unrefined palates, but a piece of squished up meat covered in cheese and sauce is for gourmets?

Anyways that's besides the point, I couldn't care less whether or not you eat meat. What I really want to know is: do you feel it's fair to say that cows have been raped to produce the milk and cheese you consume? Is everyone on this forum complicit in the organized rape of cows?
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby Neoteny on Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:02 am

I mean, you're the one offering deli sandwiches as the way to give vegans some weird meat epiphany.

I'm a pretty hyperbolic person, but I'm not really feeling like one to wade in on cow consent and how that might be roped into discussions of rape. Cows obviously take relief from being milked, but are kept in that state for a reason, which does bring up ethics concerns. But I don't think "rape" is the best line here. I mean, we can barely get dudes to concede thal raping a person is rape, much less animals.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:12 am

He has some good points.

For example here my kids ordered pork ribs yesterday and a couple of them were nasty.

The Chinese meal shops around here tend to make the best pig parts, yet on occasion they will cook up some fear factor worthy cuisine. Anyway...

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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:20 pm

I'll eat anything on 4 legs, including horse meat.

Just last night I ate a 2 legged creature in bed.

I'll include birds in my diet too.
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:43 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:I'll eat anything on 4 legs, including horse meat.

Just last night I ate a 2 legged creature in bed.

I'll include birds in my diet too.


An ostrich.

That's a sensible choice of meat at your age. Don't want too much fat weighing your heart down.
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:00 pm

Neoteny wrote:As a vegetarian who still misses the taste of meat, pork is the worst meat and it's not even close. Bacon is mediocre at best and you guys just like the taste of salt because your palate is garbage.

Sorry, I have to take exception to that. Pork is by far the best meat. A massive heap of roast pork and sauerkraut with a flagon of Pilsner is by far the best dinner overall.

Even setting aside my natural pride in my national dish, pork is the best meat objectively speaking. Biochemically it's closer to human meat than any other generally-available game, so it comes closest to the exact blend of amino acids that your own body demands. That's not a big deal, but seeing as there is no other objective standard for meat, it's the best you're going to do.

mrswdk wrote:I couldn't care less whether or not you eat meat. What I really want to know is: do you feel it's fair to say that cows have been raped to produce the milk and cheese you consume? Is everyone on this forum complicit in the organized rape of cows?

Rape is a pretty narrowly-defined term, and I don't think it really applies. In the general sense, though, we do exploit animals in cruel ways.

Videos posted by animal-rights groups give you some glimpse of it, but until you've worked on a factory farm, you have no real idea just how brutal and barbaric it is.
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby Neoteny on Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:26 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Neoteny wrote:As a vegetarian who still misses the taste of meat, pork is the worst meat and it's not even close. Bacon is mediocre at best and you guys just like the taste of salt because your palate is garbage.

Sorry, I have to take exception to that. Pork is by far the best meat. A massive heap of roast pork and sauerkraut with a flagon of Pilsner is by far the best dinner overall.

Even setting aside my natural pride in my national dish, pork is the best meat objectively speaking. Biochemically it's closer to human meat than any other generally-available game, so it comes closest to the exact blend of amino acids that your own body demands. That's not a big deal, but seeing as there is no other objective standard for meat, it's the best you're going to do.


I mean, that's as much an argument for cannibalism as it is for eating pork. Taste is definitely subjective, and I've had decent tenderloins and sausages. Pile enough seasoning on (even salt) and it can be saved. It's not inedible. But god help us if we had to get all our nutrients from a single source, because the bland flavor and shitty texture of pork would ruin any sense of culinary decency.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:58 pm

Duk probably likes to sit down with a nice warm bag of Solent green.
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Postby Bentelbow on Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:30 pm

2dimes wrote:Duk probably likes to sit down with a nice warm bag of Solent green.

*Soylent*
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:19 pm

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I don't need to know how it's spelled I don't even like pork.
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby KoolBak on Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:11 am

hyĀ·perĀ·bolĀ·ic
[ĖŒhÄ«pərĖˆbƤlik]
ADJECTIVE
of or relating to a hyperbola.
mathematics
(of a function, e.g., a cosine) having the same relation to a rectangular hyperbola as the unqualified function does to a circle.
(of language) exaggerated; hyperbolical

hyĀ·perĀ·boĀ·la
[hÄ«Ėˆpərbələ]
NOUN
hyperbolae (plural noun) Ā· hyperbolas (plural noun)
a symmetrical open curve formed by the intersection of a circular cone with a plane at a smaller angle with its axis than the side of the cone.
mathematics
the pair of hyperbolas formed by the intersection of a plane with two equal cones on opposites of the same vertex

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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby Neoteny on Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:16 am

KoolBak wrote:hyĀ·perĀ·bolĀ·ic
[ĖŒhÄ«pərĖˆbƤlik]
ADJECTIVE
of or relating to a hyperbola.
mathematics
(of a function, e.g., a cosine) having the same relation to a rectangular hyperbola as the unqualified function does to a circle.
(of language) exaggerated; hyperbolical

hyĀ·perĀ·boĀ·la
[hÄ«Ėˆpərbələ]
NOUN
hyperbolae (plural noun) Ā· hyperbolas (plural noun)
a symmetrical open curve formed by the intersection of a circular cone with a plane at a smaller angle with its axis than the side of the cone.
mathematics
the pair of hyperbolas formed by the intersection of a plane with two equal cones on opposites of the same vertex

WTF?


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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby mrswdk on Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:56 am

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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby Neoteny on Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:51 am

mrswdk wrote:http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/quiz-are-you-a-vegetarian-for-moral-reasons-or-because-youve-got-nothing-else-going-on-20180130143336


Holy shit that was so clever!
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby KoolBak on Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:51 am

Exaggerated.....got it. I learnt something new...sweet!

You fellas get back to fightin now, ya hear?
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby Neoteny on Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:04 am

KoolBak wrote:Exaggerated.....got it. I learnt something new...sweet!

You fellas get back to fightin now, ya hear?


Roger dodger. It was definitely hidden in there.
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby 2dimes on Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:15 am

Although I don't love porc, I would definately have supper with Barack Obama at Dukasaur's house or favorite schnitzel house Stube.
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:24 am

Veginism is a religious cult at this point.
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:20 am

There's absolutely no way of coming up with a conclusion for this topic.

Logic won't help. I mean yeah you can pick a side and work your best logic and whatever but it's one of those not-exactly paradoxes but things that can't be solved. By the time we've moved on to eat only plants we will already have discovered that plants are sentient and suffer when we take their fruits.

Perhaps we should devote more time to poetry. I'm tired of trying to understand these kind of things. We are putting more and more weight on our life and life choices everyday, the awareness of the difference of being successful or a loser in life in kids these days is worrisome. We are thrown into existence, then the bases of our later life personality are formed impregnated of emotional issues, then we say we make logical decisions when it's all intertangled.


Those who decide to continue to eat meat at some level suffer. There was no blank state in which we decided we were going to eat meat and didn't give a shit about other animals.


Thanks for the guilt trip you idiots.
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby KoolBak on Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:43 am

I like meat. I even collect my own. I feel just fine :D

Nyetz!! Join me for a quail taco!!
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Re: 'Vegans call me murderer and rapist'

Postby Neoteny on Wed Jan 31, 2018 11:20 am

Why is the search function on this website fucked? I want to find a discussion with MeDeFe and I can't search within his posts for shit.

EDIT: I just searched for "search" since I assumed someones else had already bitched about it and I learned what is wrong and it is garbage I AM A COMEDIC GENIUS AND MY HISTORY NEEDS TO BE SEARCHABLE
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