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The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:46 pm

My dogs will eat pretty much anything from fecal matter to furniture.

However, they won't eat olives.
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Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

Postby mrswdk on Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:49 pm

But what will they lick off your balls?
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Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

Postby Thorthoth on Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:51 pm

mrswdk wrote:But what will they lick off your balls?

That makes a nice segue to an even shorter list: Things swdk won't eat.
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Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

Postby waauw on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:17 pm

Ignoring the derailing troll before me: They're not particularly fond of hot sauce.
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Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

Postby KoolBak on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:33 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:My dogs will eat pretty much anything from fecal matter to furniture.

However, they won't eat olives.


That's hilarious...and amazing. The only thing I ever found my Dobies (all of them) refused was raw onion. They loved olives.

And chocolate....lots and lots of chocolate :lol:
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Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

Postby Thorthoth on Mon Mar 12, 2018 4:27 pm

Eating gross things is why dogs don't live very long.
When humans eat gross things the same thing happens:
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Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

Postby mrswdk on Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:17 pm

Thorthoth wrote:Eating gross things is why dogs don't live very long.
When humans eat gross things the same thing happens


And that is why Thot was raised without a father!

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Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

Postby notyou2 on Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:46 pm

I had a cat that loved green olives.

My dog wouldn't eat peas. Lick all the potatoes and gravey off them though.
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Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

Postby Thorthoth on Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:25 pm

Ignoring the derailing troll before me: They're not particularly fond of hot sauce.

You mean me? i wasn't derailing anything. swdk is doubtlessly just a special case of the enclosing set of 'Dogs'.

notyou2 wrote:I had a cat that loved green olives.

Hey not2U2, waauw gets very upset about thread 'derailing'. Please keep your comments confined to the topic of non dog food dog non-food.
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Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:47 pm

I once dated a girl whose dog would ONLY eat fish fingers.
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Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:48 pm

mrswdk wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:Eating gross things is why dogs don't live very long.
When humans eat gross things the same thing happens


And that is why Thot was raised without a father!

Geddit.


You didn't expect me to stay and help raise an mentally challenged son would you?
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Re: Tt, I'm your father

Postby Thorthoth on Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:53 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
mrswdk wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:Eating gross things is why dogs don't live very long.
When humans eat gross things the same thing happens


And that is why Thot was raised without a father!

Geddit.

You didn't expect me to stay and help raise an mentally challenged son would you?

Clearly, Bernoid didn't ''Geddit''... not that there was much to 'ged'.
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