You wont get me Copper

[UCAbears]

Age 19, Baps Like FootBalls. Arse Like A Peach, Boat Race Like A Model.
She Was Far From Being Unattractive

If baps like footballs means her tits then i would hit that if i were u. she probably has something wrong with her if ur breast are that messed up.

[MeDeFe]

And peaches are hairy, just like her ass.

[dwightschrute]

make another joe, these are amusing.

[diddle]

I`ll tell Barny and Ross all about you.
They wont be happy...

tell them to kiss my ass joe

[reverend_kyle]

I love how people who once said "joe shut up"

are now saying "you're so funny joe."

[diddle]

Nonce^^^^^^^^^

I`m no woman. I have a bird live with me.
Though I have women throwing themselves at me in the street.
All chicks want a bit of Joe

They're all unattractive.

Today As I Was Walking Into The Newsagents To Get My Copy Of The Guardian, A Young Chick Winked At Me.
I Smiled At Her. She Said "Hi. My Names Mel. Are You Joe Beevers?"
I Said "Yeah, Awight Mel? You Look Sexy. How Old Are Ya?"
She Said "19"
I Gave Her My Mobile Number, Shes Ringing Me Up Tomorrow, We`ll Be Shagging By 4PM

joe, i'd never thought you'd sink so low, taking advantage of the blind and mentally disabled

[Anarchy Ninja]

Nonce^^^^^^^^^

I`m no woman. I have a bird live with me.
Though I have women throwing themselves at me in the street.
All chicks want a bit of Joe

They're all unattractive.

Today As I Was Walking Into The Newsagents To Get My Copy Of The Guardian, A Young Chick Winked At Me.
I Smiled At Her. She Said "Hi. My Names Mel. Are You Joe Beevers?"
I Said "Yeah, Awight Mel? You Look Sexy. How Old Are Ya?"
She Said "19"
I Gave Her My Mobile Number, Shes Ringing Me Up Tomorrow, We`ll Be Shagging By 4PM

joe, i'd never thought you'd sink so low, taking advantage of the blind and mentally disabled

This quite genuinly had me in fits of laughter funniest thing I have read tonite

[Ronaldinho]

I love how people who once said "joe shut up"

are now saying "you're so funny joe."

Actually i thought he was pretty funny from the off, lol.

[diddle]

Nonce^^^^^^^^^

I`m no woman. I have a bird live with me.
Though I have women throwing themselves at me in the street.
All chicks want a bit of Joe

They're all unattractive.

Today As I Was Walking Into The Newsagents To Get My Copy Of The Guardian, A Young Chick Winked At Me.
I Smiled At Her. She Said "Hi. My Names Mel. Are You Joe Beevers?"
I Said "Yeah, Awight Mel? You Look Sexy. How Old Are Ya?"
She Said "19"
I Gave Her My Mobile Number, Shes Ringing Me Up Tomorrow, We`ll Be Shagging By 4PM

joe, i'd never thought you'd sink so low, taking advantage of the blind and mentally disabled

This quite genuinly had me in fits of laughter funniest thing I have read tonite

my pleasure

[Stopper]

Today As I Was Walking Into The Newsagents To Get My Copy Of The Guardian

The Guardian?!?! Is that the newspaper of choice amongst London gangsters today?!?!