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Postby Incandenza on Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:44 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:That chick could have gonna-herpe-syphil-aids, wear triple protection. :wink:


It's the VD sensation that's sweeping the nation! Gonna-herpe-syphil-aids is the new black! All your favorite stars have gonna-herpe-syphil-aids!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Honestly, tho, I have to wonder at the mentality behind posting a third-rate female doing a fourth-rate striptease on youtube... tho I suppose she'll get a lot of compliments from the mouthbreathers out there that still haven't quite figured out how to get a female to take her clothes off without the liberal use of Jagermeister and roofies...
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Postby Psilocbin on Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:50 pm

I would put two hands on that any day.
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Postby Backglass on Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:53 pm

btownmeggy wrote:If you really want to see some hot babes, check out these LSU Cheerleaders!:

HAWT!!


Are they all four feet tall or is that guy some kind of circus freak? :lol:
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Postby Chad22342 on Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:27 pm

Oh please I eat girls like that for breakfast! JK
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Postby The Weird One on Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:05 pm

Backglass wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:If you really want to see some hot babes, check out these LSU Cheerleaders!:

HAWT!!


Are they all four feet tall or is that guy some kind of circus freak? :lol:


I've noticed that a lot of cheerleaders are short
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:43 am

happy2seeyou wrote:
Incandenza wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Incandenza wrote:Spray-on tan? Check.
Floral-themed tramp stamp? Check.
Bad highlight job? Check.
Cottage cheese thighs? Check.
Overinflated sense of self-worth because she has boobs? Check.

Christ, I'm surprised there's not a bottle of Valtrex on the floor behind her. This girl seems like the sort that goes out six nights a week, can't for the life of her remember how many guys she's slept with, and sports a lovely pair of blown-out meat curtains. Plus, by the time she hits 30, she'll look 45.

Why, yes, it has been a while since I last got laid. Why do you ask?

:lol:


I'd still hit it.


Yeah, I would too. Damn it.

Besides, she seems like just the type with whom one could let their freak flag fly.

Just, you know, remember to wear a full-body biohazard suit.


That chick could have gonna-herpe-syphil-aids, wear triple protection. :wink:


the friction between condoms would make a hole.
that leads to no protection :(
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:52 am

The Weird One wrote:
Backglass wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:If you really want to see some hot babes, check out these LSU Cheerleaders!:

HAWT!!


Are they all four feet tall or is that guy some kind of circus freak? :lol:


I've noticed that a lot of cheerleaders are short

Male cheerleaders, too?
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