Conquer Club

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2024 3:32 am**

I mostly CC on the john. So you can rule this guy out.

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:31 am**

'I can't possibly shit and jerk off at the same time'. Some soldier you are.

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:42 am**

bigtoughralf wrote:'I can't possibly shit and jerk off at the same time'. Some soldier you are.

You ever rubbed one out in a porta shitter in a 120+ degrees? Takes a dedicated person.

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:46 am**

Ralf early leader in stickiest keyboard competition? Total shocker :roll:

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:12 pm**

While most of us received our 3rd degree black belt in masterbation, before we hit adulthood....it would take a real sexual deviate who has no other outlet (inlet?) to rub one out while CCing.

I would never point out publicly who I voted for in this poll, but why have you left out "JUSPLAY4FUN?"

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:38 pm**

Eunuch?

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:45 pm**

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I mostly CC on the john.

Who is John and does he mind you're playing CC when you're on him?

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:41 pm**

You told me you didn't care?

Posted: **Sun Apr 07, 2024 7:33 am**

Typical! No response! Gold bricking bitch!

Posted: **Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:36 am**

mookiemcgee wrote:Ralf early leader in stickiest keyboard competition? Total shocker

Ralf crosses the finish line solo!

Posted: **Mon Apr 08, 2024 5:53 pm**

Wasn't even close. Not shaking his hand anytime soon.

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:06 am**

Every adult hand you ever shake has held a dick, Mr Smartass.

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:18 am**

There goes ralf assuming dishy never shook hands with some prudish old maid.

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:52 pm**

Ralphs never met a lesbian apparently. What a toughie.

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:41 pm**

bigtoughralf wrote:Every adult hand you ever shake has held a dick, Mr Smartass.

How many dicks has your hand held?

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:12 pm**

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2024 1:19 pm**

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Ralphs never met a lesbian apparently. What a toughie.

No such thing.

saxitoxin wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:Every adult hand you ever shake has held a dick, Mr Smartass.

How many dicks has your hand held?

FOED

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2024 1:57 pm**

bigtoughralf wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:Every adult hand you ever shake has held a dick, Mr Smartass.

How many dicks has your hand held?

FOED

your mouth?

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2024 5:01 pm**

Question: which CC users is choking the chicken while messaging Ralf?

Answer: we all know!

Posted: **Thu Apr 11, 2024 2:40 am**

bigtoughralf wrote:Question: which CC users is choking the chicken while messaging Ralf?

Ralf

(autoerotic asphyxiation)

Posted: **Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:31 am**

tbf I did once date a girl who liked choking me (till I'd go light headed) and it was pretty good fun. Autoerotic asphyxiation= bigtoughralf approved.

Posted: **Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:21 am**

bigtoughralf wrote:tbf I did once date a girl who liked choking me (till I'd go light headed) and it was pretty good fun. Autoerotic asphyxiation= bigtoughralf approved.

well if that's what you're looking for, I'd warrant there are lots of folks on CC willing to choke you out!

Posted: **Thu Apr 11, 2024 3:36 pm**

Guessing Saxi is the first one on this list.

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