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Postby bedub1 on Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:54 pm

My Internet goes down more often than...
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Postby hecter on Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:55 pm

a chick in a lesbian orgy porn video.

If you have... then...
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Postby Gold Knight on Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:56 pm

bedub1 wrote:My Internet goes down more often than...


...than Bedub1 goes down on me. :D
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Postby Iliad on Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:59 pm

Gold Knight wrote:
bedub1 wrote:My Internet goes down more often than...


...than Bedub1 goes down on me. :D

You were a bit late
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Postby vtmarik on Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:00 pm

...a single-engine plane crashes into Suburbia.

Oooh, even I found that to be in bad taste.
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Postby Norse on Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:07 pm

But luckily their engine does not explode...in fact it...
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Postby hecter on Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:09 pm

Norse wrote:But luckily their engine does not explode...in fact it...

gives you herpes.
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Postby vtmarik on Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:10 pm

Norse wrote:But luckily their engine does not explode...in fact it...


merely cracks open and burns, scarring the passengers beyond recognition.


Damn, my boredom hath rendered me most macabre.
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:03 pm

Norse wrote:But luckily their engine does not explode...in fact it...


Burns out rendering the car completely useless, while making sure to kill small babies in the back seat that have SIDS and making the parents walk to the hospital.
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Postby Norse on Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:25 pm

hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:But luckily their engine does not explode...in fact it...

gives you herpes.


Which really hurt the tourism industry...luckily al gore did......
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Postby Norse on Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:25 pm

salvadevinemasse wrote:
Norse wrote:But luckily their engine does not explode...in fact it...


Burns out rendering the car completely useless, while making sure to kill small babies in the back seat that have SIDS and making the parents walk to the hospital.


:lol:
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Postby Norse on Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:27 pm

vtmarik wrote:
Norse wrote:But luckily their engine does not explode...in fact it...


merely cracks open and burns, scarring the passengers beyond recognition.


Damn, my boredom hath rendered me most macabre.

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Postby hecter on Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:28 pm

Norse wrote:
hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:But luckily their engine does not explode...in fact it...

gives you herpes.


Which really hurt the tourism industry...luckily al gore did......

another video, this one stating the fact that herpes is bad for the environment.
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Postby Norse on Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:31 pm

hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:
hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:But luckily their engine does not explode...in fact it...

gives you herpes.


Which really hurt the tourism industry...luckily al gore did......

another video, this one stating the fact that herpes is bad for the environment.


which was bitter irony...since the plane crash didnt exactly help the environment...but luckily, dubya had a plan up his sleeve............
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Re: Complete this sentence

Postby Beastly on Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:32 pm

bedub1 wrote:My Internet goes down more often than...


a sperm baby at a penis party.
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Postby Norse on Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:33 pm

Beastly wrote:
bedub1 wrote:My Internet goes down more often than...


a sperm baby at a penis party.
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