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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:25 pm

This is a really good test...quite amusing.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:30 pm

Purgatory Repenting Believers: Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers: Very Low
Level 2 Lustful: Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous: Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious: High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy: Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics: Extreme
Level 7 Violent: High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous: Very High


Level 6 - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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Postby cena-rules on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:32 pm

5th
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Postby unriggable on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:33 pm

I love the name of the website.
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Postby unriggable on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:37 pm

Purgatory-Very Low
Level 1-High
Level 2-High
Level 3-Moderate
Level 4-Very Low
Level 5-Moderate
Level 6-Very High
Level 7-High
Level 8-High
Level 9-Moderate
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Postby unriggable on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:38 pm

unriggable wrote:I love the name of the website.


For those of you who don't understand, 4 degrees is the alleged temperature change betwen buttsex and regular sex.
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Postby Balsiefen on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:38 pm

6th lol :lol:
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Postby Syzygy on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:39 pm

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Oh shit. :shock:
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Postby Fircoal on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:46 pm

5th, meh, I don't even think I should be anywhere near there. ;)
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Postby cena-rules on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:47 pm

nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo


i have to see fircoal in hell

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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:48 pm

Level 5.
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Postby cena-rules on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:49 pm

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo

*weeps*

oh well see ya in hell guys
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Postby jnd94 on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:55 pm

lol, Im going to limbo!
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Postby hecter on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:56 pm

Norse wrote:Purgatory Repenting Believers: Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers: Very Low
Level 2 Lustful: Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous: Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious: High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy: Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics: Extreme
Level 7 Violent: High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous: Very High


Level 6 - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

That's what I got :D
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:57 pm

hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:Purgatory Repenting Believers: Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers: Very Low
Level 2 Lustful: Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous: Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious: High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy: Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics: Extreme
Level 7 Violent: High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous: Very High


Level 6 - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

That's what I got :D


Excellent!

I'll get there first though..
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Postby hecter on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:58 pm

Norse wrote:
hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:Purgatory Repenting Believers: Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers: Very Low
Level 2 Lustful: Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous: Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious: High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy: Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics: Extreme
Level 7 Violent: High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous: Very High


Level 6 - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

That's what I got :D


Excellent!

I'll get there first though..

Well you ARE twice my age...
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:59 pm

Dude, I'm not that old..

unless you are only 12.
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Postby hecter on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:00 pm

Norse wrote:Dude, I'm not that old..

unless you are only 12.

You're 24? I thought you were like, 30... My bad... Okay, so you ARE almost a decade older than I am!
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Postby diddle on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:02 pm

dunno what it means

Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:03 pm

hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:Dude, I'm not that old..

unless you are only 12.

You're 24? I thought you were like, 30... My bad... Okay, so you ARE almost a decade older than I am!


hehe...BK is 3 decades older than me....the geriatric old fart.. :lol:
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Postby life-saver on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:03 pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

WTF?
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

What beliefs?
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Again, WTF!? I'd rather be sent somewhere less boring. :roll:
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Postby MeDeFe on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:05 pm

Level 6 seems to be popular.


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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Postby Fircoal on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:07 pm

I've decided for myself, that the only place that should go in the afterlife is to be at CC. :D

It's a bad enough place for the crimes I've done. ;)
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Postby firth4eva on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:10 pm

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
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Postby Syzygy on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:14 pm

See you in hell firth. :wink:
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