Clement Theorem #1

[Sir Gordalot]

The Clement Theorem #1

Theory:

I, Gord Clement, am positioned at the very centre of the universe.

Givens:

· The area of the universe is infinite
· I occupy a point in space

Proof:

To be at the centre means to be equidistant from all sides. Since the area of the universe is infinite (since the Universe includes everything in existence), it’s dimensions must be infinity by infinity. Therefore if one were to measure from me to the edges of the universe in all directions, one would find a distance of infinity. This implies that I, Gord Clement, am at the centre of the universe.

QED

Implications of The Clement Theorem #1

It has been demonstrated throughout history that the centres of objects are usually their best part (i.e. Tootsie Pop, Oreo Cookie, Jelly-filled Doughnut, Archery Target, Curling Rings, and let’s not forget that over 50% of NHL team captains play centre [Note: 85% of people make up statistics to prove their point]). Using similar logic and The Clement Theorem #1 it can be derived that Gord Clement is the best thing in the Universe. Man I must rule.

[Machiavelli]

You are just to cool

[minihaymanz]

if your the centre of the universe, and I am always surrounding you, I am, therefore, god.

and since I am god, I am better than you. suck on that clement

[Machiavelli]

But you dont completely surround him

[HighBorn]

if your the centre of the universe, and I am always surrounding you, I am, therefore, god.

and since I am god, I am better than you. suck on that clement

umm a little gay man...

[Machiavelli]

He tries to be better than everyone else on the internet to compensate for how he is worse than everyone else in real life.

[Machiavelli]

He tries to be better than everyone else on the internet to compensate for how he is worse than everyone else in real life.

[qeee1]

I think that needed to be said at least twice.

[Machiavelli]

Actually I hit refresh and it said it again, or something like that.

[qeee1]

Actually I hit refresh and it said it again, or something like that.

I was covering your ass, and then you just go paint a big target on it... sigh.

[Machiavelli]

Oh

[Sir Gordalot]

this thread is getting away from how awesome I am...

[reverend_kyle]

Actually I hit refresh and it said it again, or something like that.

I was covering your ass, and then you just go paint a big target on it... sigh.

*shoots his ass*

I was going to say no machiavelli is better than all of us so good he has an echo...

[Machiavelli]

OWW

[Utafar]

The Clement Theorem #1

Theory:

I, Gord Clement, am positioned at the very centre of the universe.

Givens:

· The area of the universe is infinite
· I occupy a point in space

Proof:

To be at the centre means to be equidistant from all sides. Since the area of the universe is infinite (since the Universe includes everything in existence), it’s dimensions must be infinity by infinity. Therefore if one were to measure from me to the edges of the universe in all directions, one would find a distance of infinity. This implies that I, Gord Clement, am at the centre of the universe.

QED

Implications of The Clement Theorem #1

It has been demonstrated throughout history that the centres of objects are usually their best part (i.e. Tootsie Pop, Oreo Cookie, Jelly-filled Doughnut, Archery Target, Curling Rings, and let’s not forget that over 50% of NHL team captains play centre [Note: 85% of people make up statistics to prove their point]). Using similar logic and The Clement Theorem #1 it can be derived that Gord Clement is the best thing in the Universe. Man I must rule.

well I see nothing wrong with the logic of your post but................if you look at it differently then it makes no sense because if we measure you to the ends of the universe and it turns out because the universe is never ending your the center then if you measure me or any one else like that then that means we are all at the center of the universe.......and also since you stated that most things at the center are the best part then that means everyone is at the center of the universe and everyone rules! and if we all rule then everyone in the world is equal



and it also means that since we are all equal that racists and sexists are ignorant and stupid for thinking there race and gender are better then other races and the opposite gender