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Postby TitusFinn on Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:38 pm

Once, in the late 80s, I went to an eviction party. This was in a town in Orange County, California called Garden Grove. I had to be, maybe, 16, 17? Apparently some guys I'd never met threw a RAGING party because they were pissed off at somebody. Complete Heavy Metal crowd. I walked in with all my cool,my "Axle Rose" hair, levi jacket, torn jeans and a flannel shirt around the waist. Kind of a Heavy Metal flag, the flannel. I wanted to be "Bruce Dickenson" cool. I stepped up to the keg and didn't leave it's side. As the keg and I chatted we stared at the drunk skaters trying to skate in the almost empty pool. Apparently it had been empty for awhile, since the water was muddy, dark green and probably the target of many pee contests. Due to my low constitution and not being much noticed by anyone, I decided to go lay down for a bit.
The two story house, at least the bottom floor, was fairly trashed by this point. The electricity wasn't working and I had to drunkingly squint to see my way. I tripped into the staircase and stumbled up the stairs. One of the bedroom doors was open so I walked over to the bed. I sat and immediately layed back into water, yes water. It was green, murky and hopefully had no pee in it. I was completely wet, with bits of algae sticking to me and my hair. It was an old water bed that had been cut open.
At this point I don't remember what happened next. But I do remember waking up on the front lawn.
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Postby Kylie on Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:53 pm

"once at band camp" lol
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Postby Banana Stomper on Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:00 pm

So this past year up at school there was this party that got busted in the dorms. One kid who was there, very drunk, decided it would be a good idea to try and climb out the window with the help of a sheet tied to the bed in order to evade the police. He used one sheet in an effort to get to the ground...6 stories down. It became a bit of a joke on campus. To the point where his family had to request that the collegian, the school newspaper, no longer report on his condition. Don't worry, you can laugh. He's alive.
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Postby Kylie on Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:49 pm

Last New years randy (the hairy one) it was snowing real bad and we started playing drinking games well anyway we dares him to jump in the pool naked instead he decided to put a sock over his "caugh" peepee and run down the street naked just wearing a sock and pink flip flops lets just say he dont play anymore
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