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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:06 pm

Ok I had a bad day and I thought this would make it better.....



This really happend last year on new years we all got really drunk of course but the funny part of the story is that our friend randy (who always passes out 1st ... the bachelor of the group) passes out so we decide instead of putting makeup on him or writing stupid on his forehead in perm marker we decide to shave a heart ( hes really hairy ) into his chest and and arrow pointing down on his back saying enter here lol
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Postby strike wolf on Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:10 pm

How many beers did he have before he passed out?
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:15 pm

well proly like 8 glasses cause we got a caig hooked up thru the frdge
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Postby strike wolf on Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:18 pm

Liteweight.
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:19 pm

lol due i just found a crap load of hate groupd of my company lol its funny as hell
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:34 pm

Kylie wrote:well proly like 8 glasses cause we got a caig hooked up thru the frdge
Would that be french for Keg?
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:49 pm

yeah whatever i said i had a bad day at work what would make a bad day good hmm if u dont know u shouldnt know
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Postby hawkeye on Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:07 am

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Postby Sir Gordalot on Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:50 am

A guy nobody likes showed up to our prom after party and he was pretending to be drunk so my friend pissed in a beer bottle and he ended up drinking it.... funny stuff
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Postby Kylie on Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:13 am

ohh gosh thats so gross but so good never thought about that lol
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Postby Banana Stomper on Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:14 pm

A friend of mine woke up in some girl's bed after a party, but what confused him was why she was lying on the floor. When he inquired as to why, she told him to feel himself. He had pissed the bed. The kicker, while he was doing it he woke her up and whispered into her ear, "i'm peeing on you"
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Postby Sir Gordalot on Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:17 pm

that sounds like a tucker max story... http://www.tuckermax.com
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Postby Banana Stomper on Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:28 pm

well, i don't feel like reading through that site. Regardless, either he's a liar or its a coincidence. but i'd believe it cause he always pees everywhere every time he drinks.
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Postby Kylie on Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:50 pm

i dont care if its true or not that was funny shit lol
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Postby MrConfigT on Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:47 pm

I just made my own thread for my stories....


I could write a book... I mean, how many times have you ended up in the ER after a wicked night of drinking?

Mine's been TWO. And probaly 3 more I should have went in for, haha. And none of them were for stomach pumps or anything of that nature
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