Ok I had a bad day and I thought this would make it better.....
This really happend last year on new years we all got really drunk of course but the funny part of the story is that our friend randy (who always passes out 1st ... the bachelor of the group) passes out so we decide instead of putting makeup on him or writing stupid on his forehead in perm marker we decide to shave a heart ( hes really hairy ) into his chest and and arrow pointing down on his back saying enter here lol
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!!!
A friend of mine woke up in some girl's bed after a party, but what confused him was why she was lying on the floor. When he inquired as to why, she told him to feel himself. He had pissed the bed. The kicker, while he was doing it he woke her up and whispered into her ear, "i'm peeing on you"