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Postby jay_a2j on Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:04 pm

MrConfigT wrote:I just made my own thread for my stories....


I could write a book... I mean, how many times have you ended up in the ER after a wicked night of drinking?

Mine's been TWO. And probaly 3 more I should have went in for, haha. And none of them were for stomach pumps or anything of that nature



Might wanna look into AA. Memorise the 12 steps or something.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:14 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
MrConfigT wrote:I just made my own thread for my stories....


I could write a book... I mean, how many times have you ended up in the ER after a wicked night of drinking?

Mine's been TWO. And probaly 3 more I should have went in for, haha. And none of them were for stomach pumps or anything of that nature



Might wanna look into AA. Memorise the 12 steps or something.


too much god in that.
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Postby jay_a2j on Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:23 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
MrConfigT wrote:I just made my own thread for my stories....


I could write a book... I mean, how many times have you ended up in the ER after a wicked night of drinking?

Mine's been TWO. And probaly 3 more I should have went in for, haha. And none of them were for stomach pumps or anything of that nature



Might wanna look into AA. Memorise the 12 steps or something.


too much god in that.





Step 1 We admitted that we were powerless over alcohol and that our lives had become unmanagable.

step 2 We came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.





step 12 Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps we tried to carry this message to other addicts.....



too much God????
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Postby MrConfigT on Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:24 pm

Yeah

AA is for people who have a problem.

I simply enjoy my beer to the fullest.
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Postby jay_a2j on Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:40 pm

DENIAL


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Postby MrConfigT on Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:46 pm

OMG REALLY? LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH ALCOHOL RULES MY LIFE!

Shutup, you don't know me.
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Postby carmoil on Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:24 pm

I've got a pretty good one, albeit a bit embarassing. After a night of drinking me and my friends went to the park, and on the way back someone suggested a piggy back race. Being naturally competive, and partly due to the 15 shots of vodka I'd consumed earlier, I figured it sounded like a good idea. I took of running, and was in the lead by quite a bit, when suddelny I found myself unable to run anymore. I was goin pretty fast and suddenly my legs just stopped running. I fell face first on the gravel covered asphalt, and as I was using my to hold someone up I couldn't use them to stop my fall, and I ended up taking the full force of me and the person on my back straight on my face.
I chipped my 2 front teeth, got a huge scrape on my forehead, as well as cuts on my nose and cheek, a black eye, and a piece of gravel lodged in my chin. I also had noteworthy scrapes on both elbows and down my chest.
I got right up, and being as drunk as I was I couldn't feel it at all. After a while one of my friends finally saw my face and said "Duude, you're face got FUCKED up." I reached up and sure enough, my face was covered with blood.
I then walked back to my dorm, where my friends fixed my up as best they could, and as they where scrubbing my wounds with rubbing alcohol I remember remarking "this is the worst pain ever!" immediately followed by me drinking several more shots to kill the pain. The rest of the night I have no memory of, but apparently forgot my adress, my moms name and when asked my phone number I responded with "1..uhh, 2, 3,4. Yeah thats it."
The kicker was that some girls had been playing with my hair, and it had put it in pigtails, which I forgot about soon afterward, and wore them unknowingly for the whole of the experience.

I'm all fine now, and I got my teeth fixed, but I've cut back severely on the drinking.
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Postby gloryordeath on Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:39 pm

i just got a kegerator and went to a cocert last night. i got hammered big time. my neck hurts to day.
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Postby Kylie on Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:23 pm

yeah i think this was a good weekend for getting drunk
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Postby Banana Stomper on Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:29 pm

A couple weekends ago my friends boss had him watch his house. he had a pool and a deck and everthing. Naturally a good time. On top of that, to thank my friend for doing it, he got him a keg for the weekend. Nothing spectacular...or spectacularly dumb came out of it, but i just thought that pretty awesome of his boss.
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Postby TitusFinn on Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:38 pm

Once, in the late 80s, I went to an eviction party. This was in a town in Orange County, California called Garden Grove. I had to be, maybe, 16, 17? Apparently some guys I'd never met threw a RAGING party because they were pissed off at somebody. Complete Heavy Metal crowd. I walked in with all my cool,my "Axle Rose" hair, levi jacket, torn jeans and a flannel shirt around the waist. Kind of a Heavy Metal flag, the flannel. I wanted to be "Bruce Dickenson" cool. I stepped up to the keg and didn't leave it's side. As the keg and I chatted we stared at the drunk skaters trying to skate in the almost empty pool. Apparently it had been empty for awhile, since the water was muddy, dark green and probably the target of many pee contests. Due to my low constitution and not being much noticed by anyone, I decided to go lay down for a bit.
The two story house, at least the bottom floor, was fairly trashed by this point. The electricity wasn't working and I had to drunkingly squint to see my way. I tripped into the staircase and stumbled up the stairs. One of the bedroom doors was open so I walked over to the bed. I sat and immediately layed back into water, yes water. It was green, murky and hopefully had no pee in it. I was completely wet, with bits of algae sticking to me and my hair. It was an old water bed that had been cut open.
At this point I don't remember what happened next. But I do remember waking up on the front lawn.
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Postby Kylie on Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:53 pm

"once at band camp" lol
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Postby Banana Stomper on Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:00 pm

So this past year up at school there was this party that got busted in the dorms. One kid who was there, very drunk, decided it would be a good idea to try and climb out the window with the help of a sheet tied to the bed in order to evade the police. He used one sheet in an effort to get to the ground...6 stories down. It became a bit of a joke on campus. To the point where his family had to request that the collegian, the school newspaper, no longer report on his condition. Don't worry, you can laugh. He's alive.
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Postby Kylie on Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:49 pm

Last New years randy (the hairy one) it was snowing real bad and we started playing drinking games well anyway we dares him to jump in the pool naked instead he decided to put a sock over his "caugh" peepee and run down the street naked just wearing a sock and pink flip flops lets just say he dont play anymore
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