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Strife wrote:Another one:
>> Hello
State your problem.
>> Your breasts.
Why are you concerned over my breasts?
>> They are nice.
Did you think they might not be nice?
>> I thought they might be fake. : (
You say you they might be fake?
>> Why are you repeating what I said?
Why do you ask?
>> NVM, Back to your firm breasts.
What about your own nice firm breasts?
>> I'm a male, you know that, you were playing with me last night. ; )
Is it because you are male that you came to me?
>> Yes.
You are sure?
>> I am.
How long have your been?
>> Bout 7 inches. why?
Please go on?
>> Condomless?
What does that mean to you?
>> O.O YES! : D
You are sure.
>> Rough sex.
Do you fell strongly about this?
>> Yeah, thanks for it.
I'm not sure I understand.
>> Well, I either insert my penis into your vagina, butt, or mouth. Your choice.
Your penis into my vagina?
>> Sure.
Let's put this further into our minds.
>> Damn, you sure get into it fast. : O
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
Strife wrote:HAG: What topic shal we discuss?
Me: This debate is over I win!
HAG: You may begin.
WTF?
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with Eliza:
>> Hello
Please state your problem.
>> Your mother is sick.
Why are you concerned of my mother is sick?
>>Can you elaborate?
You belive I can elaborate don't you?
>> What does that supposed to mean?
Why do you ask?
>> Because your statement doesn't make sense.
Is that the real reason?
>> Yes.
You seem to be quite positive.
>> ...
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> Are you retarded.
Why are you intrested in whether I am retarded or not?
>> Because you say stupid things.
Don't any other reasons come to mind?
>> Yes.
You are sure.
>> Huh?
Please go on.
>> With what?
Does that question intrest you?
>> What do you mean?
What is it you really wanted to know?
>> Elaborate.
What does that suggest to you?
>> That I don't get what you are saying.
Don't you really get what I are saying?
>> O' RLY?
WTF?
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Another one:
>> Hello
State your problem.
>> Your breasts.
Why are you concerned over my breasts?
>> They are nice.
Did you think they might not be nice?
>> I thought they might be fake. : (
You say you they might be fake?
>> Why are you repeating what I said?
Why do you ask?
>> NVM, Back to your firm breasts.
What about your own nice firm breasts?
>> I'm a male, you know that, you were playing with me last night. ; )
Is it because you are male that you came to me?
>> Yes.
You are sure?
>> I am.
How long have your been?
>> Bout 7 inches. why?
Please go on?
>> Condomless?
What does that mean to you?
>> O.O YES! : D
You are sure.
>> Rough sex.
Do you fell strongly about this?
>> Yeah, thanks for it.
I'm not sure I understand.
>> Well, I either insert my penis into your vagina, butt, or mouth. Your choice.
Your penis into my vagina?
>> Sure.
Let's put this further into our minds.
>> Damn, you sure get into it fast. : O
EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:I think my bowels exploded.
>> Hello.
How do you do. Please state your problem.
>> I'm constipated
Is it because you are constipated that you came to me ?
>> Yes, I need some laxatives.
You seem to be quite positive.
>> Well, not really, my ass is clogged with shit.
Your ass is clogged with shit ?
>> Yes, very much so. Can you prescribe me with some laxatives?
You are sure.
>> Yes, I am sure
I see.
>> So, what? Can you give me some laxatives?
Why do you ask ?
>> Because I'm constipated.
Is that the real reason ?
>> Umm...Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the real reason.
How long have you been pretty sure that's the real reason ?
>> About a week ago, I noticed I wasn't pooping regularily.
You say you noticed you wasn't pooping regularily ?
>> Yeah, it would only be once every two days.
Lets discuss further why your ass is clogged with shit .
>> Well, I did eat a lot of chinese food.
Can you elaborate on that ?
>> Well, it's sticky and I imagine it's hard to digest, plus I ate a lot of the stuff before my constipation.
Do you say it's sticky and you imagine it's hard to digest for some special reason ?
>> Yes, because it is.
I understand.
>> That's good, now can I please have some laxatives?
Whether or not you can please have some laxatives depends on you more than me.
>> Well, not really, I can't get laxatives, but your a doctor, so you could prescribe some for me.
How do you think that you can't get laxatives ?
>> Well, none of the over the couner ones have worked so far, and my doctors won't prescribe me any, so I came to you.
Why do you say your doctors won't prescribe you any ?
>> Because that's just it, the pricks won't.
Don't any other reasons come to mind ?
>> No, not really.
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> No, I'm saying no because I can't crap.
You are being a bit negative.
>> Well, I guess things could be worse
That's quite interesting.
>> I suppose
You say you suppose ?
>> Yes, I say I suppose.
You seem to be quite positive.
>> Well, I wouldn't say I'm positive or negative.
Do you believe it is normal to be positive or negative ?
>> Yeah, I suppose it is.
Can you elaborate on that ?
>> Sorry, but this isn't going anywhere, can I please have some fucking laxatives?
Please don't apologise.
>> Ok, so, can I have the laxatives then?
Do you want to be able to have the laxatives then ?
>> Yes, I do, very much.
You are sure.
>> Very
Earlier you said your doctors won't prescribe you any .
>> Yeah, what about that?
Does that question interest you ?
>> Well, I suppose, but you brought it up.
Do you say you suppose for some special reason ?
>> Because I do
Does that reason seem to explain anything else ?
>> Tell me something.
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> Tell me something about yourself?
Please go on.
>> Why will you not prescribe me any laxatives?
What is it you really wanted to know ?
>> I really want to know why you won't prescribe me some fucking laxatives.
Perhaps in your fantasies we really want to know why each other.
>> That doesn't even make any fucking sense.
What does that suggest to you ?
>> That your a shitty computer program. I just wanted some ex lax or something.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
me and eliza wrote:>> Hello.
How do you do. Please state your problem.
>> well, there's this guy called norse, and... i think i love him
You say you think you love him ?
>> yes, as a matter of fact i do.
You seem to be quite positive.
>> wait, what makes you think that?
Why do you ask ?
>> because... look, just shut up and start answering the goddam question!
Is that the real reason ?
>> wut?
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> me neither. can we get back to my problem?
Your problem ?
>> NORSE!
Lets discuss further why your problem .
>> jesus...
Please go on.
>> ...christ?
What does that suggest to you ?
>> a man who... um... There, see? you're changing the subject again!
What makes you think I am changing the subject again ?
>> for the love of...
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
>> yes, in fact, i am in love with norse. remember?
You are sure.
>> YES, I'M FUCKING SURE!
I see.
>> so, um... do you have any straight-pills, or something?
We were discussing you -- not me.
>> i... see.
Can you elaborate on that ?
>> well, i was discussing me, but... you kind of... just shut up!
Were you really ?
>> look, if you're not going to help, then...
Do you think its likely that I are not going to help ?
>> well, maybe if you had sex with me, then...
Do you wish that I had sex with you ?
>> very much, it would help a lot with my norse problem.
Why do you say your norse problem ?
>> have you been listening?
Oh, I been listening ?
>> i'm guessing english isn't your first language -_-
Is it because you are guessing english isn't my first language that you came to me ?
>> no, i came to you to help me stop being gay. i see now the only way that is possible is to have sex with you. how much?
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> were you even listening?
Would you like to believe I was even listening ?
>> yes, it is in fact what you are paid for.
I understand.
>> HAH!
But your norse problem .
>> yes... so... um...
You seem to be quite positive.
>> -_-
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> there's nothing to understand. goodbye.
Goodbye. Thank you for talking to me.
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
Norse wrote:Hehe. Eliza isn't really that helpful is she.
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: the argument is over. i have won
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: um...
HAG: You don't expect semi-intelligent people to believe that, do you?
Human: i... what?
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: and you're a retarded computer who loves the sound of its own voice, but i still had sex with tyour mother.
HAG: Screw you.
Human: so's your face.
HAG: Stick to the facts! Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: well, seeing as i won in the first place, hurling semi-arguments at me isn't going to work.
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: i believe you've already said something along those lines, dumbass.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: jew!
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
Nice comeback...mr. incrediball wrote:Aha! i did better against the HAG!HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: the argument is over. i have won
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: um...
HAG: You don't expect semi-intelligent people to believe that, do you?
Human: i... what?
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: and you're a retarded computer who loves the sound of its own voice, but i still had sex with tyour mother.
HAG: Screw you.
Human: so's your face.
HAG: Stick to the facts! Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: well, seeing as i won in the first place, hurling semi-arguments at me isn't going to work.
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: i believe you've already said something along those lines, dumbass.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: jew!
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.
PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
jay_a2j wrote:Something stupid
jay_a2j wrote:HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Ron Paul
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: He's the best choice to vote for.
HAG: Yeah, if you're a conspiracy nut.
Human: What? You think the US government is on the up and up?
HAG: ROFL! Lets be serious.
Human: So why is Ron Paul a bad choice?
HAG: Because Luns doesn't endorse him.
Human: Is that required?
HAG: Well if you can at least get Stopper to endorse him, I might reconsider.
Human: Stopper's not even American!
HAG: Neither is the BMW and that's cool.
Human: Our freedoms are in jeopardy of being taken away!
HAG: Then vote your conscience.
Human: I will, Ron Paul.
HAG: The debate is over. You have won.
LSU Tiger Josh wrote:HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: bitches
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: your mom is one
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: already did
HAG: I think I'm going to puke!
Human: drink more beer to replenish the liquid you toss
HAG: Screw you.
Human: done that already
HAG: Go stick your head in a bucket!
Human: won't fit
HAG: Where do you get that stuff?
Human: your mother
HAG: Nazi!
Human: better than being a communist like you
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
Fircoal wrote:LSU Tiger Josh wrote:HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: bitches
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: your mom is one
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: already did
HAG: I think I'm going to puke!
Human: drink more beer to replenish the liquid you toss
HAG: Screw you.
Human: done that already
HAG: Go stick your head in a bucket!
Human: won't fit
HAG: Where do you get that stuff?
Human: your mother
HAG: Nazi!
Human: better than being a communist like you
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.
This made me laugh my lead off.
jay_a2j wrote:HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Ron Paul
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: He's the best choice to vote for.
HAG: Yeah, if you're a conspiracy nut.
Human: What? You think the US government is on the up and up?
HAG: ROFL! Lets be serious.
Human: So why is Ron Paul a bad choice?
HAG: Because Luns doesn't endorse him.
Human: Is that required?
HAG: Well if you can at least get Stopper to endorse him, I might reconsider.
Human: Stopper's not even American!
HAG: Neither is the BMW and that's cool.
Human: Our freedoms are in jeopardy of being taken away!
HAG: Then vote your conscience.
Human: I will, Ron Paul.
HAG: The debate is over. You have won.
Shit, that Mark Connel one scared me! It asked where I lived after I insulted it and admitted to being a rapist!Jehan wrote:http://www.markconnell.com/
click the green button in the middle of the page. if you google conversation bot or something similar you should find some more.
http://www.jabberwacky.com/george - george
http://www.jabberwacky.com/yourbot - whole bunch of different bots.
http://www.oliverbot.com/ - oliverbot has been known to bring up charlie parker out of nowhere.
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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