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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:53 pm

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:56 am

I'd do her.

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby greenoaks on Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:12 am

Gillipig wrote:I'd do her.

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:26 am

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby greenoaks on Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:45 am

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:02 pm

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I know that face...

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Dako on Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:10 pm

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I know that face...

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Lisa Ann if I remember correctly. I am good with names :(.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby 2dimes on Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:37 pm

Dako wrote:Lisa Ann if I remember correctly. I am good with names :(.

No, it's Cesar Romero.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:19 pm

Dako wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Image

I know that face...

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Lisa Ann if I remember correctly. I am good with names :(.

It's indeed Lisa Ann. I used to have a huge MILF crush on this pornstar, and to this day I would not think of declining sex if she came knocking on my door.
I'm generally not into women over 40 but this woman is an exception. The only other exception I can think of is Serbia's mom.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Ace Rimmer on Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:39 pm

Gillipig wrote: The only other exception I can think of is Serbia's mom.


She's overrated
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:07 pm

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:12 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:
Gillipig wrote: The only other exception I can think of is Serbia's mom.


She's overrated

It's not her looks that attracts me to her, it's the look I imagine serbia has on his face while I do her that makes me want her so badly :).
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:40 pm

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Serbia on Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:52 pm

Gillipig wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:
Gillipig wrote: The only other exception I can think of is Serbia's mom.


She's overrated

It's not her looks that attracts me to her, it's the look I imagine serbia has on his face while I do her that makes me want her so badly :).


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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:27 am

Serbia wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:
Gillipig wrote: The only other exception I can think of is Serbia's mom.


She's overrated

It's not her looks that attracts me to her, it's the look I imagine serbia has on his face while I do her that makes me want her so badly :).


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Looks like he's horny.

This is when he doesn't give a f*ck
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby greenoaks on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:43 am

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Dako on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:50 am

Lold at the last one.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:10 am

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:11 am

Gillipig wrote:
This is when he doesn't give a f*ck
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Looks more like orgasmic to me, which explains the reactions of the ladies behind him.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:17 pm

Gillipig wrote:It's indeed Lisa Ann. I used to have a huge MILF crush on this pornstar, and to this day I would not think of declining sex if she came knocking on my door.
I'm generally not into women over 40 but this woman is an exception.

I'm haunted by that photo from the last page. She was allways female, correct? I know I could get past her appearance and have a really long story about my first adult girl friend that was quite manly but put in the time for some reason to get me to spend a short time with her. Boy did that explode. But I digress.

Lisa Ann might have taken some testosterone or something.
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Re:

Postby Symmetry on Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:30 pm

2dimes wrote:
Gillipig wrote:It's indeed Lisa Ann. I used to have a huge MILF crush on this pornstar, and to this day I would not think of declining sex if she came knocking on my door.
I'm generally not into women over 40 but this woman is an exception.

I'm haunted by that photo from the last page. She was allways female, correct? I know I could get past her appearance and have a really long story about my first adult girl friend that was quite manly but put in the time for some reason to get me to spend a short time with her. Boy did that explode. But I digress.

Lisa Ann might have taken some testosterone or something.


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Re: Re:

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:59 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Dude, it's a masturbation thread.

So symmetry, what are you doing in here?
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:25 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Dude, it's a masturbation thread.

Well sir. I'm doing it wrong. Try to ignore my posts and carry on. Or if you're using my posts, I hope this is a good one for you.
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Re:

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:26 pm

2dimes wrote:Well sir. I'm doing it wrong. Try to ignore my posts and carry on. Or if you're using my posts, I hope this is a good one for you.


Oooooh baby...
*fwap fwap fwap fwap*
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:22 pm

It has been far too long since I last dug into the archives. I don't think I've posted this one yet.

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