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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:45 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:So it's fat girls who pout, skinny ones with lethal weapons?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:38 pm

You're a squirrel?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:22 pm

I would love to see those girls shoot the guns they have to see if they can actually manage the recoil.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby notyou2 on Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:24 pm

Are the guns supposed to make them sexier? Is this some sort of fundamentalist dream?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:02 am

jonesthecurl wrote:You're a squirrel?


You're the shrink so don't ask me! Doctor, what's wrong with me? I forgot to add that I've developed a facination with nuts. Does that make me a homosexual squirrel?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:46 am

Army of GOD wrote:I would love to see those girls shoot the guns they have to see if they can actually manage the recoil.


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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Dako on Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:52 am

Now that was funny.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby fadedpsychosis on Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:14 pm

good thing he told her to put her tongue back in her mouth or she probably would have bit it
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:08 pm

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby fadedpsychosis on Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:10 pm

she was leaning backwards from the get go, knew she was going on her butt...
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:16 pm

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby 72o on Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:25 pm

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Postby 2dimes on Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:18 pm

Is that the daughter with the car problems in Saxi's poll?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:09 am

A natural niqab

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby greenoaks on Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:58 am

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:08 am

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:20 pm

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby nietzsche on Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:20 pm

is that the girl from mythbusters?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:22 pm

nietzsche wrote:is that the girl from mythbusters?


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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Robinette on Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:14 pm

Think you could handle shooting a weapon like this?

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Notice the rifled barrels...
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby notyou2 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:20 pm

Why do americans think women with guns are sexy.

What the hell is the matter with you people?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby fadedpsychosis on Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:14 am

notyou2 wrote:Why do americans think women with guns are sexy.

What the hell is the matter with you people?

not all of us... I prefer a woman with a sword
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:29 am

I prefer a woman with no clothes
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:46 am

notyou2 wrote:Why do americans think women with guns are sexy.

What the hell is the matter with you people?


It's a psycho-sexual repressed homo-erotic thing, notyou2, you wimpy Brits wouldn't understand.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:46 am

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notyou2 wrote:Why do americans think women with guns are sexy.

What the hell is the matter with you people?

not all of us... I prefer a woman with a sword


So a shemale then?

See I told you, notyou2.
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