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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby tzor on Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:34 pm

notyou2 wrote:Why do americans think women with guns are sexy.


Americans think women are warm, soft and curved.
Americans think that rifles (the modern sword) are cold, sharp and straight.

The imposition of two direct opposites in the same situation, apparently is sexy.

It reminds me of an old photo of a naked female rock climber with the title "let it all hang out."
(Note: mountains are cold, sharp and jagged.)
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby jimboston on Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:43 pm

Some of these appear to be digitally manipulated.

These two jump out as being altered....


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also... did no one notice the R2D2 thingy she's carrying. This girl is hot and a "geek"... I'm in lust!

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:03 pm

Well, the second one is definitely digitally manipulating her arse.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby ender516 on Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:18 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Well, the second one is definitely digitally manipulating her arse.

LOL!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby nietzsche on Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:42 am

ender516 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, the second one is definitely digitally manipulating her arse.

LOL!


hahaha.. didn't get the joke until now..

:lol:
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby fadedpsychosis on Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:13 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Well, the second one is definitely digitally manipulating her arse.

*facepalm* you say you make a living on stage? how?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:21 pm

nietzsche wrote:
ender516 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, the second one is definitely digitally manipulating her arse.

LOL!


hahaha.. didn't get the joke until now..

:lol:


Yea, I was confused until I looked at the picture again.

also it sort of looks like she has 6 fingers
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby notyou2 on Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:33 pm

fadedpsychosis wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, the second one is definitely digitally manipulating her arse.

*facepalm* you say you make a living on stage? how?


That was a very witty observation by Jonesey. I assume you are being sarcastic.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:43 pm

Quite picking the underwear out of your cracks and post pictures of women with big tushies.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:24 pm

fadedpsychosis wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, the second one is definitely digitally manipulating her arse.

*facepalm* you say you make a living on stage? how?


I drive it. i work for Wells Fargo.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby ender516 on Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:47 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
fadedpsychosis wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, the second one is definitely digitally manipulating her arse.

*facepalm* you say you make a living on stage? how?


I drive it. i work for Wells Fargo.

Gotta love that old-timey humour.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:00 pm

An old joke never dies...
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby fadedpsychosis on Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:39 am

jonesthecurl wrote:An old joke never dies...

ah! necromancy... that explains it some













and yes, for the peanut gallery, I was being sarcastic... do I need a sarcasm alarm to go off for you?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:06 pm

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Postby 2dimes on Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:01 pm

Huh, that is a little better. She has a Stacy Hamilton quality. Like the DeLorean. That image was likely produced in this century though. You ok Andy?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby EBConquer on Sat Oct 20, 2012 1:44 am

just passing through. :D

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Sat Oct 20, 2012 9:38 am

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Postby Gillipig on Sat Oct 20, 2012 9:41 am

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:04 pm

Someones hiding hehe



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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Dako on Sat Oct 20, 2012 3:13 pm

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby nietzsche on Sat Oct 20, 2012 4:30 pm

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Bravo. And I don't normally like tattoos on girls. But she's fucking hot, she could have little nietzsches.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby jimboston on Sat Oct 20, 2012 6:47 pm

nietzsche wrote:
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Bravo. And I don't normally like tattoos on girls. But she's fucking hot, she could have little nietzsches.


Those are airbrush (i.e. fake) tats.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby greenoaks on Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:33 am

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Postby Dako on Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:06 am

Boobs are the shits.
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