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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby ender516 on Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:00 pm

The Barbies my cousin had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:01 pm

ender516 wrote:The Barbies I had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.


Fixed.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:06 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
ender516 wrote:The Barbies my cousin (Funkyterrance) had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.


Fixed.


Fixed.


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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:05 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
ender516 wrote:The Barbies my cousin (Funkyterrance) had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.


Fixed.


Fixed.


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I never did own any but I used to play with the ones that belonged to the daughters of my babysitter with them and thought their accessories were pretty cool. So yeah, basically sour grapes.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby notyou2 on Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:48 pm

ender516 wrote:The Barbies my cousin had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.
The barbies where I live weren't tops. They were bottoms to GI Joe.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby ender516 on Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:03 am

notyou2 wrote:
ender516 wrote:The Barbies my cousin had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.
The barbies where I live weren't tops. They were bottoms to GI Joe.

Touché!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby tzor on Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:07 pm

In the old days college boys would take off their shirts and paint the letters of their school on their chests. In these times of co-education and equal opportunity, what's a person to do? Apparently, font size isn't sacrosanct anymore; strap on an athletic bra like top and use a smaller font. It's a shame I was on the wrong side of the field house, I never got to see the entire string (which I have determined is GO-RENSSELAER!) but I do have a couple of the lovely ladies turned around after the fact.

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby ManBungalow on Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:55 pm

no pedo
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby nietzsche on Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:09 pm

no hay pedo?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby greenoaks on Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:39 am

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Robinette on Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:06 pm

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Those tires look dangerously over-inflated.
And I am thinking they might be Re-treads.

:lol:

There is just something not natural about tires that size :-s

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:44 pm

Who doesn't dig intelligent, funny chicks into museums and taxidermy?

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby xeno on Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:09 pm

:?: :ugeek: :x :twisted:
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby xeno on Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:40 pm

:o :?:
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby warmonger1981 on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:40 pm

I love titties and beer. Anyone have any pics that can satisfy my appetite ?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby notyou2 on Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:27 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:I love titties and beer. Anyone have any pics that can satisfy my appetite ?


Titties and beer
http://acidcow.com/girls/12887-sexy-girls-playing-beer-pong-55-pics.html
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby warmonger1981 on Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:04 pm

I love you!!!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Sackett58 on Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:27 pm

Robinette wrote:
greenoaks wrote:

There is just something not natural about tires that size :-s

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Just keep on trucking.

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby CreepersWiener on Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:35 pm

notyou2 wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:I love titties and beer. Anyone have any pics that can satisfy my appetite ?


Titties and beer
http://acidcow.com/girls/12887-sexy-girls-playing-beer-pong-55-pics.html


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OMG! Doesn't she know how to wipe her ass?????!!!!?????

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby warmonger1981 on Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:47 pm

Good eye for the Brown star. I thought that myself.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby betiko on Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:35 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:12 pm

CreepersWiener wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:I love titties and beer. Anyone have any pics that can satisfy my appetite ?


Titties and beer
http://acidcow.com/girls/12887-sexy-girls-playing-beer-pong-55-pics.html


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OMG! Doesn't she know how to wipe her ass?????!!!!?????

:sick:

Either that or she's been ass fucked so hard she's lost all control over her asshole. I'm leaning towards the latter.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:34 pm

Its the runs from too much draught beer.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:36 pm

Sackett58 wrote:
Robinette wrote:
greenoaks wrote:

There is just something not natural about tires that size :-s

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Just keep on trucking.



Those tires are destined for the Alberta Oil Sands.

Do you think those straps are going to hold those tires in place in the event of an accident?
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:34 pm

Yes. The thin ones I have are good for 12000 pounds I think. Though it might be 7500, I'd have to look again to be sure.
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