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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jul 06, 2013 5:02 am

Funkyterrance wrote:The only perceived flaw I've ever noticed in Mexican women is they tend to have hairy arms, etc..
I'm not bothered by that though.


I'm slightly worried by that "etc".
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:39 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:The only perceived flaw I've ever noticed in Mexican women is they tend to have hairy arms, etc..
I'm not bothered by that though.


I'm slightly worried by that etc.

Oh come on haggis, who doesn't like a pair of hairy arms??

This is for you and me funky, we who are lovers of hairy Mexican women!!

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Mmm, not a turn off at all..... not at ALL!!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:41 am

Found something almost as sexy, just almost though, you can't really top a hairy mexican in terms of sexiness.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:03 am

Gillipig wrote:Found something almost as sexy, just almost though, you can't really top a hairy mexican in terms of sexiness.
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Hard to beat that.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:59 am

Right, notice how I wrote "perceived" flaw.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby ender516 on Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:37 am

Surprisingly freckle-free.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:09 pm

Yes, the hair acts as a natural shade to the skin.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby ender516 on Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:39 pm

ender516 wrote:Surprisingly freckle-free.

Well, I guess I should have quoted the picture I was commenting on, as it seems to have vanished. The young redhead further up has quite enough freckles.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:09 pm

ender516 wrote:
ender516 wrote:Surprisingly freckle-free.

Well, I guess I should have quoted the picture I was commenting on, as it seems to have vanished. The young redhead further up has quite enough freckles.

Is it by any chance this photo you were thinking of?

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It didn't vanish, it's just the last post on the previous page, they tend to be forgotten a lot.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:28 pm

Let's play a game. It's called; "What does Gillipig's fatty weigh?
The one who comes closest get's to pick a theme I have to stick to in this thread. It can be, only Mexicans, only Swedes, only skinny girls or whatever else you can think of that doesn't go against the posting rules of the forum of course. Your power over my posting lasts for a week.
Here is our object of fascination.


I dare say I positively know her weight.

Oh and if there are no guesses, I'm going to post fatties for the next two months as revenge for you guys hurting my feelings! hehe
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jul 06, 2013 4:38 pm

358 lb
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:19 pm

No way, she's 225 tops.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby ender516 on Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:21 pm

Gillipig wrote:
ender516 wrote:
ender516 wrote:Surprisingly freckle-free.

Well, I guess I should have quoted the picture I was commenting on, as it seems to have vanished. The young redhead further up has quite enough freckles.

Is it by any chance this photo you were thinking of?

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It didn't vanish, it's just the last post on the previous page, they tend to be forgotten a lot.

Odd, I thought I posted immediately after that picture, which is why I didn't bother to quote it. Also, she seems more freckled than before. Must be a different display (laptop vs desktop vs 3DS).
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby betiko on Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:58 am

Wow that is a huge barrel! I have no idea of this, but i d say 135kg
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby crispybits on Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:44 am

I'm gonna go with 370 lbs / 167 kg
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:27 am

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Sackett58 on Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:21 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Veronica Lake

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:01 pm

150 kg/ 330 lbs

Also, just since I saw this scene again recently:

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:05 pm

Dr. Strangelove.

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:29 pm

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:00 pm

Crispybits is the winner! Quite insane guess if it was just a guess because her billed weight is exactly 370 pounds. Which was what you guessed. Okay crispy, you can collect your prize, tell me what type of pics I shall post and post them I shall! *unless they break forum rules*
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby sempaispellcheck on Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:01 pm

This is for greenoaks et al.



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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby crispybits on Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:12 am

Gillipig wrote:Crispybits is the winner! Quite insane guess if it was just a guess because her billed weight is exactly 370 pounds. Which was what you guessed. Okay crispy, you can collect your prize, tell me what type of pics I shall post and post them I shall! *unless they break forum rules*


Continue posting a variety of women that take your fancy Gillipig, but the restriction you are bound by for however long it lasts is that the purpose of the shot should not be gratituousy sexy (by which I mean no shoving cleavage into the camera lens, the shots should show beautiful women and should be sexy, but they shouldn't be all about tits and ass)

So more like this:

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or this:

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And not like this:

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(if she can't look sexy without sticking her "talents" right in the camera, then she aint sexy)
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby ender516 on Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:28 am

I used to have a shower curtain rod like that one.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:10 pm

Damn you crispy!! No sexy pics in the hot + sexy thread? I guess I have to keep my word though and only post vanilla photos for two weeks. I'm starting to regret this already.
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