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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:40 pm

Or say something funny... that'd do it too.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Serbia on Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:17 pm

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Bollocks.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby ender516 on Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:17 pm

All good, Serbia.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby x-raider on Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:59 am

ender516 wrote:All good, Serbia.

This^
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby tzor on Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:06 pm

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby daddy1gringo on Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:25 am

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:35 pm

Still makes you laugh tho

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:47 pm

Given stricter codes with that guy's income, he probably couldn't afford that house.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:53 pm

I don't understand how having no housing codes results in poor housing. Or having housing codes results in great housing. I've seen some places in Philadelphia that aren't much better than the shack above.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:40 pm

thegreekdog wrote:I don't understand how having no housing codes results in poor housing. Or having housing codes results in great housing. I've seen some places in Philadelphia that aren't much better than the shack above.


Obviously, those places are libertarian.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:55 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I don't understand how having no housing codes results in poor housing. Or having housing codes results in great housing. I've seen some places in Philadelphia that aren't much better than the shack above.


Obviously, those places are libertarian.


I assume by libertarian you mean HUD housing.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Lootifer on Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:01 pm

Didnt we have a big ole shitfest about posting political crap in this thread.

I reackon we err on the side of "no political crap". Plenty of other repositries for that stuff (even though I did enjoy the joke PS).

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:52 am

To everyone who kept this random thread of mine going for 5 long years....here's to you.

*raises glass*

*sniffs*

Don't get too shit-faced though...

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:17 am

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:55 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Still makes you laugh tho

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:11 am

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby JBlombier on Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:24 am

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby strike wolf on Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:08 am

1, 2 and 4 were funny. 3...I'm not sure I should find it funny or disturbing or both.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:41 pm

#2 is awesome.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby perchorin on Sat Mar 08, 2014 7:37 pm

thegreekdog wrote:#2 is awesome.

Agreed. Also it's fantastic this thread is alive again.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby JBlombier on Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:04 am

Not so much a demotivational poster, but enough to recognize.

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:48 pm

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby tzor on Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:10 pm

There is probably a code on the webpage to keep them from being used in other webpages. Pull the images directly by quoting the post, taking the image links and directly pasting them to the bar. That will cause them to display and they will then be in your cache. Mind you, it's not like it's worth the effort.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:30 pm

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