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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:19 pm

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Phatty, place the car in park, roll up all the windows, rev the motor, and breath deeply for about an hour. You should not be stoned by then.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Shape on Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:57 am

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Thanks to rdsrds2120 for helping me find this! That's me on the left from a few years ago. Hopefully that clears some things up! :)

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby ender516 on Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:23 pm

Wow, this is spooky. I just finished a can of Canada Dry Cranberry Ginger Ale myself, and it's not something we have all the time at my house.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby tzor on Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:31 pm

ender516 wrote:Wow, this is spooky. I just finished a can of Canada Dry Cranberry Ginger Ale myself, and it's not something we have all the time at my house.


My mother loves their Diet Cranberry Ginger Ale.

By the way, I generally find "Canada" one of the most fascinating words in the English Language. I don't think there is a similar word in the English Language that can mean both "a land" and "of a land."
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby notyou2 on Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:51 am

It means "village" in a native american dialect.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby denominator on Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:36 pm

tzor wrote:
ender516 wrote:Wow, this is spooky. I just finished a can of Canada Dry Cranberry Ginger Ale myself, and it's not something we have all the time at my house.


My mother loves their Diet Cranberry Ginger Ale.

By the way, I generally find "Canada" one of the most fascinating words in the English Language. I don't think there is a similar word in the English Language that can mean both "a land" and "of a land."


If you are pronouncing it correctly, all three a's are said differently.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby 2dimes on Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:44 pm

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If you are pronouncing it correctly, all three a's are said differently.

Are you talkin' honglaise then though?
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Serbia on Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:39 pm

Shape wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:Image

Thanks to rdsrds2120 for helping me find this! That's me on the left from a few years ago. Hopefully that clears some things up! :)

-Shape


So what you're saying is, when you were "pretending" to be Vicky, a 50 year old teacher living in ohio, you were actually a kid all the while?

Or, in simpler terms: This proves nothing, you're a multi. amirite?
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Shape on Sat Mar 09, 2013 7:14 pm

:( What do I have to do to prove myself?? Yeesh!

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:35 pm

Shape wrote::( What do I have to do to prove myself?? Yeesh!

-Shape

Play some games, and have a win rate above 10%. That should conclusively prove you're not Victor...:P
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:40 pm

Or say something funny... that'd do it too.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Serbia on Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:17 pm

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Bollocks.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby ender516 on Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:17 pm

All good, Serbia.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby x-raider on Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:59 am

ender516 wrote:All good, Serbia.

This^
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby tzor on Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:06 pm

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby daddy1gringo on Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:25 am

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:35 pm

Still makes you laugh tho

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:47 pm

Given stricter codes with that guy's income, he probably couldn't afford that house.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:53 pm

I don't understand how having no housing codes results in poor housing. Or having housing codes results in great housing. I've seen some places in Philadelphia that aren't much better than the shack above.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:40 pm

thegreekdog wrote:I don't understand how having no housing codes results in poor housing. Or having housing codes results in great housing. I've seen some places in Philadelphia that aren't much better than the shack above.


Obviously, those places are libertarian.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:55 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I don't understand how having no housing codes results in poor housing. Or having housing codes results in great housing. I've seen some places in Philadelphia that aren't much better than the shack above.


Obviously, those places are libertarian.


I assume by libertarian you mean HUD housing.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Lootifer on Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:01 pm

Didnt we have a big ole shitfest about posting political crap in this thread.

I reackon we err on the side of "no political crap". Plenty of other repositries for that stuff (even though I did enjoy the joke PS).

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:52 am

To everyone who kept this random thread of mine going for 5 long years....here's to you.

*raises glass*

*sniffs*

Don't get too shit-faced though...

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:17 am

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:55 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Still makes you laugh tho

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