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Re: Permission

Postby trestain on Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:44 pm

Joe McCarthy wrote:I'm sure that there are many of you fellas that live in countries that are < than the US that wish you could have a holiday as cool as Thanksgiving. Well your prayers are answered, we hereby grant permission to all of you to go ahead and have your women make you a large dinner while you lay around the house all day and watch football until its time to eat, then lay around some more and drink beer and fart and nap while shes clears the table and does the dishes. Be sure and go out and play some touch football with the young folks, thats your part. Also, the US should be the first people you thank. You're welcome, and happy Thanksgiving!


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Postby salvadevinemasse on Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:21 pm

He was talking about people who acctualy have a job, Jay

I have a job mandalorian2298, and you should be thankful that I do otherwise who would pay your rent?
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Re: Permission

Postby Rednaxela on Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:23 am

Joe McCarthy wrote:I'm sure that there are many of you fellas that live in countries that are < than the US that wish you could have a holiday as cool as Thanksgiving. Well your prayers are answered, we hereby grant permission to all of you to go ahead and have your women make you a large dinner while you lay around the house all day and watch football until its time to eat, then lay around some more and drink beer and fart and nap while shes clears the table and does the dishes. Be sure and go out and play some touch football with the young folks, thats your part. Also, the US should be the first people you thank. You're welcome, and happy Thanksgiving!


You sound like most americans I know.
Deluded in thinking that the rest of the world actually gives a f*ck about the good old USA.

If thats the one day you get each year to sit around and nothing while watching "football" make the most of it.

Where I come from we have that for 52 times a year its called a weekend and if we are not watching football (AFL,Rugby Union, Rugby league, or Soccer) we have the cricket.

Speaking of cricket All of Aus gets a holiday on Boxing Day to watch the MCG filled with 120,000 fans watch Australia play the Old Enemy (England).

Plus we have the beaches to play beach cricket and the sun to go with it.



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Definition of beach cricket.-----Bowl ball, hit ball, drink beer, swim in ocean, check out bikini babes, have a bbq, bowl ball, hit ball, drink beer, swim in ocean, check out bikini babes, have a bbq, bowl ball.......etc.

BTW any game where you wear a helmet, run at your opposition and bang heads together should be called head-ball not football.
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Postby cowshrptrn on Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:32 am

doesn't canada have a thanksgiving on october?

damn canadians, trying to steal OUR holidays!!!
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Postby Aradhus on Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:37 am

Around thanksgiving time I mourn the loss of the colonies. I have my own ritual of giving thanks. Giving thanks that I'm not American. :P
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Postby Bogusbet on Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:07 am

Nappy Bone Apart wrote:
Bogusbet wrote:What you do on Thanksgiving, I do every Sunday. And I get Head.

But have a good one anyway ya all.


But Chad still won't sleep with you.


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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:49 am

Aradhus wrote:Around thanksgiving time I mourn the loss of the colonies. I have my own ritual of giving thanks. Giving thanks that I'm not American. :P

just what i thought and also i get 5 weeks holidays plus bank holidays a year to spend with my family and also have 52 weekends a year to piss about with because working 7 days a week and all the hours that god sends makes your life very dull indeed everything is not about money it`s about the quality of life and going out on sunday afternoon for a few beers with your mates watching football(proper football). :twisted:
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:49 pm

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Aradhus wrote:Around thanksgiving time I mourn the loss of the colonies. I have my own ritual of giving thanks. Giving thanks that I'm not American. :P

just what i thought and also i get 5 weeks holidays plus bank holidays a year to spend with my family and also have 52 weekends a year to piss about with because working 7 days a week and all the hours that god sends makes your life very dull indeed everything is not about money it`s about the quality of life and going out on sunday afternoon for a few beers with your mates watching football(proper football). :twisted:


I'm guessing your talking about americans version of "soccer"? I dont understand something.. why if everyone else (country wise) calls "soccer" football in other countries is my country (USA) calling it soccer? Jeez its like they said hmm I know lets just mess with everyones mind!! I'm gonna wonder that a long time because I dont know if anyone has the answer to that one!

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Postby jay_a2j on Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:42 am

salvadevinemasse wrote:He was talking about people who acctualy have a job, Jay

I have a job mandalorian2298, and you should be thankful that I do otherwise who would pay your rent?
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Hey stick with playing with Barbie will ya. You obviously can't read well. I do not live with him, he tried to make a joke about me not having a job and the RENT reference was refering to my tax dollars going to welfare. :roll:
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Re: DAZMCFC

Postby DAZMCFC on Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:29 pm

salvadevinemasse wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
Aradhus wrote:Around thanksgiving time I mourn the loss of the colonies. I have my own ritual of giving thanks. Giving thanks that I'm not American. :P

just what i thought and also i get 5 weeks holidays plus bank holidays a year to spend with my family and also have 52 weekends a year to piss about with because working 7 days a week and all the hours that god sends makes your life very dull indeed everything is not about money it`s about the quality of life and going out on sunday afternoon for a few beers with your mates watching football(proper football). :twisted:


I'm guessing your talking about americans version of "soccer"? I dont understand something.. why if everyone else (country wise) calls "soccer" football in other countries is my country (USA) calling it soccer? Jeez its like they said hmm I know lets just mess with everyones mind!! I'm
gonna wonder that a long time because I dont know if anyone has the answer to that one!

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because you already had a sport(questionable)called football, it might of been a bit to confusing for some of your dimwit hilbillies for 2 different football games so i think you made up the name soccer if i`m not mistaken. :twisted: :wink:
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:02 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
Aradhus wrote:Around thanksgiving time I mourn the loss of the colonies. I have my own ritual of giving thanks. Giving thanks that I'm not American. :P

just what i thought and also i get 5 weeks holidays plus bank holidays a year to spend with my family and also have 52 weekends a year to piss about with because working 7 days a week and all the hours that god sends makes your life very dull indeed everything is not about money it`s about the quality of life and going out on sunday afternoon for a few beers with your mates watching football(proper football). :twisted:


I'm guessing your talking about americans version of "soccer"? I dont understand something.. why if everyone else (country wise) calls "soccer" football in other countries is my country (USA) calling it soccer? Jeez its like they said hmm I know lets just mess with everyones mind!! I'm
gonna wonder that a long time because I dont know if anyone has the answer to that one!

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because you already had a sport(questionable)called football, it might of been a bit to confusing for some of your dimwit hilbillies for 2 different football games so i think you made up the name soccer if i`m not mistaken. :twisted: :wink:


Yeah,
That sounds about right! lol. I'm not a big football fan myself. (of american style football that is..) I only watch for 1 team..Patriots! Only because I miss New England which is where I was from till 17 basically.

I'm now in fl with a couple things on the plus side: I am a massage therapist, I have a wonderful b/f I'd do anything for, and I have great family and friends no matter how hard a time i give them! As soon as I have a massage thable I have a job working for a timeshare place. However I am currently considering opening my own massage business.
Just waiting on a certain person to get back to me with weither or not she can help out or not. Which she has yet to do!! Grrs!!

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Postby Sammy gags on Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:12 pm

stupidest thread ever
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:20 pm

Sammy gags wrote:stupidest thread ever


Hello, and how can we make the thread more interesting to you? I dont post on what I consider to be "stupid threads" However apparently you disagree so.. just let me know how we can obtain your mind a couple hundred hours as mine has been and we'll get back to you! okay sammy?

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Postby Sammy gags on Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:27 pm

oh, ok...sorry sir
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:51 pm

Sammy gags wrote:oh, ok...sorry sir


sir? Last I checked I was a girl..however I could have my boyfriend check again for me! Since I am guessing its me your replying to ami correct?

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Postby Sammy gags on Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:46 pm

my mistake ma'am
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Postby Joe McCarthy on Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:22 pm

I'll bet none of you ungrateful twits took advantage of the terrific permission we gave you to celebrate the greatest holiday ever with us. Just like all the other bounties bestowed upon the world by the great US of A, it goes unappreciated. Oh well.
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:37 pm

Sammy gags wrote:my mistake ma'am


lol, its okay...as I said no offense take because you never know internet wise..I mean I'm sure most would think of me as a guy for the sherlock holmes icon that I have on here..I put it up because I love to spy on the neighbors and I think I'd be a great detective because they never notice!
Oh one more thing..Dont call me ma'am..I'm not old enough to be Ma'am yet! Give it another 20 years then you can lol. Right now I'm close but not even 23!! 8)

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Postby Skittlesandmnms on Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:35 am

salvadevinemasse wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:my mistake ma'am


lol, its okay...as I said no offense take because you never know internet wise..I mean I'm sure most would think of me as a guy for the sherlock holmes icon that I have on here..I put it up because I love to spy on the neighbors and I think I'd be a great detective because they never notice!
Oh one more thing..Dont call me ma'am..I'm not old enough to be Ma'am yet! Give it another 20 years then you can lol. Right now I'm close but not even 23!! 8)

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23 is still considerably older than I, ma'am.
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Postby morph on Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:57 am

Joe McCarthy wrote:I'll bet none of you ungrateful twits took advantage of the terrific permission we gave you to celebrate the greatest holiday ever with us. Just like all the other bounties bestowed upon the world by the great US of A, it goes unappreciated. Oh well.


I for one am a US citizen and not gonna be all like US is greater then everything, cuz i mean come on.... amsterdam.... come on!! but um Joe... go back to calling innocent people commies ^.^ and scareing people because of a "commie threat"...
I am slowly going insane, thanks to Jay, Brandon (the douch tool) and sammy gags for his pic of bubba....
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:03 pm

Skittlesandmnms wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:my mistake ma'am


lol, its okay...as I said no offense take because you never know internet wise..I mean I'm sure most would think of me as a guy for the sherlock holmes icon that I have on here..I put it up because I love to spy on the neighbors and I think I'd be a great detective because they never notice!
Oh one more thing..Dont call me ma'am..I'm not old enough to be Ma'am yet! Give it another 20 years then you can lol. Right now I'm close but not even 23!! 8)

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23 is still considerably older than I, ma'am.


Almost 23! lol. How old are you? Your so polite for someone whos young.
Tell your parents I said they are doing a good job raising you thus far!
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Postby Skittlesandmnms on Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:19 pm

salvadevinemasse wrote:
Skittlesandmnms wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:my mistake ma'am


lol, its okay...as I said no offense take because you never know internet wise..I mean I'm sure most would think of me as a guy for the sherlock holmes icon that I have on here..I put it up because I love to spy on the neighbors and I think I'd be a great detective because they never notice!
Oh one more thing..Dont call me ma'am..I'm not old enough to be Ma'am yet! Give it another 20 years then you can lol. Right now I'm close but not even 23!! 8)

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23 is still considerably older than I, ma'am.



Almost 23! lol. How old are you? Your so polite for someone whos young.
Tell your parents I said they are doing a good job raising you thus far!
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Uh, ma'am, I'm mostly just being a smart ass, although I thank you for the compliments.
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:01 pm

Skittlesandmnms wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
Skittlesandmnms wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:my mistake ma'am


lol, its okay...as I said no offense take because you never know internet wise..I mean I'm sure most would think of me as a guy for the sherlock holmes icon that I have on here..I put it up because I love to spy on the neighbors and I think I'd be a great detective because they never notice!
Oh one more thing..Dont call me ma'am..I'm not old enough to be Ma'am yet! Give it another 20 years then you can lol. Right now I'm close but not even 23!! 8)

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23 is still considerably older than I, ma'am.



Almost 23! lol. How old are you? Your so polite for someone whos young.
Tell your parents I said they are doing a good job raising you thus far!
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Uh, ma'am, I'm mostly just being a smart ass, although I thank you for the compliments.


your welcome...

I'm going to bed and I know its early but I'm not feeling to good I drank way to much wine...

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