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Postby UCAbears on Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:30 pm

I'm really bored will people just tell their stupidest, funniest stories?


1000th topic!!
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Postby UCAbears on Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:32 pm

opps u can erase this one
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Postby Skittlesandmnms on Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:19 pm

what if i wanted to tell a story? i had a good one...
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Postby UCAbears on Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:44 pm

lets hear it
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Postby CBlake on Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:46 pm

one time at band camp
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Postby Skittlesandmnms on Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:05 pm

this one time.

at band camp.

my section leader ate a drummer
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:14 pm

Skittlesandmnms wrote:this one time.

at band camp.

my section leader ate a drummer


out.
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Postby ttocs on Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:23 pm

have you heard...
"A theif robbed a house during the blakest night, and started to get chased by the police. Nomatter how fast he ran, or where he went, he was till being tracked by the police. Then he discovered that he was wearing shoes that light up when he walks..."
It is kinda sad that someone would be that stupid, and believe it or not, that was a true story on the news last winter...
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Postby UCAbears on Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:16 pm

haha he was wearin my shoes!!
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Postby wcaclimbing on Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:05 pm

Skittlesandmnms wrote:this one time.

at band camp.

my section leader ate a drummer

and yet more proof that you are an inept fool.
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Postby Sammy gags on Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:17 pm

yesterday in health class we were talking about the male reproductive system & the kid in front of me puked
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Postby Skittlesandmnms on Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:43 pm

Sammy gags wrote:yesterday in health class we were talking about the male reproductive system & the kid in front of me puked


haha... thats pretty pathetic
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Postby UCAbears on Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:08 pm

well we imediatly know something about him
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