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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:37 am

So 12-12-12 is upon us. Time to celebrate the only way I know how.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:39 am

Quirk wrote:So 12-12-12 is upon us. Time to celebrate the only way I know how.

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That's pretty cool actually, I'm envious.
I wonder though, how often do you think the guy in that costume gets a boner getting squeezed by all those strange girls?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Gillipig on Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:18 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
Quirk wrote:So 12-12-12 is upon us. Time to celebrate the only way I know how.

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That's pretty cool actually, I'm envious.
I wonder though, how often do you think the guy in that costume gets a boner getting squeezed by all those strange girls?


Wait......it's a costume? Seriously though, a lot!!! The same with all the Santa Clauses out there, teenage girls sitting in your lap will obviously cause you to have an erection.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:36 pm

Gillipig wrote:
Wait......it's a costume? Seriously though, a lot!!! The same with all the Santa Clauses out there, teenage girls sitting in your lap will obviously cause you to have an erection.


Yeah, come to think of it he does look pretty happy. The next question is has he embraced the fact to the point where he drops the formality of wearing clothes under the suit ?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:04 am

Hm. Yes.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:53 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:30 pm

So what is everyone doing for the end of the world?

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Postby 2dimes on Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:39 pm

Napping.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby tj755 on Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:54 pm

Assassinating monkeys.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:17 pm

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That's pretty badass. If I were in a drugstore or something and I saw that as a wall hanging for Christmas I would buy it in a heartbeat.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:53 pm

Buy it in a heartbeat, you would.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:01 am

Beat it into a heart, you would.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:12 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Beat it into a heart, you would.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Gillipig on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:22 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Buy it in a heartbeat, you would.

Hey! I've patented speaking like Yoda on here!! You can't just come in here and speak like me! Wrong to do so, it would be.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:37 am

Off f*ck, you should.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Gillipig on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:44 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Off f*ck, you should.

You see? This is what happens! "F*ck off, you should" is the Yodian way of saying that sentence. Dragging Yoda's good name in the mud, you are.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:54 am

Jonesy vs Gilli? My money (in the form of bananas) is on Jonesy.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:00 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Off f*ck, you should, too.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:48 am

Sorry Jones. You've pretty much done the foreigner thing that inspired the character Borat on this one.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:56 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Off f*ck, you should, too.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:25 pm

Gillipig wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Off f*ck, you should.

You see? This is what happens! "F*ck off, you should" is the Yodian way of saying that sentence. Dragging Yoda's good name in the mud, you are.


Tbh, Off f*ck has more comedic effect than F*ck off, regardless of the proper yoda speak. I would never have thought this if it weren't for the new episodes however, so I blame George Pukus for this whole row.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:52 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Off f*ck, you should, too.

Jonesy is developing a new bit in his act I see!

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby HighlanderAttack on Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:01 pm

Lock this thread :)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:25 pm

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Apparently men are now obsolete. Can we get a ruling on this, Jonesy? It's an import from across the pond.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby crispybits on Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:39 pm

The strawberry jam one next to it in that picture (nearly out of shot to the right) is much nicer - especially with custard
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