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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Gillipig on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:44 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Off f*ck, you should.

You see? This is what happens! "F*ck off, you should" is the Yodian way of saying that sentence. Dragging Yoda's good name in the mud, you are.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:54 am

Jonesy vs Gilli? My money (in the form of bananas) is on Jonesy.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:00 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Off f*ck, you should, too.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:48 am

Sorry Jones. You've pretty much done the foreigner thing that inspired the character Borat on this one.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:56 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Off f*ck, you should, too.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:25 pm

Gillipig wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Off f*ck, you should.

You see? This is what happens! "F*ck off, you should" is the Yodian way of saying that sentence. Dragging Yoda's good name in the mud, you are.


Tbh, Off f*ck has more comedic effect than F*ck off, regardless of the proper yoda speak. I would never have thought this if it weren't for the new episodes however, so I blame George Pukus for this whole row.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:52 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Off f*ck, you should, too.

Jonesy is developing a new bit in his act I see!

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby HighlanderAttack on Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:01 pm

Lock this thread :)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:25 pm

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Apparently men are now obsolete. Can we get a ruling on this, Jonesy? It's an import from across the pond.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby crispybits on Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:39 pm

The strawberry jam one next to it in that picture (nearly out of shot to the right) is much nicer - especially with custard
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:08 pm

The nuclear space age is wonderful, everything comes in a can.

**Munches on a banana from a can**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:21 pm

Quirk wrote:Image

Apparently men are now obsolete. Can we get a ruling on this, Jonesy? It's an import from across the pond.


Nah, non-std-infected ones will still be in demand.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby crispybits on Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:23 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:The nuclear space age is wonderful, everything comes in a can.

**Munches on a banana from a can**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Gillipig on Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:54 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Jonesy vs Gilli? My money (in the form of bananas) is on Jonesy.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


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Oh you are so not getting any bananas for christmas from me this year! And I don't think Santa Claus approve of your behaviour either. So don't expect many peelable presents from him!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:18 pm

Quirk wrote:Image

Apparently men are now obsolete. Can we get a ruling on this, Jonesy? It's an import from across the pond.


British Dicks can indeed be spotted.
American ones are sometimes Moby though, and that's much worse.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:16 pm

So, I have a flight later this week. What sort of person do you think I'll sit by? I've got a window seat.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:31 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:So, I have a flight later this week. What sort of person do you think I'll sit by? I've got a window seat.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:45 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:So, I have a flight later this week. What sort of person do you think I'll sit by? I've got a window seat.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


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Me.


Can ghosts/angels even have seats on flights?. **Leaves behind a banana bunch**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Gillipig on Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:53 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:So, I have a flight later this week. What sort of person do you think I'll sit by? I've got a window seat.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


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Hopefully it'll be an animal friend. Maybe he has a banana with him :).
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:07 pm

Here is likely what I will be wearing:

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:33 pm

Gillipig wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:So, I have a flight later this week. What sort of person do you think I'll sit by? I've got a window seat.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy


Hopefully it'll be an animal friend. Maybe he has a banana with him :).


I think that between Andy and I we can now arrange a banana milk-shake...

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Gillipig on Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:20 am

Jones, to be honest I'm a little worried. I know it's good to keep in touch with your inner child, but you seem to have kept in touch with your outer child!
But you're not alone, turns out a lot of hot women like to dress up as children too!

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:25 am

Ugh.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Gillipig on Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:29 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Ugh.

How can you say "ugh" after looking at those pictures? I want to replace their pacifiers with my Mr Johnson that's what I want to do :D! You can keep your pacifier though ;)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:20 am

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