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Postby 2dimes on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:14 pm

Those foamy banana candies are good sometimes. I wish popeye candy sticks came in banana flavour.
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Postby JJM on Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:11 pm

C'mon. It is Monday and no one has posted hear since Wednesday. This Thread used to get way more posts than that. We have got to step it up.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:27 pm

JJM wrote:C'mon. It is Monday and no one has posted hear since Wednesday. This Thread used to get way more posts than that. We have got to step it up.



Last I checked, Friday wasn't Wednesday. And it was a holiday weekend, sheesh.

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Postby JJM on Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:56 pm

Oops I read that wrong. Still that is to long.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:54 pm

Sooo... the guy that videoed my performance last Thursday cocked it up and only got about half of it. This is a snag 'cos I was going to use the video as my demo to try and get into the Cape May comedy festival.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Feb 05, 2013 3:02 pm

Did you pay this fella? If so, did you then have some thugs break his knees?

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Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Feb 05, 2013 3:04 pm

His name's "Vinnie". I think he knows the thugs already.
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Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Feb 05, 2013 3:10 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:His name's "Vinnie". I think he knows the thugs already.


You should get some internet thugs* then. I can sell you ArmyOfGod on the cheap.

*Product may or may not be received as described.


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Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:12 am

BPotW

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Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:10 am

Quirk, you going all hipster? **Munches on a banana**


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Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:26 am

No one else likes foamy... huh.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:55 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Quirk, you going all hipster? **Munches on a banana**


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There are no limits for the BPotW. Some weeks it's hard to find one to post. I used up a lot of pics before I started making official BPotWs.
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Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:03 am

Quirk wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Quirk, you going all hipster? **Munches on a banana**


--Andy


There are no limits for the BPotW. Some weeks it's hard to find one to post. I used up a lot of pics before I started making official BPotWs.

I understand. Your effort is valiant and to be commended. **Leaves a bowl of bananas for Quirk**


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Postby Spartan2090 on Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:45 pm

Just want to add my one cent to the record!
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Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:45 pm

Checks will be accepted.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:09 am

Mastercard and Visa as well.
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:05 am

So I found the Stork plant where I came from. Explains why I am messed up. As you can see, Globalization made most of the workers leave:
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Postby Quirk on Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:03 pm

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Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:06 am

So, I wish it was snowing or raining. But it looks pretty uneventful outside today. **Munches on a banana**


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Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:27 pm

I don't want to clog the Video Game topic, so I'm going to use this topic for updates to a Grand Strategy PC game I picked up recently:

show: Update 1


show: Update 2


Pretty sure my next plans are, since everything is out in the open about the assassination plot, is to both try to assassinate the king fast with a somewhat haphazard-low chance attempt, and then commit to civil war since my armies are pretty strong, my prestige is up, my coffers are full, and I've been slowly improving relations with the Danes across the sea, in hopes they'll support my effort.

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:53 pm

Maybe an all-out blitz on the King in his stronghold if your close enough? Attack fast, hard, and with ferocity, because you do not want to chance him building up his forces and allies and meeting you on even ground.

But it sounds a lot like Medieval 2 Total War, but with more emphasis on individual characters and politics rather than just war and peace.
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Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:27 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Maybe an all-out blitz on the King in his stronghold if your close enough? Attack fast, hard, and with ferocity, because you do not want to chance him building up his forces and allies and meeting you on even ground.

But it sounds a lot like Medieval 2 Total War, but with more emphasis on individual characters and politics rather than just war and peace.

I'll probably try something like this, at least with overwhelming force and speed. He moved his capital from the old capital area (since our original capital is part of the Duchy I rule), to far in the North, so he'll see me coming. But like I mentioned, my coffers are full and I am going to likely hire some Bretons and Irish mercenaries to supplement my Scottish levies.

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Postby Dukasaur on Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:50 pm

I absolutely love Crusader Kings!
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Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:55 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I absolutely love Crusader Kings!

The first or the second? I never played the first, but I've been playing he CK2 and it is pretty rocking.

**Munches on a banana**

Whenever my Scottish game ends, I want to play as a Spanish King, and try to unite the Iberian peninsula under my crown...and fight off the Islamic hordes taking root in the southern peninsula. Or maybe I'll be the Islamic hordes, and try to unite the Iberian peninsula under that crown!


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Postby Gillipig on Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:05 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I absolutely love Crusader Kings!

The first or the second? I never played the first, but I've been playing he CK2 and it is pretty rocking.

**Munches on a banana**

Whenever my Scottish game ends, I want to play as a Spanish King, and try to unite the Iberian peninsula under my crown...and fight off the Islamic hordes taking root in the southern peninsula. Or maybe I'll be the Islamic hordes, and try to unite the Iberian peninsula under that crown!


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Take it easy now, you can't do it all :D. Where does the map end? Can you seize land in India for example? Or central Africa?
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