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Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:52 pm**

Happy Birth day Fp. Hey could you give me free premie with your social security money ?

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:56 pm**

Ham wrote:Happy Birth day Fp. Hey could you give me free premie with your social security money ?

It's social insecurity and the answer is no ...

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:39 am**

Don't know you, but happy birthday!!.. 70?.. wow.. that was unexpected.. And happy birthday to me(but thats far less important)!..

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:58 am**

A day late but no less meant...

I offer a Laural... and Hardey handshake on this the anniversary of your birth. May we all live so long with so fine a faculty and spirit.

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:58 am**

Happy birthday

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:37 am**

70, whats the matter retirement too good for ya, hope you had a good birthday and they blended everything up nice and smooth so you could eat it.

anyway im off as im sure i am cutting into your time for talking about the good old times or playing bingo or something.

till our next match :lol:

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:53 am**

Happy Birthday!!! You are a prrof that all the people saying: "You have to grow up" are wrong, as I thought they are :twisted:

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:56 am**

Happy birthday you old fart..... :lol:

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:54 am**

Fireside Poet wrote:Yes, you may now take this opportunity if you wish, love me or hate me, to wish me a happy 70th birthday.

Seriously, I consider a birthday more like a new years holiday and wanted to express my appreciation to quite a few individuals, including but not limited to the following people .... this is going to read like a who's who, but these are the people I most associate with ..

Dixie (couldn't ask for a finer, more dedicated doubles partner), Koolbak, clapper011, Pedronicus, spring1, Marvaddin, Blitzaholic, Jonsvoll, Roger Dodger, panzermeyer, trestain, martijn, gav88111, wicked, sertel1, jaydog, neildrill, eolver, AndrewO, KidTwist, Exterminator, Telvannia, obysan, lusi, Nephilim, AK_iceman, what, me worry?, etc.. etc... and the VERY least, UCAbears (:))

I am sure I am missing some names, but you know who you are... feel free to send all hate PMs directly to me. May the next 365 days bring you more points from OTHER people than you took from me this year.

He mentioned me

Oh yeah, happy birthday fireside, i'm only a day late but what is a day when you have had about 2550 (not including leap years) of them. Hope you enjoy your next 365 days and that we are both around CC next year so i can wish you happy birthday again, and i might get the right day.

Oh just out of interest what does a OAP do during the day, (apart from playing CC with a lot of children)?

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:46 am**

happy bday

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:42 am**

My apologies, FP, for being late and all...you have to understand...

it's not my fault. Not only did it take some serious effort to wrap and FedEx the Geritol you're addicted to, but I nearly had a coronary trying to package wicked dressed in that skin-tight leather, "do-me" outfit that you dig so much! Especially when she's like...you know...not cooperating and all.

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:56 pm**

Happy birthday FP! (I won'tr sing it for you a la Marilyn Monroe)

BTW if you are going to tell everyone a lie about your age, shouldn't you pick one age and stick with it? I believe you said you would be 71, not 70, earlier in the chat. So which one is it? I already know how old you really are, but just incase. LOL

Boredgirl

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:38 pm**

Alzheimer's - gotta love it ...

Ok, I'm 32...

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:25 pm**

so which are you...70, 71, or 32?

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:27 pm**

He'll be 58 in 4 months.

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:29 pm**

so he lied all three times then?

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:32 pm**

I don't know, I just added them together and divided by 3.

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:37 pm**

happy birthday fireside

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:58 pm**

Let the record stand -- I am now 32.

Not 70, 71, 69 or 58.

Most people lie to get younger .. I swim against the current.

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:59 pm**

alright, i get it...makes sense :roll:

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:15 pm**

Fireside Poet wrote:Let the record stand -- I am now 32.

Not 70, 71, 69 or 58.

Most people lie to get younger .. I swim against the current.

Doesn't matter. You still need the Geritol.

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:36 pm**

spring1 wrote:
Fireside Poet wrote:Let the record stand -- I am now 32.

Not 70, 71, 69 or 58.

Most people lie to get younger .. I swim against the current.

Doesn't matter. You still need the Geritol.

That Depends...

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:28 pm**

Fireside Poet wrote:Let the record stand -- I am now 32.

Not 70, 71, 69 or 58.

Most people lie to get younger .. I swim against the current.

i knew you'd never lie to me

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:14 pm**

Happy Birthday, Fireside!

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:16 pm**

lackytacky!!!!!! how good to hear from you again...

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